antiMUSIC is reluctant to present Slapped!
with Scott Slapp. Hes been bugging us to do this for a while. So we figured
what the hell, lets give him a shot at it. If he isnt assassinated by
an irate fan, Scott will check in with us every month to tell us who needs
to be Slapped.
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Music Big Brother
As always the views expressed
by the writer do not neccessarily reflect the views of antiMUSIC or the
iconoclast entertainment group
Greetings from Slapp Central. Sorry to
the two people that actually enjoyed my daily slapps, I had to make the
decision to kill that experiment when I learned that only a brave few were
actually reading them. That was part of the reason, the other is I thought
they would be a quick couple paragraphs but they turned into full blown
slapps and doing that every day was just too demanding for my lazy ass.
Luckily, there were plenty of people to slapp. But now here we are
back with a monthly slapp, the way it should be. This month I'm gonna step
out of character and not present you with a slapp but instead give you
a glimpse behind the Scott Slapp curtain.
Most people think I'm a musical snob. You
are right, I am. While some of my fellow antiMusic writers try to keep
an open mind about music and will judge artists on other criteria aside
from if they personally like the music or not. I just can't do it. Bad
music sends me into cold sweats and I feel like I'm going to die.
Maybe it has something to do with being traumatized as a young child with
visions of Motley Crue prancing around in women's underwear in videos accompanying
songs cheesier than anything Big Bird could produce.
I have to come clean though. I was not
always as discerning in what I would listen to. While I never crossed the
line into Crue or Poison-ville, as an impressionable youth I did let MTV
dictate to me what I thought was cool. I just didn't know any better. But
that all changed one day when a kind soul pulled an intervention on me
and sent me on the path to musical enlightenment and Nirvana.
Before I get to that story, I have to give
you the set up. A few months back, actually many months back, a few
of our readers got into a discussion about music mentors; people that took
them under their wings when they were at a young age and turned them on
to cool music. I remember totally relating to that and it was so
cool to see that other people have similar experiences. I knew that at
some point I would have to step out of character and write about my music
mentor, or if you will my big brother in music.
Now step into the Slapp Time Machine (patent
pending) as I tell you how I got put upon the right musical path. I was
the second or third week of seventh grade (Sep 1991) and I was sitting
in my living room listening to what I thought was the coolest music on
planet earth. Suddenly my older sister's boyfriend walked into the room
as I was nerding out to the "fresh beats". (He was killing time as
my sister got ready to go out; a painstakingly long process). He took one
listen to the "music" I was listening to and exclaimed, "What is this crap?"
I was a little taken aback and I didn't want to appear uncool to my sister's
cool boyfriend so I sheepishly answered "Vanilla Ice". He just shook
his head and walked out of the room.
A few days later I was in my living room
nerding out to the same tape (remember those?) when my sister's boyfriend
appeared again. He walked over to me and handed me a stack of cassette
tapes and simply said, "If you want to listen to good music, check these
out." I wasn't gonna say no and appear to be uncool. So I took the tape
on the top of the stack and put it in and pressed play and at that moment
my life changed forever. I had found Nirvana. Actually it was Pearl Jam
and once I heard "Once" cranking out of my speakers it was all over, I
had found it! The music that would be the soundtrack to my life. I tossed
out the Vanilla Ice tape that night and I couldn't get enough of Pearl
Jam. "Even Flow," "Alive," "Black," "Deep," Release," all of the songs
connected and opened up my ears to the wonderful world of rock. A
few months later Pearl Jam because hugely successful and everyone was listen
to them but I heard them back on that one night and a light went off in
my head.
My music mentor had struck gold for me.
Over the next few days I checked out the other tapes he had lent me and
found other great groups. Alice in Chains' Facelift, Ozzy's Blizzard of
Ozz, The Beatles Abbey Road, Guns N Roses' Appetite For Destruction, Iron
Maiden's Piece of Mind, Motorhead's Ace of Spades. They all changed me
but none as much as Pearl Jam. I'll admit this now but there were
also a few tapes he lent me that I couldn't get into. KISS Alive
and a band called Enuff Z'nuff. (I warmed up a bit to both bands
in the years ahead).
A few weeks later my sister and that boyfriend
broke up but we remained friends. Every couple of months he would
stop by or call and tell me about a new band or tape I should check out
and the next time I got my allowance I would race over to the record store
and buy whatever he told me about. My collection grew rapidly that year
and I got turned on to new groups (some old) and a love affair with music
began that has not ended to this day.
As I grew older the friendship with my
music mentor grew. He would take me to concerts; let me in on the latest
tape or CD that he was buzzed about. And that relationship remains to this
day. Although he seems a bit more jaded now with the current music
scene and the turn-ons don't come as often, when he gets that buzz about
a band and tells me I should check them out, I pay attention. I really
have no choice now, since he's my boss here at antiMusic. So if you want
to blame anyone for my taste in music, blame Keavin.
In all seriousness, I've been wanting to
write about this for a while. He did change my life in a big way. And as
I write this on the eve of his birthday (March 21), I just wanted to take
the opportunity to publicly thank my musical big brother for continuing
to open my eyes to new music. I have close to a thousand CDs and I would
say 75% came from recommendations from him. Thanks bro!
Wait I'm not done yet. A funny thing
happened to me a few years back. I was a freshman in college and had the
chance to repeat history when I discovered my girlfriend at the time had
a little brother that was listening to crap. I took him under my
wing and did the same thing Keavin did for me. I haven't been as successful,
the kid only latched on to about 2/3rds of what I tried to turn him on
to but the circle continued and we remain good friends to this day and
every once in a while I'll get a buzz about a CD and tell him about it.
So you see, we can save the world from crap music one fan at a time. I
learnt that lesson back in 7th grade when my mentor set me on the right
path. I learned it again when I carried on the tradition with my younger
charge. So did you have a music mentor? Did someone put you on the
right musical path? Have you become a music mentor yourself? If not,
you should. Good music is meant to be shared. We can be selfish and keep
it to ourselves but it means that much more when you look at someone the
first time they hear a new piece of music and the light goes on for them
too.
Thanks for my friend and musical big brother
Keavin for making sure the lights remained on with me all of these years!
Now let's hear about your music mentor
or how you turned other people on to good music. I'll be back next month
with a megaslapp to make up for the slappless slapp this month. Until then,
don't keep good music to yourself!
P.S. Hey Keavin, my sister
is single again. Need her number? =)
Scott Slapp is a professional
a**hole and rock critic, as well as antiMUSIC contributor. His biggest
aspiration in life is to become Eddie Vedder.
Your
turn.
Fan
Speak:
Posted by LithiumBliss:
For me (like Kurt) it all started with the Beatles. Kurt and Eddie were like a second renaissance though, because Kurt took music back (in a mainstream way) for people who aren't as technically gifted as the metal shredders, and Ediie's lyrics were far betond the usual crap that was big before him. Plus, Kurt champoined a lot of the unknown bands he loved, and that exposed a lot of stuff to me that I had missed being a Led Zeppelin and Rush freak in the 80s. If Kurt didn't get killed I'd have to tahnk him for turning me on the the great 80s underground ish like Husker Du, and a lot of old school punk. Hail Kurt. Play some kurt in tribute on the 8th, and if you run into Courtney - piss on her.
Posted by BUTCH:
let me play mentor to all who care to listen/read, go out and grab 'rain dogs' by tom waits. you;ll thank me later. and if you already have it, then you know what i mean.
Posted by JAKE:
My dad played me Stairway to Heaven, and Yellow Ledbetter when I was in 7th or 8th grade. I haven't been the same since.
Posted by Anuj:
I must thank Hobo for turning me onto Devin Townswend. Plus, I recently saw a movie (24 Hour Party People) that's turned me onto the Manchester music scene of the 80's and 90's (Stone Roses, Happy Mondays, Joy Division) --- MADchester as they call it. And I must mention AILD; I saw them on here as artist of the month, checked out some samples, bought the CD and enjoyed very much.
Posted by oh no:
the end has no end
Posted by pop will eat itself:
My music tastes evolved from the influence of others with whom I had studyed art & design, from early school age & through university. Most artist will listen to good decent music when working in a project group or studio environment. So you get to hear alot of others taste in good music simply by association. Coincidently many artists tend to play a musical instrument, which then also leads to the formation of bands. If you look at great bands over the decades, many developed out of friendships attending an arts & design faculty at a college somewhere in the world.
It's ironic that of the people who I consider to possess terrible tastes in pop music are not generally artistic or design savvy mined people.
Posted by BUTCH:
yup, sure is.
Posted by BUTCH:
yup, sure is.
Posted by Zane:
The past few years I have been on my own when it comes to music. My friends and I don't really understand each other's musical tastes. So antiMUSIC has been the place that I come to. Mostly because I am as interested in music as everybody else here. It is wierd kind of sickness when everything takes a backseat to music.
Posted by Kahless:
Damn, i fat-fingered your name...sorry about that, KEAvin.
Posted by Kahless:
Happy birthday, Kaevin! Regarding music mentors, i never really had one per se, but i did have a "metal brother" all through high school and college. We'd pass cds back and forth, find out about new acts, attend concerts, etc. He was the one who got me Metallica's "Justice" for my birthday one year. And i'll never forget the look on his face the first time i played him Slayer. Man, *that* was a good day. To answer your other question, i know for a fact that i've discovered new bands through this site. However, antiMUSIC has become so integrated with my personal world of music that i can't think of any specific albums. I do know that i would have missed out on some of the newer metal bands such as Lamb of God and Shadows Fall if it wasn't for the positive reviews i found here. Until i found this site a few years ago, i'd become so jaded that i simply wrote off anybody who showed up on MTV. I guess with a lot of artists, i'll hear about them from various sources, but rely on the views expressed here to give me a feel for whether or not i want to cough up the $13 for someone's new cd. So thanks to everyone at antiMUSIC, and keep the good stuff coming!
Posted by Keavin:
Thanks for the b-day wishes. You guys, all rock and are invited to the party at the Cat Club on Sunday! I almost made Scott take me out of this but he insisted. Said it was cheaper than a gift =). This is actually a really cool topic and I'd like to hear everyone's experience with this. I had a few "mentors". A cool older neighbor, a cousin, a guy at a local record store and all contributed to broadening my music horizons into different areas. There is nothing like discovering a new album and you want to tell the world about it. That's a big part of the reason this site was started. I will end with this, the mentor thing does work the other way around too. Scott has turned me on to some great music over the years as well. And let's face it I had to intervene on him because can you image his big mouth out there SUPPORTING stuff like Limp Bizkit, Little Jon and 50 Cent? That was where he was heading. Thank God for Eddie and Pearl Jam for turning that confused kid around. Ok, one more thing. This article sparked my curiosity in a slightly different direction. Has an article here turned you on to a cool album you might normally not have heard about?
Posted by Caught in a Mosh:
Happy Birthday, this is a great site! I got into good music from hearing Metallica from my friend on the bus. Ironically that was one of the very few bands he got me into, and I've looked alot deeper than him and founf alot of bands that I want to get him into.
Posted by Wes Rains:
Hey happy birthday to the guy who runs one hellofa site. I'm glad I found this site way back in 1999, its been awesome and a big help in sorting out music.
Posted by Zane:
Keavin has been changing lives everyday. Have a great birthday, bro.
Posted by Hobo:
Yeah... umm... its Keavin here on Hobo computulator... What was that number again?
Posted by BUTCH:
that was less of a slap and more of hug. happy bday keav.--viva le music mentors