Posted by GREENMUSE: er,i dont like nirvana.or any of the seatlle
"grunge" bands.we probably share the same feelings on pearl jam. but i
see where you are going with this.and i am indeed in favour of the 3 chord
wonders of the punk genre.does this mean i dont or cant appreciate more
intricate music styles?no.no it doesnt.i dont recall saying journey werent
talented at what they do.when i can belt a tune out like perry or play
a journey tune on my guitar with my hands behind my back,then i might call
them untalented,but until then,i dont think i will be travelling that road.what
i am saying is journey along with air supply,chicago and genesis(post peter
gabriel)are boring music that pollute light fm radio waves and its high
time they stop.
Posted by
anarchrist: yep these are all pretty crappy songs.
I guess I am kind of ashamed to like Blink's I Miss You and Hootie and
the Blowfish. I'll never be ashamed to sing along to Meat Loaf though.
p.s. thank god that someone besides me
hates that REM song.
Posted by
Journey Fan: Hey Greenmuse, if you think Journey is
cheesy just because they know more than 3 chords, go listen to your grunge
records and leave us Journey fans alone! Its not our fault that your juvenile
mind can't process any song with more than three chords! Yes, I know that
Journey doesn't sound like Nirvana, but believe it or not, just because
they're not an early 1990s grunge band doesn't mean they're cheesy--it
just means you have a juvenile mind and can't handle anything more complex
than Kurt Cobain's twelve barre, three chord redundancy! Journey is infinately
more talented than your Seattle grunge heroes, end of story!
Posted by
????: why is beat it by Micheal Jackson not
on this list? Is that not a lame song? Or for that matter eat it by weird
al.
Posted by
GREENMUSE: ok,then to me journey is the poster band
for 70's born soft rock who's unabashed cheese factor was unmatched until
huey lewis and the news hit the scene.all their post 77 stuff sounds like
the soundtrack from a bad made for tv film about a down and out sports
team who is gonna make a comeback in the last half hour of the film.the
same thing goes for korn,but change the plot of the film to the kid nobody
likes is teased and taunted but in the end wins the spelling bee and is
carried out of the auditorium to the sweet sounds of "all in the family".now
im not saying steve miller is gods gift to music either,that crap is boring
even compared to journey.
Posted by
Faget?: What! Why is KoRn on this list? They don't
have any lame songs.
Posted by
Bhas: "Just thinking of it" isn't gonna cut
it, man. That's not a reason. Steve Miller is WAY worse than Journey, mate.
People just seem to like ripping on Journey, and that's sort of sad. I
think they got some okish songs, certainly better than some of the utter
rubbish out right now.
Posted by
GREENMUSE: if you want a reason why journey consistantly
makes these kind of lists just think of any given journey tune.or the steve
perry solo project...
Posted by
Papi: Nice list but some of those songs weren't
lame they were misunderstood they had meaning and u could use them in different
situations
Posted by
Insignificant Other: Bla bla bla... we all know how much limp
bizkit, avril lavigne and kelly osbourne suck.... time to move on people,
theres more to life than 2 b h8in
Posted by
The Truth: It's those kind of **** ups that make
the entire list look like it was made by a 16 year old who thinks he's
awesome because he doesn't listen to the radio.
And I know about other styles of music,
so? You call them hacks, but I bet that's the only song you've heard off
of that album. The New Jack style was pretty damn influential on the R&B/Hip-Hop
side when that album came out.
Posted by
??: What funnier is that you know and care
how those hacks spell their names.
Posted by
The Truth: First of all, it's Wreckx n Effects, not
a ****ing man named Rex.
Secondly, it's Unskinny Bop, not UMskinny
Bop.
You people can't even remember the damn
songs/groups well enough to get the names right, how am I supposed to take
this seriously?
Posted by
Journey Fan: Why is it that every time a list of the
worst songs ever is made up, Journey consistently tops the charts? All
you Journey haters just can't handle hearing more than 3 chords per song.
Thats why you hate Journey! You probably all like Nirvana and consider
that real talent.
Posted by
Lisa: What about "oh Ricky your so fine!" Now
that song REALLY is lame! I could go on, but why...you definitely didn't
dig very deep to compile this list and most of the songs are no more than
5 or 10 years old. Surely the 70's belted out more stinkers with all the
acid and drugs those people did. C'mon! My opinion...tis this list that
I hold in the lamest of regards.
Posted by
Mr.Lame: I love most on these.
Posted by
Beeker: No Bon Jovi? No Matchbox20?
Posted by
Link: Iam not a fan but whats wrong with Hole's
Doll Parts
Posted by
Alex: This is the lamest list of all time you
a??hole, you don't know anything about music
Posted by
Nayrb: Cool, glad to hear it DS. I was hoping
it would be appropriately used - somehow, it seemed appropriate for the
stupidity.
Posted by
VerdeHastaMuerto: Qué pasa con todo él Espanol
aquí? Se habla inglés aquí, pendejos!
Posted by
Bhas: Hello! Where is Steve Miller?!? I mean,
how about "time keeps on slipping" (or whatever) or that dumb song that's
all "I really like your peaches wanna shake your tree." I can't hate on
this list enough.
Posted by
Chalotte: ?????? ????? crawling??
??? ?? ???????? ?????!
it's not too bad
Posted by
steph: haha, i didn't even know sheryl crow did
a cover of sweet child o mine. i can only imagine how awful it must be.
i thought the list was pretty alright
actually, no complaints here :)
Posted by
Julita!: Perdon? Avril Lavigne en la lista? Pero
por favos!! Todos sabemos muy bien que esta entre las primeras 5 celebridades
del mundo... y si bien lo recuerdo, con el video "complicated" hizo exito
en todo el mundo... igual q con "sk8ter boi"... No creo q tenga el puesto
de ser una gran celebridad si 2 de sus 7 videos estan en las lista... Yo
opino que esta lista es solo por envidia, no?
Posted by
daedae: Hmm...MMMbop, now that I think about it,
that should've beat out nookie for lamest of all time. Cracked Rear View
was great though... I can see "only wanna be with you" and "hold my hand"
being on the lame list, but that's about it.
Posted by
ATOM: I love The Offspring, but I want to know
how the hell Pretty Fly For A White Guy got COMPLETELY ignored in this
list! I would've put it in the top ten at LEAST!
Posted by
Jesus P. Enis: Antimusic I say this in a very loving
way...You ****in' suck!!! WHERE WAS "MR. ROBOTO" By Styx??? That song is
the epitomy of lame!!! I think I speak for a lot of people when I say TISK
TISK TISK!!! The list could have been worse though, imagine if Rolling
Stone did it...yick!
Posted by
Angorian: Has anyone else notice that Crazy Town's
Butterfly ripped the guitar off pretty little ditty by the Red hot Chili
Peppers?
Posted by
DeadSun: It is I--- Nayrb--- who is fond of the
term "donkey". I must say, you've certainly used it within its proper context.
Well done.
Posted by
Richard Harris: Someone left the cake out in the rain!!!
Posted by
GREENMUSE: sadly i think beefma has joined his ancestors
in the halls of valhalla.his mighty trollspike gathers dust instead of
the blood of the troll hordes it once did.its a sad sad time.at risk of
falling prey to trolls.every slipknot song needs to be on here.masks=lame
gimmick
Posted by
I Hate Crazy Town: The 'Butterfly' song makes me want to
grab a rifle and head for the nearest clock tower.
Posted by
rob: No MacArthur Park?
Posted by
j*: Where the hell is Celine Dion? And that
list needs more Michael Bolton.
Posted by
SATANFAG: Port this list to thee holy Fan Speak,
for the trollspikes of the tr00 must lance yet a new generation. Oh, Beefma,
once again we shall wade in rivers of gore! Grandma, take us home to the
fjords of carnage. Again we shall repel the evil trolls. They will pale
before the dripping head of Shinoda upon the highest rampart of the Castle
Keep. HAIL!
Posted by
Krlxz: Oh my god!!! People=crap on this list??!!
are you nuts?? that song is wonderfull... no slipknot song should be here...
Posted by
GREENMUSE: william shatner spoke for a generation
on his album.it would be a travesty to include this gem on here.
Posted by
Bhas : Of all time? Sheesh. I know you MUST be
exaggerating, because you're not looking and thinking hard enough. How
about the "songs" by William Shatner and Lenord Nemoy, you know, Shanter's
covers of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds and Mr. Tamborine Man? How about
Nemoy's cover of I Walk the Line? How about Yummy Yummy Yummy I Got Love
In My Tummy? If someone involved in making this list can tell me WHY these
atrocities haven't appeared yet, that would be great.
Posted by
damn.... sorry the last note was posted by "Bhas" --- I thought I deleted
the name. doh. : sorry
Posted by
Pearl Jam has some REBhas: Okay, now we've opened a can of worms...
Some "cool" bands make some very annoying, really lame music. Why isn't
Pearl Jam's remake of " Oh where oh were could my baby be?" on this list?
Most music from the 50's, I think, is pretty lame, and the Pearl Jam cover
was not only lame, it was annoying, and, frankly, made me loose all patience
with Pearl Jam, who used to be a good band. For crying out loud, "Wishlist"
has really lame, almost random lyrics. Consider this: "I wish I was a neutron
bomb, for once I could go off
I wish I was a sacrifice but somehow still
lived on
I wish I was a sentimental ornament you
hung on
The Christmas tree, I wish I was the star
that went on top
I wish I was the evidence, I wish I was
the grounds
For 50 million hands upraised and open
toward the sky." To this "song" I add: I wish Antimusic could would get
a clue because then I won't get pissed off.
Posted by
Insignificant Other: Just a Girl is lame? At least it has a
message... I find no deep artistic meaning when some stoner yells 'Grandma
take me home'
Dont get me wrong i do like nirvana...
but they are waaay overrated, there are better bands
Posted by
Insignificant Other: What about sliver by nirvana? now that
is a lame song.... why is not on this list?? Oh yeah its Nirvana.....
Posted by
Matchstick: 101 slots is far too few to even begin
to scratch the surface of lame songs since you decided to include country.
And hey...I actually used to love the stuff before it took a turn for the
woefully lame. The Angry American kind of epitomizes the rediculousness
of new country, but "Gitcha Some," also by TK takes lame to a whole new
level.
Posted by
Nayrb: Holy man in a monkey suit, ya'll always
manage to stir up the flames. I can't remember who uses the word "Donkey"
for describing people, but feel free to let me know if I misuse it here.
To all you donkeys screaming about the
list, two points - 1) This list is purely based on opinion! We all have
agreements or disagreements! Spending 30 minutes composing a short story
about how much you hate everyone involved in this list is just retarded.
This is simply their opinions! Spending a page ranting just makes you look
retarded.
2) Lamest doesn't mean "not enjoyable"!
A lot of these songs are cheesy, goofy, not incredibly talented artistically
- but we all love them! That doesn't make them less lame, that's part of
their charm! Donkeys.
Posted by
Kidding: Hole Doesn't Suck! YOU SUCK!
Posted by
Ned: The Ned's cover of Saturday Night was
kind of cool...
Posted by
Magdalena: I agree with most of these songs, especially
the Avril Lavigne, Simple Plan, Blink182, and any other bands like that
that are on here. Avril Lavigne sucks, and people who spell "rock" as "rawk"
are morons who are desperately trying to be cool by inserting intentional
spelling errors because it's the "cool" thing to do. Anyway, I would have
to disagree with "Losing My Religion" and "Doll Parts," simply because
I can think of hundreds of more songs that suck a lot more that those do.
What about "Yeah" by Usher? "Hey Ya"? That crappy Coldplay song that everyone
loves? There are a lot of songs on MTV or BET or whatever the kids are
watching nowadays that suck for more than these ones.
Posted by
Kizzymarie: I think you guys were right on with most
of them...but just cause they were lame doesn't mean we didn't love them.
i still consider myself a "Dancing Queen".
Posted by
aG: Wow did he actually say the Bay City Rollers
and Poison didn't belong on a lame song list? It's obvious, this guy is
stupid. What are you gonna do for an encore? Tell us Hootie and the Blowfish
are cool?
Posted by
GREENMUSE: but one that is compiled by people who
probably thought about it for a few hours while drunk and/or stoned-i laughed
my butt off at that phrase.heck man,anything by journey needs to be on
this list.i think we were generous by listing every journey song ever done.
Posted by
You guys SUCK : This list is total sh1t. Don't forget
to wipe your asses, you poo flinging monkeys.
Posted by
It's Obvious, you guys ARE stupid.: Okay, look, some of your picks are on
track, and some truly suck. But even the sucky songs aren't realy that
bad. Where is your CRITERIA by which you judge the merits of the songs
on this lame ass list? This is not only an unscientific survey, as you
say, but one that is compiled by people who probably thought about it for
a few hours while drunk and/or stoned. You have no clear idea, I think,
WHY you've chosen these songs. If you had ANY sense at all when you went
about making this list, you should be prepared to make a much case for
including songs that obviously have serious artistic merit, such as "Losing
My Religion." More importantly, I think you are confusing matters of personal
preference with "lamest of all time." That is, you and "your cool friends"
might not like certian STYLES of music, but poeple with brains are able
to listen to songs in genres they don't like, and realize there is a good
song there. I'm not "all about" many of the songs you put on this list,
but they surely don't deserve to be on this list. People with any sense
at all would realize that the following songs really don't deserve to be
on this list: "All I Wanna Do"; "Open Arms"; "Every Rose Has it's Thorn";
"Y.M.C.A"; "Safety Dance"; "Saturday Night"; "Don't Stop Believing"; "Days
Go By"; "Dancing Queen"; "Girls, Girls, Girls"; ALL THE SONGS ON POP YOU
DUMBASSES; and even "Doll Parts." For God's sake, I can think of 101 songs
lamer than "Doll Parts." You guys are simply using this "List" to TRY to
be cool and impress us with your "stlye." Damnit, try not to smiply opine
and whine and cry when you make this list. I like this website, but this
list has really made me think you are a bunch of morons. That you put this
stupid list, the LAMEST LIST OF ALL TIME on your web page reveals your
inability to make lists worth reading. Those responsible for putting this
list on the web should be giving lessons in music appreciation. Then, and
only then, should you let them out of their cages to judge the merits of
songs.
Posted by
spunkygirl60637: Safety Dance? What's lame about Safety
Dance, by Men without Hats?
Posted by
Nayrb: Paul, they said they're releasing the
rest of this list day by day. #s 7-40 will come in the next 3-4 days to
round out the list.
And ya'll may now be my heroes - Patrick
Swayze made the top 100 lamest! I had totally forgotten about that song,
but it deserves that slot heartily! And it was good to see "Arms Wide Open"
on there - that song encouraged my stomach to go into fierce bouts of nauseau.
Posted by
Paul: Come on now, Losing my Religion is a great
song, more suited for a top 100 than a bottom 100. I think we should be
seeing more Nu metal on here. Where is Disturbed? What about Drowning pool?
come to think of it, where are #s 7 - 40?
Posted by
atf487: stupid mozilla, im just spamming now.
Posted by
atf487: after seeing some more examples, i agree
with every song on the list except the one i mentioned earlier. david cassidy
- i think i love you was an exceptional pick, such a terrible song. and
greenmuse: 70's clash is awesome, they jumped the shark after london calling
though.
Posted by
atf487: after seeing some more examples, i agree
with every song on the list except the one i mentioned earlier. david cassidy
was an exceptional pick, such a terrible song.
Posted by
anthony: esta lista es un asco como se atreben
a poner a avril lavigne y sobretodo esas canciones sk8er boi y complicated
son unas de las mejores canciones no saben nada de musica
Posted by
GREENMUSE: true,everyone is capable of crap.the clash
had entire album of crap and they ironically called it cut the crap.
Posted by
Zane: People are treating this like the be-all
end-all of compiled lists. It's okay if your favorite band is on a "lame
list", shouldn't change how you feel about the music.
Posted by
GREENMUSE: i like that no doubt song.any band who
composed master of puppets could crap better songs than st anger.this is
why st anger is on here.as we all know metallica is capable of better.
Posted by
joseph: i think the list have been made by someone
who does not know anything about music since he includes songs that have
been hits and people is not stupid to make them hits...its beacause they
are pretty cool (eg complicated-avril lavigne)sorry but i think the one
who did this list is lamentable
Posted by
Noer: I agreed with the list until you added
Losing My Religion. Are you out of your mind? You may dislike R.E.M. but
this song is anthemic and arguably the saving grace of pop music - anything
but lame. Wow.
Posted by
daedae: Wow.
What else is there to say about that LB
link?
Oh, and Edgirl, I did watch some kind of
monster, I don't ever remember seeing anything about kirk composing solos
for the songs on st anger. In fact, the majority of what I remember about
him was trying to settle disputes.
Yes, theoretically St. Anger is less lame
than a lot of stuff....okay, it's less lame than every boy band song to
have come out in the last 10 years or so. But, compared to metallica's
previous output... it's pretty lame.
Posted by
aG: No prob Dol. Bonos you need to chill and
not take it more seriously than it is. You're always gonna end up with
some oddball choices when you have so many people making up a list like
this. But I have to tell you there are only a couple on there I don't personally
agree with. But it needs more rap next time.
Posted by
dolly: aG, What a link, thank you!!
Posted by
Bonos Pet Jackson: This list is pretty damn bad. Yes *most*
of the songs on here are incredibly lame, but there are some songs on here
that really don't deserve to be. I don't know what the purpose of this
list is, but if it was to **** off antimusic readers then mission accomplished.
Posted by
Joker: This is a ****ing lame list. Whoever wrote
it clearly has no ****ing clue what music is. Give me a break, St. Anger
at #3! No Metallica song should come anywhere near this list. The album
has more creativity in it than 90% of all music written in the last 5 years.
The snare sound is a little strange but oddly enough it fits the album
really well. And since when is there a rule that every Metallica song has
to have a solo. I have listened to the solos that were written for St.
Anger and they don't compliment the song well. I saw a number of other
things wrong with this list but the St. Anger one was what pissed me off
the most. As far as I'm concerned St. Anger is Metallica's re-entry into
metal. This album stomps the guts out of the Load twins.
Posted by
ermer: blink, simple plan, limp bizkit,avril
have rejects for fans.... you people use "z" instead of "s" and write things
like "Limp Bizkit roXx0rz! dey r da k3wl3st!"
Posted by
syd: nicely donne... but is there a full list?
Posted by
GTD: I could make a lot of money selling crash
helmets to the parents of all the tards around here. You know, when you
have a tard kid who hasn't learned to walk yet but he or she is 14 and
loves Avril and Blink, that crash helmet cushions their heads when they
fall all the time. $199.95 - just go to www.wecareaboutbritney.org Protect
your tard spawn!
Posted by
Denise: No, you stupid.. Avril means a lot to
her fans, writing her own songs or not.. britney fans also think its dub
that her song is in the list.. and she doesn;t write it herself either.
blah
Posted by
Ihaveblink: Avril Lavigne fans shouldn't be upset
with her being on the list. Because she didn't even write Sk8er Boi. Her
record company paid professional writters to write it for her. So stop
the crying.
Posted by
Roxanna: Ok, some of those songs are realy dumb,
but thats our opinion. You can hurt people by putting those songs in a
list. Or at least, you hurt me.. Welcome To My Life from simple plan just
saved my life. that you don't like it, is not my problem. Your list is
realy lame, and so are you
stupid suckers...
xx RxA
Posted by
Avalynne: i think this list sucks badly. i mean,
a lot of the songs are actualy realy good, not lame,, like your list. All
of those people are respected artists, an you should keep it that way.
If you can write better songs, let me know.. cause i realy believe that
this list is made by a few punk/rock haters or something like that.. Whatever..
this is just pathatic
Posted by
Snarky: I guess you've joined the cool club since
you've dissed St. Anger.
[/sarcasm]
Perhaps not their greatest, but definately
not lame.
Posted by
R: ¡como os aburris! En esta lista
hay canciones muy buenas que no se merecen vuestro desprecio..sois una
panda de pateticos aburridos que se pasan el tiempo despreciando el trabajo
de artitas muy valiosos...
Posted by
GTD: Come on now, "Y.M.C.A." rules. Name another
song that will get a gang of MOral Majority geezers up and dancing to a
song about guys cornholing each other. I bet Tipper Gore herself has it
on her IPod. Hell, old Jerry Falwell gets up and boogies to the village
People. Props to whoever named that Paul anka song, that was pure crap.
I hear he just covered "Smells Like Teen Spirit". Pat Boone must be pissed.
Posted by
Patti: If this is supposed to be the 101 lamest
SONGS, why is 'U2 - Pop' at #84? Pop is their album from 1997.
Posted by
metalpoet88: Most of the songs so stink, but Motley
Crue kicks ass and they shouldn't be on here!
Posted by
Fukcface: Yeah, they're lame but there's lamer crap
out there. Just a bunch of smarmy asssholes thinking they're funny.
Posted by
axl409: St Anger at #3??? I dont think so. I could
name 500 other songs that are worse, not including the 100 other crap songs
that are on the list. drum sound and no solo is not an excuse otherwise
most of the songs today would be considered crap
Posted by
Distillers_Fan: OK I am good with all but a couple nominees.
Avril Lavigne is a wonderful artist, sk8er boi was weird but good and complicated
is a great hit! and MxPx is good, chick magnet is a good song, if anything
of theirs is on the list it should be punk rawk show! Motley Crue's smoking
in the boys room is a timeless classic, It rocks! as for U2 ans soak up
the sun by Sheryl Crowe, please list them twice! and especially Paul Anka
and Johnny cash. any ways thank you for considering my comments.
Posted by
ed: Notice to Advil Latrine and Chimp Bizkit
fans. When you use the "nominate" form to bitch that these so called artists
were included on this list you are in fact nominating and voting for them
to appear on the "Lame Artist" list! You should be so proud to make sure
they will be represented on the next list!
Posted by
rjk43: Although I agree that many on the list
are horrific, I must add: You're Having My Baby by Paul Anka is the worst
recording of all time. No questions asked. It was so bad, it debuted on
Johnny Casron's Tonight show. In a time when pop music was soooo rediculous
that people actually turned to disco, it stood out above and beyond for
super cheesy lyrics, a crappy melody and rediculous engineering.
Posted by
Freddy: Wow... everyone is getting so worked up
over this list. I mean yea.. there might be some good stuff on here but
geez people... it's not like this is an official list or anything.. its
a compiling of OPINIONS... don't get so worked up... if you like something
on here alot.. well then good. You can't get mad at people for what they
don't like.. ignorant fools! :)
Posted by
aG: You gotta love that the "fans" are making
the point here.
Edgirl, gee that arguement would work if
they had a great song to work with. And solos never hurt them before. Be
honest with yourself, they were going after Slipknot fans with St Teflon.
Go watch the movie again, that is discussed and guess who didn't agree
with "dating" the sound the way Lars did.
Posted by
Tim: Thank You for adding that lame-a$$ song
from Europe. God...it keeps showing up in alot of playlists. Finally, validation!
Posted by
FIFA !From Kazakhstan and Russia!: Avril-superrr!!!Avril`s songs -the best
!
Posted by
$D$: got anything bettere to do you immature
cocksucking haterz?grow the **** up dom something worthwhile instead of
running such a weak website.you actually pay for this thats ****ign hilarious
Posted by
mofomatt: Pop is not a U2 song, it is an album.
A kick ass album at that.
Posted by
bobette: SIMPLE PLAN AND BLINK 182 R GUUD A$$HOLES
Posted by
Zeree: This has a moderately juvenile feel to
it, perhaps because it's the "lame" list, and lame is not something that
you can expect for the general public (especially not he ranty online bunch)to
do a good job of defining. After all, probably around 50% of people will
just complain about groups that got more attention than their favorite
groups. I do agree that a lot of the songs on here are really bad, but
I just don't think this is anything to take seriously to any extent.
Posted by
Erika: Oy, i have to agree with the list. And,
even though i do like Blink 182. Some of their songs are crappy. Example:
I miss you.
Hate. Hate. Hate that song.
Posted by
Heather: Blink 182 ROCKS!
Posted by
Edgirl: "St Anger was supposed to be Metallica's
comeback but it drove the wedge further between the band and some longtime
fans. From the abandonment of guitar solos to the annoying drums throughout
this album, this first single drew a lot of heat from fans who wondered
"what in the hell happened to Metallica?" "
I have just a few problems with that comment.
Did you actually watch SKOM? Kirk tried a few solo's he'd written, but
they didn't work. They wanted to have solos on the album, but it isn't
a law that every song has to have a guitar solo. They really did try for
solos, but which would you rather have; A Good song without a solo, or
a Great song ruined by a solo that totally threw off the song's vibe?
Posted by
whatever: I agree with alot of the crap that's on
htat list, but ST. Anger???? At # 3???? I mean it's not their best albulm,
but it's still kick @ss. I mean common #3, no way it's lamer than the other
sh*t music on that list (there are a few others that don't belong there
as well, but i'm too lazy to look over the list again)
Posted by
daedae: Compiling a list of inarticulate comments
would be easy--just sort through all the comments hobo gets.
Posted by
DeadSun: (laughter) Well put, Chocolate Ice.
Posted by
GREENMUSE: so i take it 2241241 doesnt like this
list?
Posted by
slappy: THANK YOU FOR PUTTING SIMPLE PLAN ON THIS
LIST! they are basically the worst band ever! i whole-heartedly agree with
this rad list!
Posted by
Chocolate Ice: Well they do give people an IQ test before
they are allowed to join the Limp Bizkit fanclub and anyone that scores
over 65 is automatically out. See 2241241 for a prime example.
Posted by
aG: ..and they are not only lame they are
retarded too. This is so much fun!
Posted by
2241241: **** you...this list stinks....you're
so idiots.....bitch....go to the hell cause in the hell your crap voice
will be the lamest song in the world....you're so idiots...i hope you die
cause you're so idiots to live in this world....you don't know anything
about music ...**** you
hope you die on the hell bitchs!!!
Posted by
JPS462: WHAT THE HELL!? U2 is one of the greatest
bands of all time. Anything off the pop album is better then 98% of this
crap. This list is total garbage.
Posted by
aG: See not only are their songs lame but
their fans are too!
Posted by
Spectre: Where is Eminem? Good call on the Kelly
Osbourne song, though...
Posted by
U SUCKKKKK: HEY **** that list ....i dont know who
wrote this list but u suck! he he .....you guys are so stupid!
Posted by
DeadSun: (reads post below) Pity we weren't compiling
the most dumbly articulated posts of all time...
Posted by
Pol.M.: WHO THE HELL WROTE THIS LIST??THERE IS
MUCH MORE DUMB SONGS THAN "NOOKIE" AND "ST.ANGER"...
Posted by
daedae: Nah.... sk8ter boi is far more lame than
Complicated. Complicated wasn't all that bad, it just got way too much
airplay (and yeah, some record exec was cashing in on Michelle Branch's
popularity, anyway).
It's too bad Journey went so far downhill...
I always hated them until I heard some of their really old stuff, and then
suddenly I just thought "whoa, what happened to them?"
Posted by
Wig: First, I think songs like Shaddap You
Face and Mr Jaws probably deserve a place on the list far more than, say,
Sk8ter Boi, which frankly is probably Avril Lavigne's LEAST lame song.
And in Johnny Cash's defense he was literally the first to admit that Flushed
from the Bathroom of Your Heart is lame.
Posted by
Jon MacKinder: It's a rare day when the nail gets hit
so perfectly on the head.
Posted by
Jon MacKinder: It's a rare day when the nail gets hit
so perectly on the head.
Posted by
aG: "Losing My Religion" was forever tainted
by its inclusion in 90210 for "dramatic effect".
U2 songs are so interchangable it would
be hard to single out one from the next and please explain how Edge hasn't
improved as a guitarist in over 20 years? That guy only seems to know three
chords. He couldn't even do a passable version of "Black Bird" at Live
8, hell even I can play that song better than he can.
I think we should do another list in six
months with a bigger call out to people to contribute instead of just on
the messageboard, it would be fun to see how different that list would
be.
Posted by
atf487: yeah, shiny happy people was a pretty
bad, and LAME song. i wouldnt mind seeing that on this last at all.
Posted by
banshee: If Barry Manilow's on this list, then
"Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting" is a complete oversight. Your list compilation
apologies are accepted ...
Posted by
GREENMUSE: i dunno,"stand"is pretty goofy too.
Posted by
DeadSun: Fair enough, Nayrb. If I had made the
call, I would have gone with "Shiny Happy People". What a f*cking lame,
moronic, fatuous, irritating heap of ASS DRIZZLE that song is.
Posted by
Randall Flagg: Put Jet's "Cold Hearted Bitch" on the
list, it's
a pure AC/DC ripoff.
Posted by
Nut Symptom: Put "Are You Gonna Be My Girl" on the
list; better yet, put "Just Like You" on the list. Jet and Three Days Grace
are only making mainstream music suck harder.
Posted by
Warrant: Heaven isn't too far away. Closer to it
every day. No matter what your friends might say, we'll find a way...
Posted by
Nayrb: Great list for the most part! I have the
typical disagreement about Losing My Religion - I think that Michael Stipe
was hitting the height of his whiny-bitchness, yes, but I don't know if
I'd say it's a lamest. Also disagree with Serenity, but I'm a Godsmack
fan, so...
I will say though, for some of those songs,
I kinda wonder if "Cheesiest 101 songs" would be better. There's a lot
of lame, lame songs on there, but there are a number of cheesy guilty pleasures
too. Maybe that's part of how ya'll were interpreting some of this, but
I think some of those are merely amusingly cheesy (Meatloaf, Men Without
hats), whereas stuff like N'Sync is blatantly horrifically lame and anyone
who sings it should be prevented from ever reproducing.
Posted by
daedae: I wonder if Rock & Roll Pt. 2 and
Eye of the Tiger have been lame-ified enough by the starbucks ads to make
this list...
Posted by
GREENMUSE: when bono lost his mullet,he lost most
of what little talent he had.any remaning talent is there because he ripped
off julian cope.though i will fully agree their last album is awful.i bought
it for my wife and she rarely ever listens to it.she prefers the older,mulleted
stuff.she fails to see the effect his mullet had on his music.im sad that
falco is on here.he was the worlds rammestein before til set his first
object on fire.im proud to say however,i am the one who suggested tim mcgraws
indian outlaw.jesus christ on a moped that tune is awful
Posted by
are you stupid part II: I mean, really, this is so very random.
There are some really good songs on Pop, I think. "All YOu can't Leave
Behind" and the new POS album are much less interesting. I think this list
really sucks.
Posted by
Keavin: Read again how the list was put together.
There were a lot of songs I would have put up that didn't make the list
if I had put it together on my own. You should see some of the submissions
already for lame artists! That list will sure piss people off. And yes
Pop is an album but it was submitted and retained as submitted (again think
about it and you might figure out why or just read GM's post). daedae,
if I didn't respond, I didn't get it.
Posted by
Soul Crusher: "Pop" by U2? That's an album, not a song
- and their last good album, I might add. If any U2 song deserves to be
here, it's something from their last two albums - I personally would suggest
"Walk On". It's really sad to see their career has come to this. They were
once capable of so much better.
Posted by
daedae: I don't know that I've heard doll parts,
but I was never particularly impressed with Hole.
Posted by
Heart Shaped Cooch: You could pretty much fill this entire
list up with the teen pop of the last ten years. To put "Losing my Religion"
and "Doll Parts" along with them is just ignorant.
Posted by
DeadSun: Attention REM fans: Yes, REM is a good
band. Talented. But Christ, the time HAS to come for one of you to concede
that Michael Stipe has gone on to become of the whiniest rock star c*nts
on God's green Earth. Losing My Religion is Stipe's work at the very apex
of sniveling pomposity. He should also be cited for copping his vocal style
off of Richard Butler (first two Furs albums).
Posted by
daedae: Surely "Achy Breaky Heart" should be further
up the list than just 81... I don't know if I'd consider "Funky Cold Medina"
lame, unless he actually intended it to be a serious rap instead of just
something funny. Oh, and I missed "Lifestyles..." yesterday, that's another
good call for lame songs. This list is entertaining.
On an unrelated note, Keavin did you see
my last email?
Posted by
GREENMUSE: pop was bad enough that it had to be listed
as a whole.bono obviously was full of himself that day and felt like seeing
if could pull such a stunt off.
Posted by
Keavin: I knew this post was coming. No, we're
not stupid and if you think real hard about it for a minute you might figure
it out. You may find a few more "confusing" surprises as the list progresses.
Posted by
are you stupid?: Pop is underrated, and it's not even a
song, it's an album. Are you guys stupid?
Posted by
Fred Ray Osbourne-Lavigne Cyprus.: I agree that "Smokin' In The Boys Room"
is a really lame song...but to put it higher up than "Bye Bye Bye" doesn't
sit right with me. Oh well, "each to his own" I guess. However this list
is a really cool idea and I look foward to checking these comments as the
it grows, remember the corrospondance to Rolling Stone after their "Greatest
Guitarists" list? :D
Posted by
catch33: coming from a metalhead, losing my religion
rules. REM is a cool band, don't know why they're on the list...
Posted by
daedae: Hmm.. I tend to agree with the people
disagreeing with "Losing My Religion." Nookie was entertaining when it
first came out but has long since been played out. "I Miss You," as most
emo, sucks hardcore. and atf487, the list it yet young, there's plenty
of time for enema of the state-era blink to show up.
Posted by
atf487: r.e.m is a terrific band, much better
than the crap metal bands constantly featured on this site..and while i
dont like blink 182, shouldnt something from enema of the state be on this
list? atleast they tried something new with the last one, even if they
sorta failed.
Posted by
ravenightpoet: i like the blink182 song(imissyou). i
dont know why thats even on the list
Posted by
Caught in a Mosh: This list is cool.
Posted by
Math: Limp Bizkit is the best band ever. go
lisen to backstreet boys
Posted by
GREENMUSE: who hast spoken ill of men without hats?though
i agree losing my religion is pretty irritating.
Posted by
Insignificant Other: Yeah...Losing my religion, What's up with
that?
Posted by You
suck!: Why is Losing your Religion on this list?
You guys wouldn't know good rock if it hit you upside your snobbish heads.
That is one of the best songs ever!
Posted byWesRulz: You are all a bunch of haters. Limp Bizkit
is the only real rock band around any more. I hope you all die listening
to your Britney Spears cds.
