We want to thank the Laramie Wyoming police department for arriving at the speed of light maple syrup. Within the blink of an eye (for someone in a 45 minute coma) they (I mean HE) was on the scene- belittling, yelling, arguing and refusing to let us stay warm in his police car. We thank god for keeping us relatively injury free, since it wasn't until an hour and a half later that we arrived at the hospital to get xrayed and have our urine sampled, which was f***ing weird because nobody else had to donate a sample except me and the nurse stood behind me- yelling- the entire time AND she made me pee into an empty tissue box instead of a cup.

At the end of the day, to anyone concerned, the band is fine. We are rejoining the Story of the Year tour in a few days after our manditory 5 days rest for pulled muscles (the muscle Andy pulled was actually done about 2 hours BEFORE the accident at an adult video store) and bruises and will be, obviously, heading out with Bleeding Through in February. We apologize to anyone in the midwest and western coast looking forward to seeing us, but you will have your chance again soon. Thank you to all who called or sent nudes via text. and p.s MARV LEVY is back with the bills organization! The bills make me wanna shout! Almost as loud as an injury suffered in a terrible van accident.�

Catch Every Time I Die in one piece at the following shows and don�t miss them this summer on Warped Tour!

Every Time I Die w/ Story of the Year, He Is Legend or Adair:

1/11 � Sunshine Theater � Albuquerque, NM
1/12 � Midnight Rodeo � Amarillo, TX
1/13 � South Beach � Lubbock, TX
1/14 � The Backroom � Austin, TX
1/15 � The Pavilion @ Concrete St. � Corpus Christi, TX
1/18 � Springdale Civic Center � Springdale, AR
1/19 � City Hall - Nashville, TN
1/20 � House of Blues � Myrtle Beach, SC
1/21 � Center Stage at the Plex � North Charleston, SC
1/22 � 9:30 Club - Washington DC
1/24 � Theatre Capitole � Quebec City, QC
1/25 � Spectrum de Montreal � Montreal, QC
1/27 � Streeters � Traverse City, MI
1/28 � The Machine Shop � Flint, MI
1/29 � The Intersection, Grand Rapids, MI
1/30 � Newport Music Hall � Columbus, OH
1/31 � Blue Note � Columbia, MO

Every Time I Die off dates from SOTY, shows with He Is Legend:

1/10 � Colorado Springs, CO � The Black Sheep

Every Time I Die no SOTY, no HIL, no FFTL:

1/17 � Bricktown Live � Oklahoma City, OK
1/23 � Furnace � Syracuse, NY

Every Time I Die w/ Bleeding Through, Between the Buried and Me, Haste the Day: