Introduction

Howdy fuckin Ho Ozzfesters! For the next two months you all will be eating my dirty ass bass tone, finding out which band members are doing each other, Quote of the day from Ozzfest band members, fans, groupies, midgets and many more. We will tell all the things you never wanted to know about this crazy circus called Ozzfest. We want to bring you as close to the action backstage without actually having to stick your head up a butchers ass to get a good look at the T-bone. So please stayed tuned and come back everyday to rock Ozzfest 2003 with us.......Chris & Hotwire .

6/28/03   San Antonio, TX

Finally!! After three years at sea (U.S.A) of touring in a fucking short bus, we have upgraded to a full size ship. That’s right Hotwire is in a bus and we couldn’t be more excited, especially here on the Ozzfest! The first day was so fun, we chilled with our old friends in Shadows Fall, Killswitch Engage, Depswa, Unloco, The Revolution Smile, Nothingface and met all the new faces. Everybody is so cool on the tour. All of the bands were up bright and early like it was the first day of school. We played at 11:30 A.M. and there were so many people there it was awesome. Thanks to all the old faces out there singing along and to all the new people thank you for taking the time to check us out and watch our set. When we were done playing we went over to the free Miller light tent, and by the way thanks to those fine people for sponsoring the tour with free beer. So after few 24’s and 110 degree weather the final result ended in fuckin golf cart jousting with a shovel and Jack Osbourne behind the wheel, One word….. SAFETY!! Don’t worry, no one was hurt accept like ten helpless trash cans.  Then it was off to watch Marilyn Manson , his set was incredible to say the least, with beautiful, practically naked dancers, explosions, and amazing songs, what else could you need? Then, of course Korn , and The prince of fuckin darkness himself, Ozzy. I don’t even know what happened after that, just about a million topless chicks flashing everywhere, a couple of drunken meat head fights, and it was off to Dallas.  Rock and fuckin roll kids…  Love and chaos,  Chris& HOTWIRE .

6/29/03   Dallas, TX

I’m almost positive none of you have ever seen Sworn Enemy fuckin terrorize a couple of thousand kids a t 9 A.M. in Dallas, TX, well I have and it was insane. I was sleeping in my bunk dreaming about Paul from Shadows Fall bass lines when I was woken up by the noise, I stepped outside into refreshing, cool, 115 degree Dallas breeze and the first thing I hear out of Lorenzo from Sworn Enemys’ mouth to his bass player is “Yo, set dis shit off you fuckin yellow slanty eyed gook.” WOW…pure poetry, it was comparable to Shakespeare. We played our set, broke our gear down and were greeted by MTV’s very own Ian Robinson. What a cool fuckin dude he is, We did a short little interview with him and then wrapped on a more personal level when we were done. Today was a short day for us we had to head out of the venue early to take care of some personal stuff. You guys don’t get all the dirt you crazy fucks…..Tip of the day, I don’t care how fresh your mullet is it’s not cool unless your Micheal Bolton circa ’88.Or maybe Scott Bayou circa “Who’s the boss”…oh yea and one can’t talk about hockey cuts without mentioning the sweet stylings of the king, Hasslehoff…anyways, onward to phoenix AZ.! .