You see, it's obvious that Miley Cyrus really, really doesn't want you to go and see the Hannah Montana movie when it's released in April. That's why she's gone out of way to make the whole thing seem as grossly appalling as possible.

Look, there's Miley Cyrus introducing the movie with the voice of a chainsmoking miniature troll who's been possessed by the devil! Look, Miley Cyrus can't stop pulling a genuinely disturbing look of self-hatred every time she says her own name!
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