And, if reports are to be believed, this could be Paula Abdul's final American Idol. It has been suggested that the American Idol team is looking out for a new full-time female judge who'd be able to hold herself together and give a range of well-meaning constructive advice. Thing is, though, the same reports say that Paula Abdul's American Idol replacement will be Courtney Love - a woman who we imagine has spent the last year or so crawling around the floor inflating her face to ghastly proportions with a bicycle pump and muttering swearwords to herself with her vagina hanging out. Fair's fair, though - that'd be a pretty solid swap for Paula Abdul [at least they found someone with the same amount of talent as a replacement so the contestants can take her just as seriously as they did Paula. But maybe Love will some original opinions instead of being a parrot of Randy. But at this point this is just a rumor and probably total BS because as bad as Idol producers are they are not smoking crack, but see the full story for more] - Click here for the Full Story

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