antiReviews:
Dead
To Fall – everything I touch falls to pieces
Review by Scott
Slapp
Dead
To Fall – everything I touch falls to pieces
Label: Victory
Records
Rating:
Tracks: Prologue
Memory
Eternal Gates Of Hell
Like A Bullet
Graven Image
Words Ignored
Cost Of A Good Impression
Tu Se Morta
Doraematu
Preying On The Helpless
The Balance Theory
Hail Victory Records and bow down to the
alter of true metalcore while you engorge yourself on this brutal feast
of pure head-pounding metal! Take everything you love about hardcore metal;
the insane double drum beats, the classic thrashmetal riffs and the metalcore
screams that made Shadows Fall, Zao and At The Gates underground kings
of metal, throw them together into one band and you got yourself one mutha
of a metal band! You’ve got Dead To Fall!
There is no way you can listen to this
disc at low volume, it screams out to you… “crank me up!, crank me up!”,
until windows shatter, paint peals off the walls and all the animals in
the neighborhood explode! Old school thrash heads are gonna love the riffs
here and the drums hit with the power of a machine gun that just cranks
this stuff into an amazingly brutal sphere that’s gonna blow out your speakers,
piss off your neighbors and get you kicked out of the house! Yeah,
it’s that good!
Every self-respecting metal-head should
own this CD. Aside from jamming it 24/7, you can take this CD, crank it
up in your car and cruise over to the mall and run over those poser asses
who buy that shit Roadrunner calls metal. That crap can’t compare to the
full on hardcore you’ll find on “everything I touch falls to pieces”. Gotta
a little brother that thinks Slipknot’s real metal? When the little
bastard’s asleep sneak in and put this CD in the Slipknot case and watch
his ears bleed when he puts this CD in, expecting that weak crap Slipknot
throws down! Better yet, gotta little sister into boybands? Watch her reaction
when she flips on the CD player expecting some whimped out sissies singing
about puppy love but instead hears Dead to Fall pounding out of her speakers!
Priceless, you can’t buy that with a Master Card but you can buy this CD
with one. Ain’t gotta credit card, just take one out of your mom’s purse
and when she’s not looking slip this disc into the CD player in her minivan.
Hey, moms gotta rock too and Celine Dion ain’t cutting it!
I could yabber on but you know what, you
gotta get your ass out of that chair and check this shit out for yourself.
Then when you run into one of those jerkoffs that say metal’s dead, give
them a big heaping dose of Dead To Fall and a middle finger cuz brother
if metal is dead than Dead To Fall are the dawn of the dead, bringin’ it
back to life! - Scott Slapp
Scott Slapp is the frontman
for the wanna-be grung band Greed, a practicing alcoholic and an antiMUSIC
contributor
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Posted by satan:
yea i sucked all their dicks cause they are soo metal
Posted by Alex :
Dead to fall rocks. If the devil himself was the vocalist in a band, iI think he would sould just like John Hunt of dead to fall. The guitar riffs along with the fierce double bass are also amazing. I've never heard tougher breakdowns.
Posted by Alex :
Dead to fall rocks. If the devil himself was the vocalist in a band, iI think he would sould just like John Hunt of dead to fall. The guitar riffs along with the fierce double bass are also amazing. I've never heard tougher breakdowns.
Posted by Joe:
Man, a funny and very true review!!!!
DTF is amazing, and me and my freinds DO crank it up anytime. It hauls ass. The construction of their songs, and sound is absolutely brilliant. DAMN they rock!!
Posted by Nikki:
That was the funniest review I have read in a long time! But dude you need to talk about the music all I get out of this is it is heavy and it's got great drums.
