(Gibson) Rock stars are not like us. They don't think twice about spending half their lives on tour buses. For breakfast, they eat groupies and large swaths of leather, washing it down with a glass of fire. And they can knock out amazing songs while sitting on the crapper. It's only when they open their mouths and say something so preposterously stupid that we realize they're human too ― only with far lower IQs. A few choice entries from Gibson's list of 15 +9. Why would Motφrhead's Lemmy Kilmeister wear a Nazi cap to a band photo shoot in Germany? "From the beginning of time, the bad guys always had the best uniforms," he explained to the Guardian. "Napoleon, the Confederates, the Nazis. They all had killer uniforms. I mean, the SS uniform is fucking brilliant! They were the rock stars of that time. What're you gonna do? They just look good."
10. Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich may be living clean these days but that doesn't mean he has to put up with boring old sober people around the dinner table at parties now, does it? "Two guys in a bathroom stall ― it feels like the most important place in the whole world in that moment," Ulrich told Blender. "I've actually gone into bathroom stalls with friends since I quit, just so I still have a little bit of that bonding."
Chris Martin: "Like millions of people in the world, I can't listen to Coldplay." - Read the full list of rock quote gemms!
