antiMUSIC is reluctant to present “Slapped!”
with Scott Slapp. He’s been bugging us to do this for a while. So we figured
what the hell, let’s give him a shot at it. If he isn’t assassinated by
an irate fan, Scott will check in with us each Tuesday to tell us which
rock star needs to be “Slapped”.
Despite the outpouring of hatred from Motley
Crue fans last week, Scott Slapp returns this week to slap someone else.
Actually this week he slaps a concept. Read on as Scott slaps Rock for
Change.
As always the views expressed
by the writer do not neccessarily reflect the views of antiMUSIC or the
iconoclast entertainment group .
Rock For Change? What Change?
This election year is a bit surreal. I
turn on the news and I get the feeling I’m watching Nick At Night
or a religious infomercial. On one hand we have a guy that looks like Herman
Munster and is so dull that he’d put insomniacs fast to sleep. His running
mate looks a bit like an overgrown Bobby Brady and has that disingenuous
smile that only a trial attorney can master. You know the one, the cat
that ate the canary. On the other hand, the President reminds me
of that guy on the 700 Club; you know the guy that implores you to say
a prayer and then send a “love gift”. What really bugs me is when the President
gives an unscripted speech he has more pauses than Pauly Shore. I feel
like screaming “spit it out!” at the screen.
Needless to say, I’m not supporting either
side this year. But there are some organizations out there that are trying
to get young people excited and involved. Which is noble cause, young
people should become engaged in politics, because we have the biggest stake
in the future. The problem I have is that these groups tend to just be
schlock fronts for either major party (primarily the Democrats). They want
young people to get excited over this election but they give us these two
choices? Give me a break.
And it’s nothing new, every four years
we are offered up two varieties on the same theme. Sure they may talk a
different game but when it comes down to it, once elected they do what’s
in the best interest of retaining their power, not the people. The choice
usually boils down to “the lesser of two evils”. Not very inspiring.
Bill Clinton was an exception; he actually
did inspire young people. He spoke their language and made a connection
with them. Young people related to him and that’s why he inspired record
turn out among young people. When asked if he smoked pot, he replied “I
didn’t inhale”. Most young people recognized the unseen wink that went
along with that statement. We also have the famous MTV town hall meeting.
Can you imagine John Kerry answering whether it was boxers of briefs? He
would probably answer with his somber expression, “Well when I was young
it was briefs, then I switched to boxers and now I alternate between the
two.” Who knows how W would respond but given his folksy personality,
he would probably field it a little like this, “Um… I … I don’t know,
Laura usually takes care of those kind of things.” Whether young
people actually agreed with his politics, Bill Clinton did make a connection
with the kind of young people that “Rock the Vote” was trying to reach,
those that didn’t really care about politics but would vote because they
“liked” the candidate.
My problem with these “groups” that are
supposed to energize the youth vote is that they play into the same old
game. They elected Clinton, but the healthcare takeover attempt aside,
he didn’t really offer any significant change. Rock the Vote, MTV’s Choose
or Lose, Punk Voter, and the latest addition to the fold “Rock for Change”.
Even their titles are disingenuous. “Rock the Vote”? Great put some rockers
on the ballot. Lemmy can’t run but I’m sure he’d get a lot of votes and
you know he wouldn’t play the same old games the donkeys and the elephants
play. “Choose or Lose”? More like Choose and Lose, because you’re screwed
if you go for either major party that has a vested interest in their power,
not the ideals they claim to represent. Punk Voter? Could you imagine
John Kerry in the pit or having anything in common with a punker?
I thought punkers were for anarchy. The Democrats represent the exact opposite.
The worst however is “Rock for Change”.
Let me ask you something, just how much change will we get by electing
one career politician over another? Just how much credibility should we
give millionaire rockers endorsing millionaire politicians? Do either
know what we--the common voter--have to deal with on a daily basis?
What change are they offering? A slightly different variation on
the same themes. I’m not talking rhetoric here, I’m talking policy issues.
On rhetoric you would think W is throwing poor people out into the streets,
but he has actually spent more money on social programs than Clinton. On
the war on terror? Kerry voted for the invasion of Iraq. And even his recent
rhetoric doesn’t differ from W’s. He says he would vote that way again
and the platform adopted at the Democrat convention supports the war.
Where is the change? Despite the change in the name of the party?
Sure they would do a few things differently but when it comes down to it,
both parties play the same rigged game. If you like big, ever expanding
government, then by all means vote for either one of these guys and you’ll
get it.
We would be better served if groups like
these really did highlight that we do have choices for real change. If
real change is what they are honestly after, every four years there are
more than two candidates up for President. But most people think that they
are throwing their vote away if they choose a third party candidate. I
contend that you are only throwing your vote away if you stick with the
status quo and vote for a candidate that you think is the “lesser of two
evils”. If you are happy with the status quo and honestly support
either major party candidate, fine. Vote for them. But if you honestly
want change, you are wasting your time supporting a donkey or an elephant.
So I don’t put much faith in their front
groups. They don’t offer real change and the bigger question is why should
we care what a rock star thinks about politics? I think Alice Cooper had
it right in a recent interview with the Canadian website Canoe. "If you're
listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote
for, you're a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because
we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely
do we sit around reading the Washington Journal."
Asking a rock star or actor for advice
on politics is like asking the mailman how to perform brain surgery. If
they really care about politics, then they should retire and run for office.
(Hey Bruce, they need a new governor in New Jersey). I do agree that it’s
important for people to get involved in the process, especially young people.
But I slap all of these front groups because they simply encourage involvement,
as long as you are voting for one side of the two party system. They
don’t encourage young people to go out and really learn about important
issues or to look at all the options that voters have. They simply parrot
the talking points of one of the major parties.
There are choices for real change. You
just have to look for them. And I slap the conventional wisdom that you
throw your vote away if you don’t vote for a donkey or an elephant. That’s
a game they play to keep you voting for the “lesser of two evils”. If you
are really engaged and interested in the future and want change, I say
go out and study ALL of the options. Not just the two. If enough people
wake up and do this, one of those little fringe parties could actually
win and throw one of the two major parties out on their ass where they
belong. (That’s how the Republicans came to power). Unlike these groups,
I’m not going to tell you who to vote for, but I will tell you that if
you really want to rock the vote, then you need to open yourself up to
all the choices and slap the notion that you have to buy into the two party
system. You only lose if you aren’t aware that you have a real choice.
Scott
Scott Slapp is a professional
a**hole and rock critic, as well as antiMUSIC contributor. His biggest
aspiration in life is to become Eddie Vedder.
Your
turn.
Fan
Speak:
Posted by AshleyRett:
This has nothing to do with voting...Dan Grote, where did you disappear to after Stockton? Let's get together. I hope you remember me. Joy, Jess, and I were just talking about you this evening.
Posted by SS:
The Kerry Kooks have come out to play!
Posted by kitten:
the 911 commision? as if a committee appointed by bush to investigate bush has objectivity. and only a portion of the report has been divulged, for some mysterious reason. have you seen the widows of 911 fighting to get the rest of it released?
read the 'terror timeline' or about 100 other books detailing the facts that make fahrenheit 911 mild. i find it astounding that the rest of the world is vigorously denouncing bush, and americans who gave the man $500,000 for his campaign, a hard core oil man, republican to the bone, took out a full page ad in the washington post publically announcing that bush's preparing for war was a betrayal of his trust in bush. that the war would be immoral and lacked integrity. and to all of you who don't vote? what are you thinking? it is a responsibility to live in a democratic society. move to a country where daddy dictator will take care of everything so you won't even have to think about whether or not to vote, much less who to vote for.
Posted by scott slapper:
your voice is a rehash of the most mundane and lazy chip-on-your- shoulder mass mentality. you spew alot of regergitated blah blah blah. if this is how you feel, what are You doing to change anything? how much effort have you even put into finding out anything about these two individuals running for office? your words sound like the man/boy who gets off on listening to his own drool. you contribute to apathy. it's unconscionable.
Posted by pele:
If you don't vote, you allow corrupt politicians to win and give them no resistance whatsoever. If you do your homework and the guy you supported turns out to be corrupt, then you've still done your best. But if a good leader loses to a corrupt incumbent because you and your stoner buddies wouldn't get your asses out of bed on election day, then its your fault that things suck and you thus lose your right to complain about how bad our government is. And I suggest that you ignore the rantings of Zak de la Rocha and try reading instead. Christopher Lasch, Howard Zinn and even Andrew Sullivan are all good places to start.
Posted by GREENMUSE:
id rather have voted for clinton than bush the 1st.clinton provided us with hours more entertainment.
Posted by aG:
Scott why didn't you tell everyone that you were one of the 18-year-olds suckered by "Rock the vote" to vote for Clinton?
Posted by SubXavier:
Something tells me that the "All Hail Apathy" chant is really just a cover for laziness.
Posted by GREENMUSE:
im considering not voting,but it lets me come in late as hell to work that day.and im all for coming in late.butch does bring a good point,like crass said,if you vote,the goverment wins.
Posted by BUTCH:
Hey, just don't vote. I'm not going to. I think Carlin said it best when he said -if you vote for corrupt and unsavory people you are responsible for their ascent to power. However, if you don't vote, if you just stay at home and watch the grass grow and do not vote for either doucebag, you are not responsible for their election. So you can sit back and critize and condemn all you want because it is not your fault who was elected. I like that. Look, I live in the DC area and I could tell you many stories pertaining to elected officials, their lawyers, their staff and their, um, "morality." None of these people are as "nice" as they want you to think. It takes a certain deluded personality to enter politics and act like you are the voice of people you've never met. The secret to politics is having good hair, a nice constant smile and say things that make people nod their heads in thoughtless idiotic agreement. Politics offers no solution, only mental and emotional pud-whacking. So, you fukkers go and vote for Kerry the Corpse or Bush the manchild and I'll just stay at home, drink a beer and watch the world burn.
Posted by hey mick again:
burning and thieves sorry for the typos
Posted by hey mick:
sorry to inform you, but i saw tool with the buring brides. Maynard didn't really say anything the whole night/ Than out of the blue before their last song(not including the encore) he went on about how corey feldman should be major over that loser arnold and how our current administration are a bunch of thives. If that's not taking sides i dont know what is bud..
Posted by Mick:
Well... I just wanna say I disagree with the Clinton comment - I thought he was a lying, manipulating twat. And as for Musicians like Tom DeLonge supporting Kerry, Madonna supporting Clark, etc... why are all musicians so f*cking left wing? Now Tool - there's a band that tries to open their listeners ears and eyes, without siding with anyone...
Posted by Ronny Rox:
Good Article, Scott! I think the American needs to ask themselves am I voting for someone who cares about my issues, or I just voting for the sake of voting.
Posted by r3:
i think the only change the artists want is the change in my pocket. $50.00 tickets for Pearl Jam and Death Cab for who the hell are these guys????
Posted by 5Against1:
Ummm, I think the "change" the artists are aiming for is a change of administrations, not a change of the two party system, not at this point anyway. It's a case of the lesser of two evils, most sane people know the current system blows but it isn't going anywhere soon, the two parties have seen to that. "Kooks" like Nader don't have a chance because they have no money and no political infrastructure. Nader uses the example of the pharmaceutical industry, they have nearly 600 lobbyists in D.C., more than one for every member of Congress. So who's the kook, Nader or someone who doesn't see this as a problem? "Represenative Government" is fast becoming an inside joke, and we're not in on it. As far as this election goes, Kerry's no bargain, but the Bush folks scare me. Iraq, PNAC, the Fundie X-tian ties, the Saudi ties, the relaxed environmental rules, the 7 minute "My Pet Goat" meltdown, the WMD fiasco, the "Patriot" Act, the reckless spending...etc. I knew there would be trouble when Bush said "9/11 has changed everything". I think he meant "9/11 has given us idealogical carte blanche".
Posted by Huh:
I agree with most of what you said solitary, however that budget deficit was not a credit to Clinton, Newt shoved the balanced budget down his throat. After Newt and the other "true believers" were demonized out of Congress the deal makers took over. I will never give Clinton credit for that, he didn't initiate it and he didn't propose the policies that brought it about. He in fact vetoed the balance budget a couple times before giving in. I will place Bush and Congress equally at fault for the present deficit. True the recession and war on terror played a part but there is no excuse for the spending they have both approved. People need to look at real third parties, not just kooks like Nader or Ross the boss. And Bush hardly surrounded himself with idiots. Powell, Rice etc. Ashcroft is the only exception I see. and at least he doesn't call for safer bullets. And Albright was AWOL in dealing with terror.
Posted by solitary:
Forgot to mention: I think anyone who cares about our government or our world (like Scott seems to care) should read the 9/11 Commission report. It's the same price as a ticket to "Fahrenhei$t 9/11", and infinitely more informative.
Posted by solitary:
You have to look at the type of people that the person you vote for would surround themselves with, moreso than the particular person. Clinton was quite greasy, but he surrounded himself with smart people and was not afraid to ask for their input, be it for or against his preference. Bush comes across as common-man, but he surrounded himself with paranoid ideologues who interpret every difference of opinion as having a subjective agenda at heart (projection, perhaps?). It was the Cold-War-era, state-driven focus on terrorism that the Bush administration adopted that frustrated the likes of Richard Clarke, who knew that terrorism has evolved beyond individual states (e.g., al Qaeda). The core of my frustration with the Bush administration is their complete aversion to any change in course in light of new evidence or a different perspective (they tend to call that "flip-flopping"). I saw the lead-up to Iraq as just a specific instance of a general theme: the complete rejection of any difference of opinion. Kerry has aligned himself with the Clinton wing of the Democratic party - most see his pick of Edwards as VP as a nod to the Clintonites - which I think is a good thing, for the sort of reasons Scott talks about. Don't forget that Clinton left office with a budget surplus - which Bush has turned into a catastrophic deficit we will be buried under for years to come. My belief is that third parties are just not viable in a non-parlamentary system of government like we have - they may ebb and flow, but their power lies in influencing the tone or direction of the major parties, as Nader did to Gore in 2000.
Posted by Chuck DiMaria:
Nicely done, Scott.
Posted by Dan Grote:
The unfortunate thing is, Nader sucks too.
Posted by Setharian:
A very worthy slap. The Alice Cooper quote is pure gold.
Posted by jake :
nothing to do with this article, but i agree with you Nikki about Metalsludge. it is so lame now since the other guy was fired. its pretty crystal clear that Stevie rachelle never wrote any of the hilarious stuff on there
Posted by Nikki:
Man I hope this is the kind of slapped articles we can expect. Good job, Scott! Leave that lame pointless bashing of has beens to the has beens that run MetalSludge. This is much better.
Posted by Anuj:
I'd like to see more peolpe stumping for Nader. Wait... there are a few. MAybe what we need is someone to voice support for the Libertarian Party (www.lp.org). Also, for the anti-Bush brigade, I only get pissed off when they don't give a reason. Say something!!! There's so much: the Kyoto treaty, No-Child-Left-Behind, his staff's involvement with the PNAC (http://www.newamericancentury.org)...
NOT JUST IRAQ!!!
Also, I think that Barrack Obama MIGHT be the kind of charismatic candidate that Clinton was. Let's just see if tthe lefties nominate a candidate who Afr-Am.