(antiMusic) Some Claybots were incensed that we dare link Clay Aiken with the Biblical Mark of the Beast yesterday. We have bad news for them; we didn't make this up as his birth name Clayton Holmes Grissom really does translate to 666 using Gematria (the Greek method of assigning numerical values to words). If you take Clay's first and middle initial and last name of birth it totals 666. Good thing that those researches we reported on yesterday contend that the mark of the beast is really 616. An interested aside; strange as it may sound Ryan Seacrest's name equals the divine number 888. So that should tell you how much stock to put in this!
Rant or Rave? Your turn, post your comments and thoughts on this news item. But hey keep it clean, we wouldn't want to have to wash your mouth out with Old Spice.
Posted by Taytay:
Hicks=gay
Posted by anything they want:
that is funnier than crap.
But I still like Clay
Posted by mary, mary:
And if you took only Ryan Seacrest's initials and last name, would it still add up to 888 or something else? How does Clay Aiken's full name add up?
Posted by Gay for Clay:
Lita shut up you hog. Don't call Clay a streaming pile of crap. He is but don't go against the Claybot creed and say such things we are supposed to be brainwashed Claybots that share the same simple, love cheesy music brain!
Posted by Lita Aikens:
You are really reaching here, don't you think? What a pile of steaming............... Crap!
Posted by hikingartist:
The only way to solve this once and for all is to shave Clays to see if he has numbers on his scalp. I seen it in a movie.