| Welcome to my little corner of antiMUSIC.
Here you'll get to find out all the cool things I have been wasting my
time doing for the antiMUSIC Network. Plus you'll get to read about my
favorite topic, Me! =)~
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| The
Good, The Bad and the Fugly. |
| Does it rock or does it
suck? This
month we look at albums from the Dave Matthews Band, Bobby Manriquez, Epstein's
Mother and Motorplant ..plus you can review new albums from AC/DC, Bloodhound
Gang, Oasis, Rollins Band, The Smashing Pumpkins plus more. |
| My
Top Five |
| Here is where I give you my version of
a top ten countdown. Only thing is I'm real lazy, so you'll have to make
do with five.
Current Top 5
Top
5 bands that should be on VH1's Behind the
Music.
Oldies but goodies.
Top
5 ways to tell if a band has sold out
Top
5 worst song remakes.
Top
5 ways the Grammy Awards are like High School
Top
5 anti-love songs
Top
5 ways to save Rock from extinction
Top
5 Boy Bands
Top
5 most over rated artist of all time.
Top
5 Rock n Roll Halloween Costumes.
Top
5 Requirements to Vote in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame.
The
Top 5 signs your getting old
The
Top 5 Rap-Rock records that will never get made
The
Top 5 Reasons Grunge Died
Top
5 Uses for Celine Dion CDs
Top
5 Songs on MTV |
| Public
Service. |
| Most people I know think I am cold and
heartless. That's not true, I do care. So check this spot out for my tips
on self improvement, so you can be more like me.
antiGUY's:
Back To School Special.
I give some tips on how
to make the school year more enjoyable!
Ask antiGUY - Forgot Dear
Abby she's an old lady, want advise? Ask me, you might not get the right
answer, but you'll get one. Coming soon - submit
your questions now!
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| My
opinion's |
| Everyone is entitled to my opinion, so
here is where I will rip some bands new ones. Or in the rare case that
there is something I like, you can read glowing praise from the only reviewer
who counts, me!
Cher:
Attack of the Plastic Diva.
I know there is a market
out there for Cher, the same frustrated middle age baby boomers that buy
up Michael Bolton records. Plus I hear her records sell well in cities
with large transvestite populations. But to your average music fan, I can
see no appeal. The bottom line is there is no substance to this women or
her music. While others put her up on some pedestal, I gladly take the
challenge of asking people to pull their heads out of their asses and see
her for what she is - An old lady with delusions of grandeur. |
| The
not space |
| Here is where I will hype stories and
features I am thinking about doing, but probably will never get around
to.
antiGUY picks the best artist
and albums of all time.
Why Rollingstone Magazine should be kept
in the bathroom (I'll give you a hint it's not for reading and I'll show
you how to save a bundle on toilet paper)
Silicon
Teens Anonymous: a 12 Step guide on how to be teen diva free.
Why MTV should change their name: an exploratory
essay.
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| the
411 |
| Here is where I will tell
you all about me. Once I get around to it. |
| antiGuy's
favorite links |
| At
a fever pitch. a killer site by one of favorite visitors here at antiMUSIC,
the one and only Dr Fever's. You've read his comments on the news and our
message boards, now check out his views on various other issues. This site
kicks major bootie!
Deathsucks.com
- man this site is not PC at all! they got killer jokes about dead celebs,
message boards, polls, plus my favorite Mort and Dahmer the Celebrity maggots
-a very cool comic strip.
Weld
Press - This site is true sickness. I Love it!
Mr.
Cranky Rates the Movies - Finally a critic I can agree with.
Where are the music links?
You only need one, antiMUSIC! How could you go back to those other sites
after spending time with me?
Ok check this out.
Metal
Sludge - a music site the way it ought to be!
More to come. |
