It’s that time of the year again. Summer is over, no more late night parties, lazy days in the sun. You are doomed to another 9 months of Education. Well antiGUY cares about your education, so I put together these tips for you to use in the new year. 

1) Teachers love to see their students trying. So always raise your hand even when you don’t know the answer.  For example the teacher asks “ Who was the sixth President of the United States?”. Well the nerd sitting next you would say “ John Q. Adams", but if you didn't know, then it is perfectly ok to answer “ Charles Manson”. 

2)After you get that first report card with grades ranging from A’s (P.E.) to F’s (history and English) tell your parents you are just trying to be a well rounded student by collecting a variety of letters. 

3)You can sleep with your eyes open. Especially in Economics class. 

4)Remember the popular kids are only popular amongst themselves.  It is real easy to destroy their reputations, just start vicious rumors about them and they will be out of the “In Crowd” in no time. For example,  walk by the biggest gossip in school with your friends and blurt out, “ Did you hear that (insert head cheerleaders name) got pregnant this summer? She couldn't figure out who the father was so she had the whole foot ball team chip in for her abortion.”  My girlfriend in school did this and it worked like a charm, by the end of the week the girl transferred out of the
school in disgrace. 

5)Always sit next to a geek. They may not be much fun to socialize with but they are great for cheating off of. 

6) Contrary to popular myth teachers don't want apples from their students, they would much rather have hard currency.  $200 is the going rate for a “C”, A’s will cost you around $500. 

7)Show your school spirit. At the prep rally before the Big Game  take some shoe polish and write the schools name on your
stomach, then take off all your cloths and streak the school. 

8)Vodka in an Evian bottle looks and smells just like water. 

9)If you happen to get in a fight always get the first punch in, aim right for the other guys family jewels, Winning is what is important, no one cares how you do it. 

10)Always try to combine homework assignments.  Candid photos of the girls locker room after cheer leader practice, just might qualify for extra credit in photo journalism and biology class. 

Well that's all the wisdom I have for today. Remember, it’s better to be infamous rather than popular.