Weird
Al Yankovic - Poodle Hat
Label: WAY
Moby/Volcano Records
Rating:
Tracks: Couch Potato
Hardware Store
Trash Day
Party At The Leper Colony
Angry White Boy Polka
Wanna B Ur Lovr
A Complicated Song
Why Does This Always Happen To Me - (featuring
Ben Folds)
Ode To A Superhero
Bob
E-Bay
Genius In France - (featuring Dweezil
Zappa)
It’s kind of funny to think that, in a
couple of years, Weird Al Yankovic will technically qualify for induction
into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It’s even funnier that Al would technically
deserve it, having consistently put out fresh material for the past twenty-some-odd
years, with the bulk of his oeuvre going at least gold.
That being said, Weird Al’s tenth album,
Poodle Hat, continues the legacy of the parody master’s almost AC/DC-like
refusal to evolve. And how can you evolve when each of your albums is patterned
around the same six-parody, six-original format? Then again, he’s still
funny, so screw evolution.
Weird Al’s last album was four years ago,
1999’s Running with Scissors. Since then, America has experienced the teen
pop explosion, the rise and fall of nu metal, and that curious little neo-garage
hypefest which seems to have blown over for the time being (with the exception
of the White Stripes). Poodle Hat, however, treats the past four years
like Lou Pearlman never happened, with the exception of the Backstreet
Boys parody “eBay.” Al’s targets this time around include Eminem (“Couch
Potato,” for which the white rapper forbid Al to make a video), Nelly (“Trash
Day,” easily the album’s funniest song) and Avril Lavigne (“A Complicated
Song”). Al also parodies Billy Joel’s “Piano Man” in an ode to Spider-Man.
Then of course, there is the requisite
track 5 polka medley. “The Angry White Boy Polka” melds thirteen songs
from the nu metal and neo-garage eras, spanning from Kid Rock’s “Bawitdaba”
all the way up through the Vines’ “Get Free,” with an odd absence of Linkin
Park that could have taken the place of Rage against the Machine’s “Renegades
of Funk.”
As for the original tracks, they remain
hit and miss. “Hardware Store” and “Party at the Leper Colony” don’t elicit
any belly laughs; however, “Wanna Be UR Lover” ends up being funnier than
half the parodies; a series of non-sequitur smooth pick up lines patterned
around beats meant to emulate Beck’s Midnite Vultures material. Hear Al
entice the ladies with lines like “Girl you smell like Fritos, that’s why
I’m giving you this hungry stare” and the sing-along mantra “Girl you must
be Jamaican, ‘cuz you Jamaican me crazy.”
The album ends with “Genius in France,”
Al’s second foray into the ten-minutes-plus jam session. “Genius” is a
series of tempo and style changes perhaps meant to show off Al’s long-time
backing band’s skill. Their ambition is laudable, but the song itself is
not quite as entertaining as last album’s “Albuquerque.” Also, if the album
does have an instrumental high point, it’s Ben Folds’ guest piano solo
on “Why Does This Always Happen to Me?”
VERDICT: Fans of Weird Al will not be disappointed
by Poodle Hat. But then again, it’s not like Weird Al can really change
his formula too much to attract new fans or disappoint old ones. It’s either
funny to you or it’s not. That’s pretty much all you can say.
Posted by Verga:
Weird Al is very weird even for me
Posted by d.j.k.a:
hi i like weird al but i mad because i missed his show at the starplaza in indiana. and i wish he would come back. i mad because my x boy friend justin c. got to go and i didnt. i was so mad i miss it .o my god last year justin and his little friends which are loser did his little weard song ebay and g in france lip sing and dance and try to pick up girl haha highway anchovies$$$
Posted by I LOVE WEIRD AL!:
Weird Al rocks he is like a parody master!! He is a parodist! Everyone loves Weird Al!
Posted by bb:
Weard Al Yancovitch is the bomb!
Posted by Johnny big head:
This is the best
cd in my life because of the length, entertainment, and commidy. 5 stars!
Posted by odd:
Well, I realize than many, how shall I put it, uneducated people have posted. I personally think that Mr. Yankovic was the best comedy artist since Frank Zappa, who would probably want you to remeber him for his serious music. Weird Al is going through a difficult tome right now, and it is just unfair for anyone to be putting the man himself down. I admit that his last album, Poodle Hat, was rather disappionting, but, in his place, what could YOU have donte? Nowadays, the only artist worth parodying would be Weird Al himself. You may say now,"Why doesn't he just do originals?" I'll tell you why. Weird Al has a reputation for humorous parodies, and it would be seen as letting his fans down if he weren't to make six parodies and six originals. Then he would have the press on his back, constanly asking him "what happened to the King of Parodies?" That would be extremely difficult to handle, what with his parents' recent death and year old baby, Nina. I only ask that everyone stops putting Al down for his most recent, Grammy-winning album. I'm sure he and the band would greatly appreciate it, too.
Posted by JAM Writer:
WEIRD AL IS UNPARARALElD IN HUMOUR! I acctually like Hardware Store alot, its just so much fun ta listen to!But when speaking of Al, you are forgeting ONE SONG that TRULY deserves all possible acolades: That's your Horoscope for Today. Anyway, can u guys help me find either of the songs ive mentioned on the net for free? i'd like to use one for a site, thanks guys rok on!
Posted by ma__nemo:
i think weird al is the "BOMB" i love his song genius in France he should make parodys of his songs
Posted by Cheese Man:
Weird Al Rocks
Posted by Eaz:
Everyone wants 2 know who the best rapper of all time is whether 2pac or biggie but I say it clearly Werid Al, think about it, if you have respect for werid al like Micheal Jackson did then the people will respect you but if you disrespect him like Coolio did then your career will go straight down the drain...... What has Coolio done since he started complaining about werid al absolutely nothing ........ Werid Al is one of the greatest muscians of all time......2pac and biggie wouldn't be able 2 touch Werid Al
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Posted by rose:
I love Wierd Al he makes grate songs that are fun to listen to and sing long with.
Posted by Wierd Al:
I am gay
Posted by Michael McDaniel:
Weard Al ii a grate and funny singer his songs make me laugh a lot!! I hope he still is funny in the furure and inspires people to create funny music like him... because Al RULES AND NOONE CAN COMPARE WITH HIS SONGS!!!!
Posted by bakker:
Al rocks, there is no doubt. And you can't NOT like him cause he is just so darn entertaining. I listen to about 2 albums a day for the last 11 years and i cannot get enough. Im 17 now, not a nerd in any way and i do not find him cheesy or unfunny. Al deserves to be in the hall of fame cause he has been rockin for 25 years and continues to amaze generations of people to come.
Posted by canadian dave:
al is the sheiznet
Posted by The Gross Science Experiment:
Oh yeah, I GOT HIS AUTOGRAPH AS OF APRIL 1st 2004! HE WAS SWEET! HE LIKED MY PIMPING HAT!
Posted by The Gross Science Experiment:
"Werid Al" Yankovic is a freakin five! If you say he sucks, screw you! "There's something rotten here, say what, you better hold your nose!" Rap music is what sucks!
Posted by Emily/Leprechaun:
Weird Al is like the best!!! My personal favorite song is "Why does this always happen to me" the first part where he`s mad because they interrupted the Simpsons is my favorite part of the song because that`s totally what i would say if that happened to me!
Posted by LUDACRIS:
I listen to werid al costantly and I'm only 10 yo'.PEOPLE WHO SAY WERID AL SUCKS,SHOULD ADMIT THEY ARE MOTHER F@#%ERS
Posted by LUDACRIS:
Werid al is the F$@KIN BOMB. I luv his songs.Me and my friends laugh instantly ,its so F!#CKIN ASOME.
Posted by the masta ov dasasta:
i thing that i have to pee i think i have to poop i think i have to vomit i think i have to kiss u i think i have to toss the cookies all over dads tux i think u idiots shuld shut the fun up i think im busted hahahahahahahahahaha how to take a poop is scream and weap and yell bloddy murder and keep on pushin dont give up yet yuor almost there plop u did it but if u didnt your more contopated thant my uncles weener dog so thats al i have to say oh yeah and i guess weird als pretty funny i have to go put the lemonade in the pitcher
Posted by constantlycomplaining:
they should let us download songs
Posted by PATHETICALLYcrazy:
after putting up with britney spears for many horrid years, weird al came to a relief. ITS AWESOME can't believe u ppl! "it's good" ITS THE BEST CD EVER!
Posted by max:
it's good
Posted by Jeff:
why does this always happen to me...
I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report
About dsome devistating earthquake in Peru
There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried alive
On the Richter scale it measured 8.2
And I said, "God, please answer me one question?"
"Why'd they have to interrupt 'The Simpsons' just for this?"
What a drag, 'cause I was taping it and everything
And now I'll have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen?
(Why) Why does this always happen to me?
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba
I was driving down the highway when all the traffic slowed to a crawl
There was a twelve-car pile-up, everybody dead
And I saw brains and guts and vital organs splattered everywhere
As well as my friend Robert's disembodied head
And I thought - Poor Rob, I just had lunch with him
Hey, wait a minute, he still owes me money - what a jerk
Well, there's five bucks that I'm never gonna see again
Plus now, on top of everything else, it looks like I'm gonna be late to work
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen?
(Why) Why does this always happen to me?
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Oh, the other day, my boss said we were running low on toner
And he told me I should buy another case
Well, I told him I was busy, but he still just kept on asking
So, I turned around and stabbed him in the face (right in the face)
Oh, and wouldn't you know it, my knife got stuck
I guess that's probably bound to happen now and then
But I'm afraid I may have bent the tip a little
And I know that blade will never ever be quite as sharp again (quite as sharp again)
Oh, tell me
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen to me?
(Why does this always happen to me?)
Why does this always happen to me?
(Why does this always happen to me?)
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Posted by jeff:
why does this always happen to me rocks
Posted by kitten:
OMG!!! i knew that the second this album came out i shouldve gotten it and i did, I luv itm, its hilarious
Posted by Lodo:
I think the Poodle Hat songs are Awesome i listen to the music thousands of times and never get sick of it.
Posted by SGOTS:
ne1 got ne sites i can go to to listen ta free music or wierd al music id appreciate it
Posted by Bre:
Weird Al is the greatest person ever! Anyone who says other wise is just jealous...
Posted by $kittle$:
Wierd Al is better then all u morons out there }{3ll YEAH
Posted by Bradlu:
weird al is the greast man alive and his band F#CKING ASOUM.
Posted by yoyojo:
weird al is the best man in the world!! weird al weird al weird al weird al weird al weird al !! die all you mother F*CKERS
Posted by ELINA:
AL IS SOO GREAT. HE IS FUNNY, DEFINATELY DESERVING TO BE CALLED WEIRD. AND ITS EVEN WEIRDER THAT I AM A GIRL, USUALLY GIRLS DONT LIKE HIM TOO MUCH. OUR MATH TEAM LISTENED 2 HIM SO I GOT HOOKED! HE ROOOOOCKS....
Posted by JaMiE!:
i was so freakin ready for a new album, and since running with scissors, there has been alotta music that needs making fun of... rock on!
Posted by Waffles:
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Al Rocks!
Posted by Alicia Lewis:
This is the best CD I've heard for four years...since Running With Scissors came out. Call me sad, but I have memorized every word to every song, even hardware store. I listen to it every night and every morning and while I am doing homework. Oh yeah, and you're wrong about how al can't attract new fans, I only realized that he existed 3 years ago, and since I've become the biggest fan in my school, and one of the biggest in my city.
Posted by Chris C:
Weird Al rocks!
Posted by Weird Brad:
YOU MESSED UP!!!!
In "Wanna Be ur lover" he says "Girl you must be Jamaican, 'cuz Jamaican me crazy" (NOT 'cuz you jamaican me crazy!"
(I SHOULD KNOW! I LISTEN TO THIS CD DAILY!)
Posted by Kyle Aitcheson:
wierd al is the best making up new lyrics to diffrent songs!
Posted by cal:
i am big fan as well
i aslo got poodel hat it is so funney i had nelly wet my silf
Posted by cal:
i am big fan as well
i aslo got poodel hat it is so funney i had nelly wet my silf
Posted by cal:
i am big fan as well
i aslo got poodel hat it is so funney i had nelly wet my silf
Posted by tom:
i am a big fan of weir al and i have got poodel hat it is funny
Posted by Weirdmanda:
I really this cd. I have always loved Weird Al
Posted by Strange Rob:
Weird Al is God!
Posted by tony:
as quoted by stars "your never a good singer until weird al has spoofed you.
Posted by muisc:
hahaha your cool!...NOT!
P.S.-Everyone should buy the new Weird Al Album
Posted by muther fu!#er:
i ve heared a lod 'a' weird al stuff and end up fu!#in' pi!!in' me self theres one problem though ive tried to get the new FU#!N' album and av' ad no luck iv tried kazzar and all mp3's so if u no of any where to get the new album put a fu!#in' fu!#ed up muther fu!#in s!#t faced comment on the messag screen thanks to f!#k.
Posted by nurse poonie:
Loved his Bob tribute even before I realized he'd used all palindromes-then i went nuts! and then, Oh my God-Zappa!Love u Al!
Posted by Katt:
i listened to Weird Al Yankovic 'Poodle Hat', and my brother and i found ourselves rolling on the floor laughing because of the Frank Zappa song "genious in France', coz Zappa is my brothers idol. Weird Al always has a way to amaze me with his lyrics, you can never spot them coming.
Posted by EycHaus:
Maybe he left off Linkin Park because he didn't consider them worth a parody?
Posted by 50 cent:
werid al is da bomb
Posted by poopercannon:
Running with sissors is better but wierd al is forever a demi-god
Posted by BlindSpike48:
Werid Al is !THE! GREATEST ARTIST EVER! HEZ A FRIKIN GENUIS
To come up with half of his lyrics -- long live al--
Posted by GREENMUSE:
weird al rocks.he must be doing something right to be popular after so many years.ive loved his previous work,ill probally like this as well.
Posted by the dude:
weinie in a bottle isn't weird al's. it is for some reason accredited to him.
Posted by Me:
I think "Hall n Oates could beat up Metallica in a Bar fight,but only on Wednesday!
Posted by muisc:
I just bought his new CD. Awesome! Sounds good and its pretty damn funny. Harware Store isnt that funny, but it still is good to listen to. I love the pick up lines in I wanna B UR Lover. Angry White Boy Polka is great! I love how he playes "Down With The Sickness" on the Accordian. The Albums funniest songs are "A Complicated Song" and "ode To A Superhero" Now I advise all of you to go pick up Poodle Hat and suport the man who has kept us laughing for years!
Posted by Brycon:
wow i love Weird AL, remember that time he was on the Drew Carey Show?? good times good times
Posted by maimie:
i think that weird al is the bestest in world and my fav song is weinie in a bottle.
Posted by Vampire Knight:
The Complicated Song, Why does this always Happen to me,Ebay, ect This album should be put on display in a museum or something.
Posted by la la land :
Weird al is the best artist in the world. he is a geneius.
Posted by VampireRyan:
I heard angry white boy polka not too long ago. I was laughing so much my stomach hruts.
Posted by Father Toxic:
I like cheese, end of the f*cking story.
Posted by muisc:
All you Avril haters will be just as pelased with this album as I was! The Complicated song is the funniest song I have ever heard. Picking up the album is worth it just because of that song. Eminem is so hypocritical. He makes fun of people in his videos, yet he doesnt let any make fun of him? He's a f**kin idiot. Long Live Weird Al