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antiReviews: Jennifer Lopez -J. Lo
Review by antiGUY

Jennifer Lopez : J. Lo 
Label: Epic
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Tracks:
Love Don't Cost A Thing
I'm Real
Play
Walking On Sunshine
Ain't It Funny
Carino
Come Over
We Gotta Talk
That’s Not Me
Dance With Me
Secretly
I’m Gonna Be Alright
That’s the Way
Dame
Si Ya Se Acabo

Jennifer Lopez’s pop music career can best be described as a B movie actress that aspires to be Madonna. The music, if I might dare to call it that is really just a throw back to late 80’s Madonna without the flare or substance. While Lopez has a passable voice, the music is too generic and mundane to make it memorable. While she may be enjoying a brief bit of success as a pop star she might be wise to keep her acting chops up to snuff, because R&B/dance singers are a dime a dozen and Jennifer doesn’t stand out enough to put her ahead of the pack. Then again, the public that buys this trash seems to be obsessed with mediocrity, so she might just be the next Madonna? 
 

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Posted by get a life:
J-Ho sucks!! She has no talent and average looks with a fat wallet to make her into something she is not.


Posted by kerry:
J.Ho is the biggest bum the world has ever seen. pretty soon she will run out of new ideas and start designing household appliances! and i also hate the way she pretends to be a role model for big women when she has a celeb diet guru and a strict personal trainer to work 10 hours a day with. The woman is obbsessed with her body, way more than the media is. to cut a long story short, she and her stripper loving boyfreind should do us all a favour and PISS OFF!


Posted by clockwork orange:
why the hell would u review the cd u no it sux


Posted by anti-Angel125ht:
Hey, I think you are just like your idol, J. Lo, (God, I hate to say that name), NO TASTE and CLASS.


Posted by bum from the street:
Even a bum like me can sing like her. She's Miss "trying hard". She insulted the listening public with her cliche lyrics and her poor attempt to be as famous as Janet Jackson. How dare her say that Beyonce and Toni Braxton are just following her. She is the one following them. She should be called J. Ho.


Posted by frustrated viewer:
I think, J.Lopez will fade away afeter a few years. Hollywood is putting up with her because of Affleck. Most people are sick of her. her parfum is the one of a cheap smell, her clothes are targeted to ghettoe women and guidettes and other types of bimbos. No rich woman with class would ever buy her clothes. Because of the way J.lo uses make up and hair, and her body structure, she will never be able to pull the rich bitch look. Is not her. She can try to be sophisticated but the latina gettoe comes out of her pores, she can't help it.


Posted by Tom:
I agree. The "music" has no substance. Just mindless forgetable pop. J-Lo is just proof that ANYBODY can get a record deal.


Posted by da-princess:
I WANNA SAY THAT YA HATERS NEED TO QUIT HATING ON J.LO SHES A GREAT SINGER/DANCER/ACTRESS. YA ARE JUST MAD CUZ SHE LOOKS BETTER THAN YA DO. YA NEED TO LEAVE HER ALONE AND QUIT HATING!!!


Posted by car:
a very big deal has been made of this woman in my opinion infact she is very preaty but as far as a singer COME ON where is the voice! as a actress shes so-so. it's time for the media to stop making such a big deal out of nothing really.


Posted by Mr. huh? saying, "My Generation Sucks!":
I WANNA SAY THAT YA LOVERS NEED TO QUIT LOVING ON J.LO SHES A SO-SO ACTRESS AND TERRIBLE SINGER. YA ARE JUST MAD CUZ WE HAVE BRAINS AND YOU DONT. YA NEED TO LEAVE HER ALONE AND QUIT LOVING!!!


Posted by Justanothervictim:
Kittie need to meet miz Lo and commit horrible, unspeakable things to her. My g-friend made me listen to this P.O.S. cd and I'm still never gonna like it.


Posted by Da-Princess:
I WANNA SAY THAT YA HATERS NEED TO QUIT HATING ON J.LO SHES A GREAT SINGER/DANCER/ACTRESS. YA ARE JUST MAD CUZ SHE LOOKS BETTER THAN YA DO. YA NEED TO LEAVE HER ALONE AND QUIT HATING!!!


Posted by Miss Thang:
Lopez can't sing,she just got lucky. She's normal looking,I see lots of women, including myself, much better looking with a better body.


Posted by Huguνn:
um , i dont know, but her music, remember me, her beautiful body, and turn me on greetings axxholess


Posted by Anti-Hero:
Why do a review on Jennifer Lopez anyways? She sucks.


Posted by Maria 13:
I think that J.LO is a wonderful singer with a great voice. I'm a fan of her and I would like her to continue the work that she's doing. Angel125ht@yahoo.com


Posted by real music lover:
J-Lo would not be anyone today had Selena not been murdered and someone had to go make a movie about it! I curse the bitch who murdered Selena, mostly because now J-lo and her stank ass have to be in our faces each and every day :-(


Posted by Angel125ht:
I think Jennifer is a great singer and a dancer with a beautiful voice. I really like her new music " Ain't it funny. you go girl


 


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