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Miley Cyrus Hopes For Sex And The City... For Kids


07/17/2008
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(Hecklerspray) You see, Miley Cyrus doesn't want to be the wholesome tween star of Hannah Montana forever, which is why she's decided to tell the world about her brilliant new pitch for a TV show. It's basically Miley Cyrus, right, starring in Sex And The City.

Seriously, that's what she said. Miley Cyrus wants to make a toned-down, slightly more wholesome version of Sex And The City for children. This is deeply upsetting news indeed - we already had an idea for a show called The Miley Cyrus Over The Sweater Action And Nothing More Until I'm Married Because I Love God Hour, and Miley Cyrus goes and steals it, the 15-year-old b*****.

You might not have noticed, but Miley Cyrus is hell-bent on growing up. Although she's still only 15 years old - an age where most people are happy to hula hoop in meadows or carry loaves of bread for pensioners - Miley Cyrus just won't stop trying to assert her adulthood onto everyone.
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