You've seen her suck in the movies, you've heard her suck on CD, and now you'll get to see her suck in her everyday life on your TV! All courtesy of The Learning Channel. We don't know what we are supposed to learn from this, but here is Heckerspray with some of the less scary details: TLC has announced that Jennifer Lopez will help produce, create, and star in what is being referred to as a 'docu-series' which will demonstrate Jennifer's ability to balance work, babies, and constantly keeping her husband away from direct sunlight and cloves of garlic. She's a busy gal. The series is already in production, but an air date has yet to be announced

We wish Jennifer Lopez and her family the best with this new endeavour. Everyone knows that the best thing for a celebrity's personal life is a reality show. Just ask Nick Lachey and his wife Jessica Simpson, or Carmen Electra and her husband Dave Navarro, or the drummer from Blink 182 and his wife, or any of the well adjusted kids from Laguna Beach and The Hills. Exploitation onward! - more on this story

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