Airheads Needed For Paris Hilton Show
04/27/2008
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(antiMusic) Now with this story we are not sure who is less worthy of breathing our fine air. The 85,000 nitwits that want to be friends with Paris Hilton or the handful of nitwits at MTV that are making a reality show about it. Hecklerspray has the story: You can waste your time watching as many Al Gore documentaries as you like, but believe hecklerspray when we tell you that global warming is nothing but a 5* hotel-funded conspiracy. The reason that that tidal wave hit Phuket; the reason that Mardi Gras is now held in a swamp; the reason that the cuckoo now prefers to spend its holidays somewhere other than Kent; is solely down to the existence of Paris Hilton, her mind-numbing minions, MTV and the soon-to-be aired TV show I wanna be Paris' New Best Friend. According to People magazine, 85,000 people are seeking a chance to become Paris Hilton's BFF. That is far more than enough to fill Wembley stadium. In fact, hecklerspray would like to suggest to MTV that they try to cram all those people into Wembley Stadium - Is Paris the beast of the book of Revelation? 
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