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Any movie critic can tell you what a newly released DVD is about & spoil the ending for you. I plan to ruin your entire DVD watching experience by highlighting it's flaws, it's missteps, it's examples of poor editing, casting, and point out the ridiculous holes in the plot. If you're cynical, you'll appreciate this valuable service I'm providing. If you're easily impressed, then don't say I didn't warn you.  - Mean Jean

As always the views expressed by the writer do not neccessarily reflect the views of antiMUSIC or the iconoclast entertainment group

Ray (extended version)

Triple Suck: Be Cool � Hitch - Taxi

Kid flick edition: Lemony Snicket - Racing Stripes

Ocean's Twelve

The Grudge (aka The Ring)

The Forgotten

The Day After Tomorrow

Guess Who

The Incredibles

Worst Movies of 2004 Awards!

Catwoman

Dickie Roberts, Former Child Star

Razzie Special Edition
Mean Jean ponders this year's Razzie hopefuls. 

Without a Paddle

Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Luther & Mary Poppins

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Collateral

The Terminal

Welcome to Collinwood

Mystic River

Shaun of the Dead

Napoleon Dynamite

I, Robot

Breakin' All the Rules

Dodgeball

The Bourne Stupidity
 

Mean Jean according to Mean Jean

My Story
By Mean Jean Savage
 

I was born into a farm family, and breeding champion fighting pit bulls was our livelihood. (Don�t worry; it was legal back in these days).  This prepared me for the hang on till death, locked jaw ruthless world of professional movie review.

Once I finished serving my 3 year prison sentence in 1918 for criminal mischief, (the stupidest thing to outlaw in the history of law making) I noticed that I had developed a hard, crotchety edge that would greatly assist me in savaging movies that suck & grudgingly praising movies that don�t suck. When I met my husband, Mean Dean Savage in 1923, I married him because he had the coolest name I�d ever heard of in my life.

In the early days of movies, or �talkies� as we used to call them, I had to be careful to only say polite, genteel things about the movies, as if I thought people knew how to act & black & white movies were great. Now, I sez what I want & any back talk from young whippersnappers, I just whack �em with my cane. Because I am so old, I have a condition known as �movie reviewer�s tenure� therefore, I will continue to write whatever I think about whatever I watch. Don�t like it? Look at my picture & tell it to the finger.