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Previous Musings
Mainstream Music Today
Well here it’s another month already, and
yes lately I’ve been way out in left field with my subject matter, but
this time its all about what bonds us together, the reason we are here
and that’s music; since I've been blessed by all mighty digital cable fairy,
I’ve had the pleasures and displeasures of mtv2, mtvx, vh1classic rock
and assorted other music channels. What I have noticed through careful
study and analization, in my greenmuse jr chemistry set, I have come up
with this theory, there are only about 5 bands in operation at this time
in history.
Yes it is true; ponder this a bit, mudvayne,
slipknot, and corporate avenger. All goofs in masks. Not much of a difference
between the lot, sure some exchange their masks for makeup, but maybe it’s
shame that bonds them in their brotherhood of loud powerchords and senseless
yelling. Next up my personal favorite, lame wannabe punk bands.
Yes here I’m donning the full riot gear of the punk police. Complete with
crotch guard. There are so many of the out there only a few names stick
out in my head. Green Day, blink-182, sum41 and some other sum41
clones who I never made it through the video--a really horrible cover of
“smooth criminal” by Mike Jackson. (That would be Alien Ant Farm –ed) out
of all these fools I only have the minutest respect for is Green Day; lynch
me if you will, but in the past years when punk wasn’t cool, before Blink
was soaking the undies of little girls, Green Day was putting out albums,
but lets face it they are to blame for this influx of pseudo punks, Blink,
well I’m not even going to reiterate my thoughts on these people. But I
will direct my flames towards sum41, I’ve actually heard people call this
band “more punk than the Ramones” ugh well my problem with sum41 is, they
sound and act almost like Blink and God knows we don’t need another Blink.
Even the names sound similar. But sum41 has a double whammy, not
only bad punk music, but rapping ala Limp Bizkit. boy o boy our next group
of the same is Linkin Park, Papa Roach, Staind, Godsmack, so called new
metal ,I’m no fan of metal, but Motorhead they ain’t. All these bands are
fronted by a gnarled elf of a man, who sweats a lot.
Music today lacks Kurt Angles three i’s;
integrity, intensity, intelligence - also, greenmuses’s H.O.M.E H=
honesty, to the fans, and themselves 0= originality, yeah no ones truly
original, but try a little harder. M= meaning, words strung together
forming a song don’t get you the M, heartfelt lyrics and a strong delivery
get you that. E= energy, this ties in with the M, you cant express the
energy behind a song if you don’t really mean it. Sure some of the bands
mentioned have lots of energy but for the most part, misdirected and in
some cases just plain foolish see mudvayne, slipknot etc etc.
Well it seems after my birthday, I’ve become
a jaded old man but that’s how I see it and I don’t think I need glasses
yet.
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