Sorry about the wait for the new piece, kids. I was stuck in LA traffic.

But while I was sitting there I had the opportunity to quiet my mind and focus.

Yes, it was a beautiful Zen moment complete with the sound of one hand clapping and everything. It was peaceful.

That was, of course, until they started playing Kevin Federline's new single on the radio.

Need I say more? (Probably not, but I'm gonna anyway.)

And that's when I was broken from my reverie by all the things that suck in this world�

Look, I'll be honest with you on something; I'm still a little bit mad that Britney Spears married someone else besides me.

Kidding. I couldn't care less. (It's not like I had a shot or anything. But she does look kinda cute in them wife beaters�)

But just because she decides to marry someone does not mean we have to deal with him on a daily basis, too. That's her job. She's the wife, let him get his pipe and slippers and she can be the one who nods her head approvingly and says, "That's such a good song, Honey! I'm so proud of you!"

Because, my gentle snowflakes, in case you haven't heard his single, let me be the first to tell you it sucks like nothing has ever sucked before.

It �ber-sucks.