Malibu's Burning - OP/ED
01/09/07
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(Cat8Dog) You would think after the 2nd or 3rd mudslide they would have moved out but no way, the overpriced homes are still selling in Malibu and now the city hosts a few less mansions thanks to a wildfire. Four homes were destroyed and four others suffered significant damaged from the blaze which kicked off at around 5 p.m. at West Pacific Coast Highway and Malibu Canyon Road. The fire spread quickly thanks to the Santa Ana winds and reportedly claimed about 20 acres before it was contained around 8 p.m. The cause of the blaze is still under investigation. "At this time we're not ruling anything out because everything needs to be considered," County Fire Chief Michael Freeman said. We don't think the Jews did it but we were unable to contact Mel Gibson, a Malibu resident, to get his take on that conspiracy theory. There were no human fatalities but two dogs are reportedly missing and one human was hospitalized for smoke inhalation.
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