1liners: Kanye, Fiddy, Hannah and more
09/20/07
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(antiGUY) Hi everyone. It's antiGuy! Remember me? No? That's ok. I've been away for a while and the best excuse I can give is that there really hasn't been much music worth writing about. But seeing the current entertainment deficit I felt the need to give some new releases the reviews they merit since they aren't worth the effort for a full length review. For this first edition, I'm going to cheat a little and take a shot at the current top album chart. Enjoy and send hatemail to yesihavebadtasteinmusic@thisemailwontberead.comKanye West - Graduation Day: No rap cliche left behind. 50 Cent - Curtis: If you paid 50 cents for this you were ripped off. High School Musical 2: Young, dumb and full of c... cheese. Fergie - Dutchess: Now even royalty is sounding generic. Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana 2 (Soundtrack)/Meet Miley Cyrus: Proof that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. NOW 25: Record execs should listen to this as shows why you are losing money! Hairspray Soundtrack: Not only music suffers from terrible remakes and rehashes, the film industry is remaking lame films too. Every lame movie needs the lame music to go with it. Nickelback - All the Right Reasons: No longer leader of men. They are sorey for sellin out for all the wrong reasons eh! They should team with 50 Cent for the loose change tour. That's enough for now. I'll leave you with a name check a.k.a. what's with the lame ass name? You can add almost any emo band to this but we'll kick off with this one- Cute is What I Aim For: You missed. See you next time and no you can't have the two minutes you just wasted reading this back.
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Posted by Jesus Schwartz on 2007/09/20 16:28:53
one of my favorite reviews of all time, directly related to the band's name, was from a Guitar World issue from the early 90's, when they had an article called Metal Detector which focused on metal albums...anyways, the band was called Every Mother's Nightmare, and the review simply said "every guitarist's nightmare, every music lover's nightmare, every CD player's nightmare..."
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