Posted by
Nsync sucks!: hey nsync blink, go kill yourself!! first
off nsuck doesnt even make their own music and cobain did. take that nsuck
cd and shove it up your @SS!
Posted by
Mercury: Keep posting your thoughts here, nsuck
blink.....you're revealing to the world your stupidity and total ignorance
of musical history. They DO say ignorance is bliss, so you must be flying
high on happiness, dude.
Posted by
nsync blink: I meant "becomes a big pop cultural phenomenon."
They were sort of big before that, it's just that it wasn't a phenomenon
before that. Had that not happened, Nirvana would have been forgotten faster
than Pearl Jam. At least N'Sync was able to deliver 2 consecutive successful
albums and is about to do a third one.
Posted by
nsync blink: At least they can sing and dance, and
they get talented people to write and play their music. They are not just
some lame ass band that blows and can't write or play its instruments well,
but becomes a big just cos their lead singer, or maybe his psycho wife,
blows his brains out and the industry uses that as an excuse to martyr
him and sell more records.
Posted by
The guy that knows his SH!T: nsync blink-who the f*ck do u think u
r? n'sync's just another manufactured "fudge pack" band that is too busy
with strap-ons in each other's asses to get up, play some instruments,
and make some real music, so f*ck off!
Posted by
iamsocool: Ridha, youre lucky im lazy, or i would
send you a song i worte thats a hundred times better than Jump
Posted by
S.A.: This is to Joe. I dont know who you think
you are dissing Kris Kross! I tell you what.. I want to see you in the
music buisness and if you make it, I'll give "yo" momma five dollars and
If you don't, you suck me off for five dollars. If you don't like it, don't
listen to it. "Vos Putha!"
Posted by
me: Yeah. Cheese my ass. Who cares as long
as the music kicks ass? IT'S ALL GOOD!
Posted by
nsync blink: you nirvana lovers have no taste for music;
you depressing losers should all kill yourselves like chairman kurt. at
least n'sync's music is fun and has melody.
Posted by
Mercury: I think we got us a coupla rubes here.
N'SUCK are the cheese-meisters!
Posted by
nsync blink: n'sync is da bomb f'ers. nirvana is gay
and they suck
Posted by
aXe: Cletus you don't know good music man,
N*Sync rules. WHITE POWRE#@
Posted by
cletusburger: 5. i'm too sexy 4. ache breaky heart 3.
rollin - limp bizkit 2. pop- ndickless 1. macarena THEY ALL SCARE ME
Posted by
Grimmy"DAVE": Anything by the backstreet boys is cheesy...wait
anyhting pop...but if you want me to be specific: POP by Nsync...hate HATE
HATE that song...I mean what in the hell were they thinking...a song that
promotes pop...noooooooo...so thats my 2 sense...thats waht I think you
should pit in your cheesy song section...I think they should change the
anme of Pop music to crap music....what were they thinking....stop the
insanity...boycott pop music
Posted by
Mercury: well, it certainly smells like something
in here, whether it's teen spirit or the reek of ignorance, I do not know.
Have a nice day, bye-bye!
Posted by
alternafreak: nirvana's smells like teen spirit
Posted by
alternafreak: nirvana's smells like teen spirit
Posted by
BUTCH: BORING!!!!
Posted by
joe again: speaking about kris kros, there is a new
kris kros rip-off. lil bow wow and lil romeo.....i wonder where these 2
will be in 10 years....can you say county....lol...lol
Posted by
joe: talentless non-musician bastards who sang
"jump".........you must be talking about kris kros
Posted by
Mercury: Ridah, you're killin' me LOL!!!! Take
heed folks! If you can come up with a better song and make more money than
they did with that one....well then, you heard the man...send him a demo,
damnit!
Posted by
RidahNY: The day that any of you talentless non-musician
bastards write a song like "Jump" be sure to email me at Troublesome97@hotmail.com
and send me a demo because i really wanna hear it.
Posted by
Tracey: After I entered my original, I read everyone
else's entries, I guess i would just like to say -Being a fan of the 80's
hard rock scene I take a lot of grief for it AND I DON'T CARE, nobody's
opinion is gonna chang what I put in my CD player, and music is for EVERYBODY-that
is why there is so many differen forms of it, just cause the dude from
green day annoys the hell out me, I suppose Skid Row or Courtney love makes
others cringe, I happen to think that music is anythin we want it to be,
but most of all we all listen for one reason-to feel good, so I won't knock
anyones means of finding happiness in this sick world- So, Enjoy whether
it be Britney or Motorhead or Zamphir-ROCK ON MAN!!
Posted by
Tracey: Like a Virgin Any Pearl Jam or Green Day
Song Bye Bye Bye Oops I did it again
Posted by
SubXavier: Neither, Mercury and Rett... it's "I Know
What Boys Like."
Posted by
Eagles: I just want to add to the Van Halen thing.
I actually like Van Halen, but I hate Jump for the reasons stated by iamsocool,
and plus I also thought the melody for it was gay sounding. But Van Halen's
version of You Really Got Me is ALOT better than the Kinks version. I also
want to say million dollar endorsement deals don't make you any less cheesy,
they just make you a tool, like Kobe Bryant or Shaq. They are still cheesy,
gay, and talentless as ever, yet they have like ten commercials between
them. And everyone in Hollywood kisses the Lakers @$$e$ too. They are going
down man.
Posted by
Mercury: I know.....Randy Newman's "I Love L.A.".
Oh my God....I HATE THAT FLIPPIN' SONG!!!
Posted by
Mercury: Ahhhh......isn't that "I Know What GUYS
Want"?
Posted by
Rett: 'I Know What Girls Want' by the Waitresses.
I love Cherry Pie by Warrant. ;)
Posted by
SubXavier: Had this in my head all today... Ronnie
James Dio, "Rainbow in the Dark."
Posted by
gahangoddess: 3 cheesy songs are nelson-after the rain
trixter-surrender spice girls-wannabe
Posted by
beardofevil: Neil Diamond, And Tom Jones... 'nuff feckin'
said.
Posted by
Meg: John Giles "angel is a centerfold" that
song is so "cheesy" but its funny!
Posted by
iamsocool: I know that this is a 'cheesiest' board,
but i cant help myself when people are ignorent about music. ironically,
vh's biggest song, jump, was one of thier easiest. the lyrics had no meaning
and the keyboarder did more work than the guitarists. Nirvana and Pearl
Jam will forever go down in history. The Doors are still recognized today.
What do you call that huge celebration theyre having for the 6 months that
morrison, hendrix and japlin died? nothing?
Posted by
Gin: Lets get back on track here! I think "Barbie
Girl" by Aqua is a "cheesy" song!
Posted by
Joe: I have to join Coo on this one, this is
a 'cheesiest song page', not a fricken 'I'm right and you're wrong' page.
Ridah and Mercury need to chill the hell out. You guys are really childish
and I think most people have kinda stopped reading your lengthy, snooze-worthy
comments. And yes I too feel that VH are cheesy once you get past the age
of 18. A lot of people do, so just get over it.
Posted by
Coo: Look Ridah, all I did was name a cheesy
song, just like everyone else, and you are going nuts. Can't you give it
a rest now. Or do I have to put on my dissing gloves? So far I've been
quite restrained considering your personal abuse. I'm just glad that a
few people are agreeing with me.
Posted by
SubXavier: From Queen and Bowie to Van Halen? ...Man,
what a slide...
Posted by
RidahNY: People talk about Nirvana and Pearl Jam
like they're some rock Messiahs or something and it's really funny. Van
Halen is the same thing to the 80's as those two sh*tty bands are to the
90's. They're all bands that get associated with decades. I personally
think Pearl Jam will fade away and no one will care about them 20 years
from now sort of like a Uriah Heep or Grand Funk. Nirvana is nothing but
a 3 chord version of the Doors basically (around for 3 years disappears
and everyone forgets about them.) Almost 30 years after Van Halen was formed
they are still one of the most talked about bands in the media. BTW, i'd
love to see coo write a song like "Jump." That tune was a rock song that
kept credibility but yet was a #1 single on the Billboard Charts. That's
rarely done - if ever.
Posted by
Mercury: Fair enough, fair enough.I grew up listening
to Queen, Alice Cooper and David Bowie (mainly) and nobody really liked
any of those guys when I was kid ( they all said Van Halen kicked their
asses, ironically), so you'd think I'd be used to it by now.....maybe I
have been a jerk. I'm sorry for the insults and epithets.....enjoy your
music....whatever you listen to.
Posted by
Josh: Mercury you make a good point saying that
just because you say so, doesn't make it so, but remember that comment
goes both ways and both of you are entitled to your opinions however different
they might be....by the way, i gotta side with coo.
Posted by
coo: I didn't read any of that sh*t.
Posted by
RidahNY: Hey coo you're comparing apples to oranges
and making no sense in the process. Let me ask you this... what do MICHAEL
BOLTON, Kenny G, Britney Spears etc. have to do with rock music? I can't
stand when someone is trying to make a "point" about sellouts or how some
rock band sucks and then they start talking about Britney Spears and Christina
Aguilera. Whether that stupid pop music is good or bad, it has NOTHING
to do with rock music - NOTHING, so why do you keep on bringing it up?
I'm sorry but a band that has been in existence since 1974, tore up the
LA club scene in the mid 70's, has sold 60 million records, has million
dollar endorsement deals can't be too cheesy if they've experienced that
much success. You're nothing but some punk kid who doesn't know sh*t about
life on the computer talking about something you know nothing about.
Posted by
Mercury: You're the instigator here, coo. You come
on here and blast VH like a prick-rock-critic and expect no one to take
exception? Fine, if think VH sucks that's your own damn problem. Revel
in your idiocy. Because you think so, doesn't make it so. You most certainly
won't be missed at any concert I will be attending this summer. BTW RED7-I
like Nirvana and Pearl Jam too, but I don't think they're flushing anybody
down any toilet. Just two more alternatives, that's all.
Posted by
Red7: I'm with coo, Van Halen sucks a big fat
goat dick. Nothing made me happier in life to watch Nirvana and Pearl Jam
flush their cheezy ass butt rock down the toilet.
Posted by
coo: Just stick a sh*t guitar solo in it and
you have yourself a van halen song.
Posted by
Nick D: american badass by kidrock is a retarded
song. The video was a joke i mean who does this guy think he is. to me
he is nothin more but a piece of skanky white trash if i have to hear that
stupid piece of f**k on mtv again i would literally hurl.
Posted by
coo: People come here and name cheesy songs.
And no-one gets pissy with them. No-one except you. You even resort to
verbal abuse when you don't get your own way. You have a serious problem.
Posted by
coo: Jump by VanHalen is a damn cheesy song.
Posted by
Mercury: I don't think your heroes, The Backdoor
Bitches, have sold 60 million records. Nor do I think Billy Ray Cyrus,
NKOTB, Vanilla Ice, Eminem, Shania Twain, Britney Spears or Puffy Dick
have either. When you can validtae your stupid claims come back, but until
then stop posting your favorite band lists here....nobody cares, ass face.
Posted by
RidahNY: You don't sell 60 million records by accident
fag boy.
Posted by
coo: The SAME way the Backstreet Boys, Phil
Collins, Mariah Carey, Bon Jovi, Celine Dion, Britney Spears, Puff Daddy,
Eminem, KENNY G, the Lighthouse Family, Vanilla Ice, Billy Ray Cyrus, Garth
Brooks, New Kids On The Block, Genesis (with phil collins), MICHEAL BOLTON,
Shania Twain and many, many other acts manage to do it. Because of people
like you.
Posted by
RidahNY: To this very day, Van Halen's 6 albums
with David Lee Roth have sold a combined 37.7 Million copies, their albums
with Sammy Hagar have sold a combined 20.5 Million copies, and the "Greatest
Hits Volume 1" has sold 2.4 Million albums which equals 60.6 Million records.
Hmmmm, i wonder how a "cheesy" band sells over 60 Million records and ranks
in the top 10 of Best Hard Rock/Heavy Metal Bands of All Time. Maybe this
coo person can explain...
Posted by
coo: Yes it has happened, used a search engine
to find the interview with pat smear. If you can stop crying for long enough.
You prick.
Posted by
SubXavier: Groove is in the Heart... hehe...
Posted by
i don't want a name: don't forget unskinny bop, shiny happy
people, that stupid oochie wally wally song, and groove is in the heart
Posted by
mercury: No....I don't think that ever happened.
But it's true...you are a prick.
Posted by
coo: Yeah, because I think Van Halen is pure
cheesy tripe, I must be a 14 year old teeny bopper, dream on loser... Remember
when eddie turned up drunk at a nirvana concert and started crying and
telling kurt cobain how no one listens to VHalen cos they suck and he wanted
to play eruption? Hilarious, he also racially insulted pat smear. What
a prick.
Posted by
GREENMUSE: i thought it was about time for ridah
to come set the record straight.the truth will set you free,
Posted by
Mercury: Yeah, don't see any of their videos or
show up at any of their shows because they're not for kids...or morons,
so you stay away too "coo"...coo'? You might catch coo and ggu at the next
Backdoor Boyz 2 Crap show. Or is N'Suck more up your alley?
Posted by
coo: Don't listen to him 14 year olds, Vanhalen
is pure cheese, just see the video for jump. Actually, DON'T see the video
for jump, or any VH video. Or hear any of their songs. TRIPE.
Posted by
Mercury: You tell 'em Ridah!! But as for REM....yeah,
they're not "cheesy"....they're "sucky"....Stipe has got to be the worst
singer since Tiny Tim....equally annoying too!
Posted by
RidahNY: It's alright if you don't like Van Halen
but the word "cheese" doesn't pertain to everything that you might dislike
or hate. If you hate Van Halen that doesn't automatically mean that they're
"cheesy." When someone talks about a "cheesy" song they aren't necessarily
talking about a bad song or a good song... "cheesy" normally refers to
pretentious, over-dramatic, and often ridiculous music. I read an interview
with Michael Stipe about 10 years ago where he said R.E.M. won't do love
songs not because they're bad but because they're pretentious and "cheesy."
Obvious rhymes, cliched lyrics, and forced meaning are the type of things
that make a song "cheesy." I hate Limp Bizkit but i don't consider them
to be "cheesy" because all of their songs are about beating someone up.
I consider stuff like "Heaven's on Fire" by Kiss and "Seventeen" by Winger
to be "cheesy" although they're both songs that i like. Again, Van Halen
is not "cheesy" for all of you uninformed 14 year olds out there.
Posted by
V-dog: macarena?
Posted by
coo: That 'moto-psyco' song is unbelievably
bad, epescially for megadeth. Those guys need to start taking drugs again.
Otherwise they are gonna end up sounding like Van halen.
Posted by
MillerLite: here's cheesy. the real slim shady. that
song f*cking sucks!
Posted by
Mercury: I don't think you're the minority here
because you think VH rocks, Forest....they do rock! Big time! ggu and coo
have their butts pushed up their butts so far they can't even see the light
of day. Plus, I get the feeling that the twerps who post anti-VH tirades
would tell you it was day at night just to disturb s**t. The only 'sad'
thing here is the ignorant fools that think they're clever for blasting
legendary bands and artists!
Posted by
Murph: If were talking really new songs, I'd
say Megadeth's Moto Psycho is very cheesy and stupid. Don't get me wrong,
I normally like Megadeth, but that song is just awful!
Posted by
Forest Gump: Cheesy as is Cheesy does. Coo you picked
on Ridah's favorite band so don't be surprised he relatiates. I know I'm
in the minority here but I think VH Rocks but I do have to say their cover
of Dancin in the streets was a cover of a song that was cheesy in the first
place. I loved Drop Dead Legs. I wouldn't call Gary C cheesy but he sure
sucked in VH. You want real cheese? Kid Rock or Break Stuff from Limp Wristed,
I know they are cheesy by definition but that song is not only cheesy it
serves no good purpose whatso ever.
Posted by
ggu: It's like the cheese calling the cheese
cheesy.
Posted by
ggu: Yeah I know, there are too many lame cheesy
widdly-diddley c0ck-rock hairspray fans on this site with no clue whatsoever.
THE naffest music ever, talk about the pot and the kettle...
Posted by
coo: Sad...very sad.
Posted by
RidahNY: No Van Halen song is cheesy except for
maybe "Drop Dead Legs" from the 1984 album but then again the music and
the riffage to that song are so good to the point where you say well what
difference do the words make anyway? As far as songs that actually are
cheesy, i gotta go with Creed's "Arms Wide Open." I swear the first time
i heard that song on the radio i started laughing when i listened to the
first set of verses... "tears stream down my face." - Gimme a break like
Nel Carter.
Posted by
Mercury: The only reason Ray Davies (the dude from
the Kinks) hates Van Halen's take on his "You Really Got Me", is because
it is so much better than his original version! Jump?! Cheesy?! Big ol'
WHATEVER! P.Dicky isn't even worth commenting on, other than to say...what
a waste of human flesh!
Posted by
MentionThisToMe: barry manilow is the king of cheesy....
Posted by
coo: Jump by van halen. And their mutilation
of 'you really got me going'. Even the dude from the kinks hates it.
Posted by
Erika: Any of Puff Daddy's music, I mean P. Diddy's
music is way worse than any of those songs.
Posted by
Mercury: Anything by Celine Dion and Barbara $trei$sand
would top my list!! Limp Wristed just sucks your dogs ass...I don't think
'cheesy' accurately describes them. God! Much as I like Rod Stewart...what
about "Do ya' Think I'm Sexy"? That's re-writing the cheese book isn't
it?
Posted by
durty sanchez: durty sanchez sez:"if i had a hammer"
by peter paul,and mary is the all time cheesiest
Posted by
Joe: Nah, it is cheesy, but it is also (unintentionaly?)
hilarious. I don't 'like' the song. It is stoopid, but it's a really funny
pisser of a song.
Posted by
GREENMUSE: im probally gonna catch all hell for this,but...
breakin the law by judas priest.nothing against the band,but that is a
really cheesy mullet anthem.
Posted by
joe: all new music is cheesy, new artists dont
write good music because they are too busy trying to look good
Posted by
Joe: 'A$$ Wide Open' by Creed. I really hate
those m****rF****rs.
Posted by
Harvester of Sorrow: Well dammit, I did forget the Macarena
until you mentioned it.
Posted by
skimmons: even though I have to agree with you about
cherry pie, it's a guilty pleasure of mine! As far as country music goes,
I could name a ton of them, but I'll just add swingin by John Anderson!
And who could ever forget (unfortunately) Marcarena!!
Posted by
aG: timbot is right!
Posted by
timbot: Yeah, if it was the stupidest, then the
top five would consist soley of limp biscuit songs.
Posted by
iamsocool: this is cheesiest song, not stupidest
Posted by
hannah: Nookie by limp biskut, that song is the
stupidest song, and i have found myself haveing it stuck in my head before.
If i hear it again i will freak out!!
Posted by
Joe: Micheal 'a$$-face' Bolton, ALL his songs.
And Creed are just Micheal Bolton with a 'designer rock' makeover. They
reek of mighty big cheese.
Posted by
Harvester of Sorrow: Nookie, Big Pimpin, all pop songs, everything
by Six Feet Under, and I Dissapear
Posted by
iamsocool: i never said baby got back was bad, i
like that song. bu the whole conccept is kinda cheesy
Posted by
Joe: Baby got back and the thong song f*ckin
rule. They aren't cheesy, they are hilarious. Girls,girls,girls by Motley
Crud...now that's proper cheesy sh*t. Well all their songs are, as well
as BonJovi and Poison.
Posted by
SubXavier: I'd say Cherry Pie is more corny than
cheesy... how about that Elton John duet "Don't Go Breakin' My Heart?"
Posted by
mike: i think the cheesiest song is lady marrmalaid
because it ahs no meaning un less your a frenchy (no offence to french
people).
Posted by
iamsocool: never heard the song. but what about Baby
got Back?
Posted by
joe: oops i farted again she bangs rollin jaded
