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Previous Musings
New Year? It still looks
like last year!
Where are the flying cars?
Well its a brand spankin new year, its
still covered in afterbirth its so new. So I thought Id be real original
and offer some predictions for this New Year. Come, walk with me as I gaze
into the Greenmuse Mulletoid crystal powered Pabst can (patent pending).
First prediction: outlook is hazy, but
peering through the mists of time I can make out this; the boy band craze
will die down, down not out. I envision the Backstreet Boys will fade out
of public view. Nsync will continue to remain strong but after that the
haze of time obscures any further visions.
Prediction Two: Britney Spears will be
taken as a serious artist, sort of this generations Madonna. I also see
a few porno mag scandals involving pictures of her changing clothes. She
possibly will do a duet with Donny Osmand but Marie Osmand will not like
it and a fight will breakout with both the combatants shirts will be torn
off. Videos of this skirmish will sell on the Internet for $19.95. + 4.95
shipping and handling.
Prediction Three: Blink-182 and their ilk
will sink back into the obscurity that bore them. Their fanbase will grow
up and realize the term take off your pants and jacket isnt all that
funny. But I do foresee a short-lived sitcom featuring Jerry Sienfeild
and Tom Delonge. For a awhile people will be fooled into thinking its
funny but then there will be a scandal involving two dogs making out on
the White House lawn which will be broadcast during the Jerry and Tom show.
The dogs being much more funny will ruin them, as nobody could laugh at
that show after seeing the ground breaking antics of the pups.
Prediction Four: this is the final, perhaps
most scary prediction, Creed will become the biggest band in the land.
For this year no one will outdo them in sales, in popularity or even artistic
value. They will become the band of the decade, Nirvana who? Beatles what?
Make that the best band of all time!
Quickies:
Kiss will do another farewell tour.
Ozzy reports he will retire.
Woodstock 2002 will be much more peaceful
than the last one because nobody will show up.
Slayer will do a TV show with Billy Graham.
Adam Curry will make a triumphant return
to MTV, ousting Carson Daly from the heartthrob role. Adam rules!
From here on out, the ball goes cloudy.
Well that all for now, have a good month,
gm.
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