Dirk Spenser Rock
Detective, music's ultimate sleuth! antiMUSIC was able to obtain some of
Dirk Spenser's internal case reports, uncovering some of the biggest secrets
in rock music! Below find the case reports and learn the truth!
Search For The “illist” Guitar Player Known To Man
Dirk is called on
to help find the new Limp Bizkit guitarist.
Dirk had the simple
assignment of obtaining photos of Slipknot unmasked but while on that case
he uncovered a potential sinister conspiracy that could shake rock music
to it's core!
Case Of Joe Elliot's Missing Balls
Dirk was called
in to help locate the missing private parts of the Def Leppard frontman
and people were puzzled over how the once hard rockin band turned into
Michael Bolton wanna-bes.