We've seen all of the best songs lists but what about the lamest? Sure there have been a few, mostly made by aging hippies, but we wanted a list that represents some of the cheesiest cheese of our generation too, not a list made by people that still lament over the end of Summer of Love and actually gave a damn that Jefferson Airplane sold out as Starship. With that in mind, what started as fun thread on our message boards has turned into the list you see today. 

The biggest offenders? When the dust settled, six artists had three songs on the list; quite an accomplishment with a list of only 101 songs. This unscientific survey found that Limp Bizkit, Warrant, Hole, Sheryl Crow, Nsync and Motley Crue were the most responsible for producing some of the lamest songs of all time. Blink-182, Avril Lavigne, Poison, Journey and Simple Plan followed close behind with two songs on the list. 

Don't agree with the songs our writers and readers came up with?  We'll have Fan Speak at the end where you can sound off and also post your picks for the next lame list, this time around Lamest Artists of All Time! 

7-29: Here we are at the final day of this special. This has sparked some spirited debate. To those that got all bent out of shape because a song they liked was listed here, you are taking this far too seriously!  It's a lame list of lame songs. Don't forget that there is still time to make YOUR nominations to the lamest artists of all time list.  Going by some of the submissions so far, the reaction to this list was tame, some of the names listed there will surely get some people all up in arms. But always remember, just because it's lame doesn't mean people don't like it. And of course, it's all very subjective now isn't it? Before you get to the now full list, we leave you with the words of George Bernard Shaw - "The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people." 

101 Lamest Songs of All Time

1) Nookie - Limp Bizkit
Limp Bizkit is the poster child for all that is wrong with popular music. Ever since they first infected popular culture with their jock rock sounds, they have been responsible for some of lamest music ever produced. "Nookie" takes the prize not only for the lamest Limp Bizkit song but the lamest song period with lyrics that could have easily been written by a 1st grader. In short, "Nookie" is the musical equivalent to a fart joke. The only problem for Fred Durst & Co is that the joke is on them! 

2) Shut Up Kelly Osbourne
Does this one really need an explanation?  The deep intellectual lyrics such as "blah, blah, blah" failed to make Kelly a music star for good reason, she can't sing. If you are looking for a screaming argument against nepotism in the music business, Kelly Osbourne will surely fit the bill. It's just too bad that Kelly hasn't taken this song title to heart because let's face it; she obviously got her singing talent from her mother's side of the family. 

3) St. Anger Metallica
St Anger was supposed to be Metallica's comeback but it drove the wedge further between the band and some longtime fans. From the abandonment of guitar solos to the annoying drums throughout this album, this first single drew a lot of heat from fans who wondered "what in the hell happened to Metallica?"

4) Sk8tr Boi - Avril Lavigne
This song is just flat out lame; can we make it any more obvious?

5) Cherry Pie Warrant
Nirvana didn't kill hair metal; Warrant helped it commit suicide by taking the cheese to a whole new level of lame. 

6) I Think I Love You - David Cassidy
A perfect argument for why girls under the age of 12 should not be allowed to buy music. 

7) Sweet Child of Mine - Sheryl Crow
A cover that was so incredibly bad that it inspired a movement to ban all cover tunes (not really, but it should have).  This may be the real reason why the new GNR album has been delayed; Axl is still recovering from hearing this song butchered so badly. 

8) Gold Dust Woman Hole
When you have questionable vocal talent at best, you really shouldn't cover a song by one of the best female rock/pop vocalist to ever put her voice to tape. It only highlights your lack of talent. There just may be a special spot reserved in hell for those that butcher songs like this.

9) Butterfly Crazy Town
Meet the song that helped bring down rap-rock. 

10) Ice, Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
"Quick to the point, to the point no faking  / I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon" We'll just let this one speak for itself. 

11) Mmmbop - Hanson
12) What's My Age Again? - Blink 182
13) Thong Song - Sisqo
14) Cracked Rear View - Hootie And The Blowfish*
15) Who Let The Dogs Out - Baha Men 
16) Me Amore - Color Me Bad
17) Girl You Know It's True - Milli Vanilli
18) Macarena - Los Del Rio
19) Barbie Girl - Aqua
20) All Out Of Love - Air Supply
21) Love of a Lifetime - Firehouse
22) Get Ur Freak On - Missy Elliott
23) American Pie - Madonna
24) I Want You Back - Nsync
25) Seasons In The Sun - Terry Jacks
26) The Night Chicago Died - Paper Lace
27) Rumpshaker - Rex-N-Effect
28) I Believe I Can Fly - R Kelly
29) When A Man Loves A Woman - Michael Bolton
30) My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
31) Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band
32) Arms Wide Open - Creed
33) All I Wanna Do - Sheryl Crow
34) Um Skinny Bop - Poison
35) She Bangs - Ricky Martin
36) People=s--- - Slipknot
37) Rollin - Limp Bizkit
38) Jaded - Aerosmith
39) Perfect - Simple Plan
40) She's Like The Wind - Patrick Swayze 
41) Open Arms - Journey
42) High Enough - Damn Yankees
43) Airline Hostess - Busted
44) Hangin' Tough - New Kids On The Block
45) Thank You - Alanis Morissette
46) Just A Girl - No Doubt
47) Malibu - Hole
48) Every Rose Has Its Thorn Poison 
49) In Da Club - 50 Cent
50) f--et - Korn
51) Crawling - Linkin Park
52) Forever Your Girl - Paula Abdul
53) 2 Legit 2 Quit - MC Hammer
54) Down Boys - Warrant 
55) Welcome To My Life - Simple Plan
56) Tie A Yellow Ribbon - Tony Orlando & Dawn
57) Days Go By - Dirty Vegas
58) Y.M.C.A - Village People
59) Saturday Night - Bay City Rollers
60) Party All The Time - Eddie Murphy
61) Hot Legs - Rod Stewart
62) Don't Stop Believin' - Journey
63) Batdance - Prince
64) Oops! I Did It Again - Britney Spears
65) I Don't Give A... - Lil Jon
66) Blame It On The Rain - Milli Vanilli
67) Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart - Johnny Cash
68) Dancing Queen - ABBA
69) Hero - Mariah Carey
70) Muskrat Love - The Captain And Tenille
71) Serenity - Godsmack
72) Indian Outlaw - Tim Magraw
73) The Final Countdown  - Europe
74) Love Hurts - Nazareth
75) 17 - Winger
76) Girls, Girls, Girls - Motley Crue
77) Soak Up The Sun - Sheryl Crow 
78) Rock Me Amadeus - Falco
79) a------ Gene Simmons
80) Sugar Sugar- The Archies
81) Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
82) I Can't Dance - Genesis
83) Funky Cold Medina - Ton Loc
84) Pop - U2*
85) Mercedes Boy Pebbles
86) The Sign - Ace Of Base
87) (God Must Have Spent) A Little More Time On You - Nsync
88) Complicated - Avril Lavigne
89) Smokin' In The Boys Room - Motley Crue
90) Chick Magnet - Mxpx
91) I Write The Songs - Barry Manilow
92) Courtesy Of The Red, White, And Blue (The Angry American) - Toby Keith
93) Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous - Good Charlotte
94) Safety Dance - Men Without Hats
95) I Miss You - Blink-182
96) I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) - Meat Loaf
97) Bye Bye Bye - Nsync
98) Losing My Religion - R.E.M.
99) Break Stuff Limp Bizkit
100) Doll Parts - Hole
101) Heaven Warrant




News Reports
Day in Rock:
Breaking News AC/DC Cofounder Malcolm Young Dead At 64 - Recap: Perfect Circle Star On Fan Ejection Controversy and New Album- KISS' Gene Simmons Streams 'Hand of Fate'- more

Gene Simmons Receives Lifelong Ban From Fox News Headquarters- Eagles Making Plans For Stadium Shows Next Year- A Perfect Circle Release 'The Doomed' Music Video- more

Stone Temple Pilots Reveal New Singer And Stream New Song- Guns N' Roses Jam Classic Song With Dave Grohl- Linkin Park Announce New Album 'One More Light Live'- more

Day in Pop:
Drake Confronts Fan He Sees Groping Woman At Concert- Nicki Minaj Attempts to 'Break the Internet' With Explicit Magazine Cover- Blake Shelton Declared 'Sexiest Man Alive'- more

Up and Coming Rapper Lil Peep Dead at 21- Meek Mill Appeals His Controversial Probation Violation Sentence- Sam Hunt Promises New Music To Arrive Early Next Year- more

Drake Confronts Fan He Sees Groping Woman At Concert- Nicki Minaj Attempts to 'Break the Internet' With Explicit Magazine Cover- Blake Shelton Declared 'Sexiest Man Alive'- more



Guns N' Roses Week: Chinese Democracy

Guns N' Roses Week: Our Greatest Arena Band (Live Nov 2017)

Guns N' Roses Week: Use Your Illusion I and II

Guns N' Roses Week: Defiant and Deconstructed

Paul Maged - Light Years Away

Sites and Sounds: Phoenix Concert Calendar For November

San Francisco String Trio - May I Introduce to You

Noise Ratio - Songs on Fire

Joecephus and the George Jonestown Massacre - 5 Minutes to Live: A Tribute to Johnny Cash

Coral the Merknight vs. SEARANTULA - It Weaves a Web of Metal

Michael Jackson - Scream

Sites and Sounds: Monster of Rock Cruise 2018

Powerman 5000 - New Wave

Sites and Sounds: We Got Your Back Brian Benefit Concert

Little Steven and the Disciples of Soul Live In Chicago

Rock Reads: We Were Going to Change the World: Interviews with Women from the 1970s & 1980s Southern California Punk Rock Scene

Chris Barron - Angels and One-Armed Jugglers

Kylie Odetta - Undertow

Road Trip: Dublin By Bicycle: It's Electric!

Kris Heaton Band - World Gone Mad

Road Trip: Explore Ancient Ireland at the Kerry Bog Village

Steve Miller Band - Ultimate Hits (5 Star) more

Rock News Stories
A Perfect Circle Star On Fan Ejection Controversy and New Album (top story)

KISS' Gene Simmons Streams 'Hand of Fate' From Massive Box Set (top story)

Nickelback Release 'The Betrayal (Act III)' Video (top story)

Queen's Brian May Slams Photographer Over Instagram Drama (top story)

Bob Seger Releases Preview Video For New Album 'I Knew You When' (top story)

Marilyn Manson Releases 'KILL4ME' Video Starring Johnny Depp (top story)

The Who Reportedly In Talks For Extended Residency (top story)

Black Country Communion Release 'Over My Head' Video (top story)

Jeff Lynne's ELO Announce New Arena Tour Leg (top story)

Neil Young Online Archive To Launch Next Month (top story)

Coldplay's Chris Martin To Guest On 'Modern Family' (top story)

Gene Simmons Receives Lifelong Ban From Fox News Headquarters (top story)

The Eagles Making Plans For Stadium Shows Next Year (top story)

A Perfect Circle Release 'The Doomed' Music Video (top story)

U2 Stream New Song 'American Soul' Featuring Kendrick Lamar (top story)

Foo Fighters Announce New Dates For 2018 (top story)

Fleetwood Mac Expanding Self Titled Album With Deluxe Reissue (top story)

Portugal. the Man Stripped-Down For 'Feel it Still' (top story)

Lou Reed's Unexpected Musical Passions Revealed (top story)

AC/DC Dominates Airbourne Guitarist's Favorite Solos List (top story)

Coldplay Perform Iconic Latin American Song In Argentina (top story)

Stone Temple Pilots Reveal New Singer And Stream New Song (top story)

Guns N' Roses Jam Classic Song With Dave Grohl (top story)

Linkin Park Announce New Album 'One More Light Live' (top story)

Halestorm and Stone Sour Announce North American Tour (top story)

Steely Dan Icon Walter Becker's Cause Of Death Revealed (top story)

Black Sabbath Stream Video Of Final 'War Pigs' Performance (top story)

2018 Vans Warped Tour Will Be A Farewell Run (top story)

Aerosmith's Joe Perry Announces Solo Album 'Sweetzerland Manifesto' (top story)

Fall Out Boy Release 'Hold Me Tight Or Don't' Video (top story)

Alt-J Release Haunting 'Pleader' Music Video (top story)

ZZ Top's Billy Gibbons Reveals Best Advice He Ever Received (top story)

Radiohead Star Doesn't 'Understand' Rock Hall Nomination (top story)

Bush Stream New Song 'This is War' (top story)


B-Side Stories
Drake Confronts Fan He Sees Groping Woman At Concert (top story)

Nicki Minaj Attempts to 'Break the Internet' With Explicit Magazine Cover (top story)

Blake Shelton Declared The 'Sexiest Man Alive' (top story)

Pink's 'Carpool Karaoke' Appearance Goes Online (top story)

Taylor Swift Goes Behind The Scenes of 'Delicate' (top story)

Carrie Underwood Shares Update After Wrist-Breaking Fall (top story)

Eddie Montgomery To Continue Making Music After Troy Gentry's Death (top story)

Fifth Harmony's Lauren Jauregui Preview Steve Aoki Collaboration (top story)

Chance the Rapper Leads 'SNL' Dance-Off In New Promo Clip (top story)

Maren Morris Releases Message of Thanks to Fans (top story)

Demi Lovato Reveals Clip Of New Song With Luis Fonsi (top story)

Vince Staples and Tyler the Creator Announce Tour (top story)

Up and Coming Rapper Lil Peep Dead at 21 (top story)

Meek Mill Appeals His Controversial Probation Violation Sentence (top story)

Sam Hunt Promises New Music To Arrive Early Next Year (top story)

Mariah Carey Goes Christmas Again With 'The Star' Video (top story)

Keith Urban Loves All-Female Cover Of 'Female' (top story)

Country Stars Celebrate Military Service at Stars and Strings Concert (top story)

Taylor Swift Shops for Her Own Album, Surprises Fans (top story)

John Legend and Carrie Underwood Hosting GRAMMY Special (top story)

Tame Impala Stream New Music With 'Currents B-Sides & Remixes' EP (top story)

Macklemore Brings Out Special Guest On The Tonight Show (top story)

Pink's 'What About Us' Gets Kids Makeover for World Children's Day (top story)

Lady Antebellum Appreciate The Sacrifice Of Military Service (top story)

Melissa Etheridge Arrested For Possession Of Marijuana (top story)

Brad Paisley Reveals Why He Honors Military Each Night On Tour (top story)

Sam Smith Reveals George Michael And Rihanna's Influence (top story)

Logic On Impact Of The 'Most Important Song (He) Ever Wrote' (top story)

Remy Ma and Lil Kim Unite for Defiant 'Wake Me Up' Video (top story)

Machine Gun Kelly, Bebe Rexha and X Ambassadors Go 'Home' (top story)


Follow Us:

Contact Us - Privacy - antiMusic Email - Why we are antiMusic

Copyright© 1998 - 2016 Iconoclast Entertainment Group All rights reserved.

Please click here for legal restrictions and terms of use applicable to this site. Use of this site signifies your agreement to the terms of use.