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Top 5 Things Yoko Ono and Courtney Love Have In Common.

This month’s Top5 has been stirring about in the back of my head for some time. It really does amaze me how much Courtney Love and Yoko Ono have in common and with Courtney’s recent media appearances and the news surrounding the Nirvana settlement and greatest hits release, I felt the time was opportune to take a look at these similarities.

I won’t go into the usual anti-Courtney rant about the conspiracy theory of her having Kurt offed, to be honest I don’t know enough of the details. What gets me about Courtney is not only her personality but her music is truly awful. Just because she calls it punk does not give her an excuse for not being able to sing or not being able to sing in key (X is as about as punk as you can get and Exene Cervenka CAN carry a note). On that front her and Yoko are on the same page, they think if they give it a label their lack of talent can be swept under the rug. Listen to Courtney’s cover of “Gold Dust Women” and I rest my case. I honestly doubt that Courtney would have a platinum album to her credit if she had not been married to Kurt. The sad part is there is plenty of people with talent that will never got a chance at making a major label record but these two wives of rock stars have. And Yoko's singing? Ever wonder what the cry of a dying banshee would actually sound like? Listen to Yoko sing and you will know.

Top 5 Things Yoko Ono and Courtney Love Have In Common.

5) Both have voices that can kill grass

4) Both ignorantly think that they have talent.

3) Both live off the fame (and fortune) of their dead husbands

2) Both helped screw up their husband’s lives/careers

The number one thing Yoko Ono and Courtney Love have in common is:

Both are a living anti-drug commercial. The message, "do drugs and you could wake up married to this!"

Your turn, what do you think? Think their music is art or coattail riding crap?

Fan Speak:

Posted by Nirvana:
"I won’t go into the usual anti-Courtney rant about the conspiracy theory of her having Kurt offed, to be honest I don’t know enough of the details."
Go the to rebuttals on the Justice For Kurt site. People scream to high Heaven that "OMG! no fingr printz on teh gunn!1!" and that he was too doped up, but don't let a bunch of talking points brainwash you. They are all semi-circumstancial or even complete fabrications easily rebuted.

"I honestly doubt that Courtney would have a platinum album to her credit if she had not been married to Kurt."
Actually, you can say she wouldn't (likely) have had a platinum album to her credit had Kurt not died and Nirvana not blown up so big. But? The same goes for the success of Soundgarden, Alice In Chains, Pearl Jam, and Bush.

"5) Both have voices that can kill grass"
I don't think Courtney's voice can kill grass, I find it angry and captivating.
"4) Both ignorantly think that they have talent."
Lyrically Courtney had as much (maybe more) talent than did Kurt. She can also act (always called underrated) and play the giutar, though nothing spectacular.
I suppose to some extent it is a matter of opinion. Like how it is my opinion that you ignorantly think you are clever or funny.
"3) Both live off the fame (and fortune) of their dead husbands"
Courtney had been in at least two bands prior to Hole and has NEVER had a problem getting by. She and Kurt met each other on their way to success.
"2) Both helped screw up their husband’s lives/careers"
And for Godsakkes, people, what is with the Chauvinism? Everything that went wrong with these martyrs is ... a whole other person's fault? Their wives, of course? PLEASE! These were grown men and they made their decisions. There was already tension in The Beatles (if it wasn't Yoko, John probably would have gone off on his own) and Kurt had problems before Courtney. HIS decision to agree to matty HER brought more problems into his life because HE married another junkie. And who was it that went to jail for domestic battery? Oh yeah --- KURT! But, yes, that is her fault too, right? But it was Courtney who helped get Kurt into rehab before he killed himself.
When will America accept that men are responsible for their actions when they do bad things/unfavorable-to-whomever things AS WELL as when they do good?

"Both are a living anti-drug commercial. The message, "do drugs and you could wake up married to this!""

You can apply that to John and Kurt, too. As much as I love Kurt.

Posted by Bridgette:
HaHaHa! Dude, I love you.

Posted by Stella:
First of all I just wanna say: COURTNEY CAN SING! I don't know about her personality or Yoko Ono's. I don't know them personally so I won't judge them and neither should you!

Posted by Courtney's Cousin:
wow, I can not believe how you people just judge people like with out knowing them personally. I am whether you believe it or not and I really don't give a *uck one way or the other, Courtney Love's cousin. I grew up with her and I know her very well. She has had a lot of problems and being in the public eye everyone is just more aware of their problems; there are many of us out here with problems WORSE than Courtney's it's just that we are lucky enough to have the anonimity surrounding our own indiscretions. At heart, Courtney is a very loving and very kind hearted person. Kurt really loved her and she loved him as well. Kurt had his own deep emotional problems and so did Court. I don't think the combination of the two was a great one being that they both shared serious emotional problems and they weren't available to help one another...however, there was LOVE there. Courtney has talent but it's been shrouded in drug use and all the turmoil she has created for herself. She is a human being. She has a rough side to her but so do many of us. one thing I think people need to remember is that she is a human being and full of mistakes and imperfections just like the rest of us. the issue of her having her husbands money....well, she is entilted to that. She was, after all, married to the man who fathered her child so everyone wants to scream about that? So what? Courtney is not perfect, she has gotten herself into some big huge messes and she keeps slipping and then she recovers from her falls. Stop judging her until you become perfect your selves.

Posted by Aradia:
Yoko broke up the Beatles, but John should have been a stronger man than to let some Jap pussy interfer with everyone else's life; Courtney Love is just plain Ugly, has no talent as a singer (though she can act) and she is just pure and utter trash. Kurt was wasted when he married her. I feel sorry for their child Francis Bean...who the **** in their right mind would name their child 'bean'...like were they on 'beaners' when the babie was concieved or what? Courtney should just die plain ****** die

Posted by AzzaMaDazza:
DIE YOKO DIE!IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU! IMAGINE A WORLD LIVING YOKO FREEEE!

Posted by SlaynMageGuitarzan:
Yoko Ono is a living plague to the music and art world. Courtney Love is a nasty talentless Whore. They both had something to do with their husbands deaths I think. Whatever they both suck poo through a straw. THE END

Posted by Novagreen:
Yoko Ono is the worst b*tch ever. I totally agree with everything you wrote. What pisses me off the most is the way in which she came between John and Paul: a lifelong friendship destroyed thanks to her. John must have done way too many drugs to choose her over anybody else. Plus she always says that John was the beatles' main composer, and that is soo bullsh*t! What does she know about music anyway? in my oppinion absolutely nothing. She is a disgrace.

Posted by just_anothermusician:
courtney can't sing..she uses her husband's fame as a cover to everyting she own especially the money.plus,the worse of all she's a fake.she needs the image to rock(whutever you call it)like magazines,movies etc :) worse of all is : being talentless is ok but she doesn't have the passion.anyway,everthing i mentioned is all just my opinion and i'm not asking anyone to agree with me.sorry if i offended anyone. aplez_n_orangez@hotmail.com

Posted by Paul McCartney's Evil Twin:
Yoko Ono successfully put the last nails in the coffin of one of the greatest music creators in the history of mankind, The Beatles could possibly be even still be together if it weren't for her, everything could have been different, like they say, the 6 bullets all hit John, why couldn't at least one hit Yoko?

Posted by mrs kurt cobain (i wish):
courtney sucks ass at singing and i love kurt cobain nad that biatch decided to kill him i want her freakin dead lol email me at green_wolf_eyes@hotmail.com

Posted by Rivqah:
Yoko Ono completely messed with John Lennon's mind with her occult interests. She is detestable! She added more ingredients to the cauldron when John wanted to be a Christian. I don't need to wonder too hard to realize he was going to ditch her prior to his death. Her singing is also a disgrace. Oh so sad! Ever noticed how John looked so unhappy in some of his last pictures with Yoko?

Posted by Stephanie:
hahah, the things you say are so true. I don't know about screwing up their husband's careers, but the rest, very true. hahahahaha. I've said the same thing.

Posted by pretty hate machine:
i disageree. I also used to hate courtney withe a burning passion but I cant help loving holes music especially 'pretty on the inside'. i think she has talent and is a great singer and lyricist

Posted by your mom:
friggin dumb@ss

Posted by 0p1um_FANTASYX:
This Whole Top 5 is complete bull. I absolutely LOVE Courteny. As a matter of fact I am in a band myself and people compare me to Courteny all the time, by saying I sound very similar to her. I personally don't think I have a voice that can kill grass, and I will beat the crap out of anyone who has the balls to say I do.

Posted by sorcha:
Courtney Love is an amazing artist. You have no right to judge, probably only have heard Celebrity Skin you prejugding idiot! Some of her greatest works from Pretty On The Inside and Ask For It came BEFORE she met her husband, not to mention Live Through This (one of the greatest albums of all time) while she was with Kurt. Kurt and COurtney were in love. I recall from his SUICIDE letter "I have a beautiful goddess of a wife". As for Yoko Ono, you don't even know her! The nation really owes that woman a apology. You just hate Courtney and Yoko because you'll eat up anything the media throws at you. Whore.

Posted by MELISSA:
Courtney Love kicks ass, she is so beautiful and a great rock star!! YoKo is the one that sucks, not courtney!!! ROCK ON!!!

Posted by Mr. Big:
They both injected novicaine into the heads of their husbands for years.

Posted by rupert the bear:
I personally think Courtney is talented but just like Kurt she has serious problems. Right now she isn't doing herself any favours. She needs to grow up and take responsibilty for her daughter. Kurt killed himself and i doubt anyone will ever know what he was thinking but you can't blame her when you have no proof. It's all too easy for fans to blame their idols' partners when the sh*t hits the fan.

Posted by Mouschi:
I have to agree with Chris. But then again, I am a brainless moron. Courtney Love was a slutty crack wh*re who has sh*t for brains.

Posted by Professor Shiggs:
I agree w/ nirvanafan1223. She seems like one of the only people in here with a head on her shoulders. I'm not saying everyone else is wrong, that's your opinion. But I have to agree with her.

Posted by Jennie:
Courtney love is stupid!! A dying cow would sound better. She doesnt sing no rock music I dont even know what it is because its so bad. She should be in prison where she belongs!!! Im sure kurt either commited suicide because of her or else she killed him. She has no talent in singing and she shouldnt even be an actress. She should just sit at home and sew till her fingers fall off.

Posted by listen to the horrorpops:
whats the difference between courtney love and a hockey team? hockey teams shower after every period!!!

Posted by concerned:
I think some of you hu feel Courtney is such a major talent is unaware that Kurt Cobain was the driving force behind the production of Live Through This. And that is a title which shows what's on Kurt's mind. Unfortunately, she didn't give him the chance to live through it. He may have loved her initially, but he loved his daughter a whole lot more and would hate to see her in the custody of a woman who can't even stay dressed in public. Kurt was getting his life back on track, he was drug clean, he was arranging for a divorce and arranging to cut Courtney out of his will. He was planning to get custody of his daughter. He was planning a future. He WASN'T planning on dying. She took that away from him, control freak that she is. If she had so much love for Kurt, she wouldn't be trying to coerce her daughter to call him a loser (as overheard by the nanny) a short while after his death. This woman should not be allowed to control Frances Bean's life like she did Kurt's.

Posted by Emily Dear:
I hate yoko ono with a passion. it is like Yoko OH NO. she is the one person that really makes me blood boil. i hate her. i hate her forever and ever because she won't stop wearing sexy revealing outfits even though she is like a hundred years old. Mutton dressed as lamb.

Posted by Jimmy Hat:
first off, Your all idiots, second Courtney may not have killed Curt, but kurt didn't kill himself of the drugged idiot. In fact Kurt had a girlfriend on the side, proving he didn't love coutney. A week before his death he asked his lawyer to take Courtney name off the will. There were none of Kurts fingerprints on the gun, besides on the barrel where he was grasping it. This proves, a) kurt didn't love courntey, b)kurt didn't shoot himself. As, for Yoko, she made John happy, she did what no other women could have done for John. But her art and music was horrible. And she said some of he supidest thing I ever heard. Good for John, but she was bad for all others who had to Watch her do anything.

Posted by Phil A.:
Look at old films and pictures of John Lennon Pre-Yoko, and after Yoko, pre-yoko he was always smiling after yoko he looked miserable.

Posted by observer:
Yoko wants the truth and nothing more. She's moving on...moving on... (your all gettign fuuunny)

Posted by Chris:
Courtney is amazingly talented and I think that most men put her down cause she could kick their ass and outsmart them at the same time and women hate her cause she looks so much better than they do. Please, even if Courtney killed Kurt, she did him a favor. He was destined to blow his f*cking brains out one way or another. I am so sick of people making Kurt out to be some kind of God. F*ck it all, he was human people! Just like Courtney. Two junkies who loved each other but sure made a lot of mistakes......

Posted by nirvanafan1223:
oh and another thing..those of you who call people woman haters for dumpin on these stupid whores should just go screw themselves....youre just making excuses for them. im a woman too and thats total bull that you say that people are sexist just cuz they dont like the women you like

Posted by nirvanafan1223:
i totally agree....for one i hate courtney love anyway...even if kurts death was a suicide..she definitely contributed to it. i would definitely kill myself if i was married to her. but on top of that shes a dirty, drugged up talentless whore who needs to take some responsibility and raise her child. ive never really heard yoko but from what i have heard shes pretty bad

Posted by nikkittiekarma:
absolutely love courtney! i do think she killed or had sumthing to do with the death of kurt, i luved him even more than her. but she is still awesome, outspoken and i dont think she should be dissed, she is a beutiful drug addicted lady and i luv her. anyone who has had sex with kurt i respect. lol... shes great

Posted by Earthangel:
knew that John was going to leave her after Double Fantasy got off the ground. She would rather see him dead that to be with another woman. John wanted to actually get away from her and do just that. Get himself a real woman, like Paul did with his new wife, Heather. Yoko's sexuality I truely question. She was openly feminist, and you know as much as I that feminist is a nice dignified word for lesbian or more befittingly, in Yoko's case, man-hater. She wanted John Lennon's status as a Beatle.

Posted by Helen:
Courtney Love is a genius, her music kicks ass in every way imaginable. Lyrically she's a better artist than Cobain was, though musically Cobain could top her. Both are equal in my opinion and it's pretty sexist and ignorant to accuse any female artist who gets close to any male artist as being less talented or important than he is. Christ. I've even heard people blame Nancy Spungeon for her own death. How dare she die in a horrible, bloody way and ruin our male god rock star's career by having him arrested for her murder! Some people are just bigots and you can't do anything about it. A lot of us Kurt _and_ Courtney fans, really dig both of these geniuses music though, and I bet we have a lot more fun than all you haters out there. 'Nuff said.

Posted by Lou:
I LOVE Courtney Love, she is a talented, amazing singer!!

Posted by Lou:
Can;t believe you just said that about those two great singers. What she (Courtney) does is DIFFERENT to all other artists- which is rare nowadays! I'd like to hear you try singing better- and about the dead husband thing- everyone is blaming her but I bet one of these days you'll all find out it WAS him and he was probably just depressed over her (she can be a little catty). All couples argue but she wouldn't have killed him! Besides, so what? Even if Kurt hadn't been rich and famous good old Court'd still be out there rocking and making millions! :-p

Posted by Wednesday:
People can go on saying that Courtney is a talentless sl*t who lives off her dead husbands legacy,but untill u actually have heard her music..eg Live through this..then shut the f*!k up!

Posted by Richard Wolk:
never heard courtney. You're way too hard on yoko

Posted by carrie:
they both suck and courtney can burn in hell 4 all internity

Posted by ??:
If you like Yoko's singing then it is you that knows nothing about music. She sounds like a cat that had it's tail stepped on.

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Posted by el duce:
I like Yoko, not Courtney. I also like X. However, Exene has a hard time singing in key. Maybe you don't know anything about music?

Posted by yoko should never have set foot on a stage:
Listen to her "performance" w/ "The Dirty Mac"(an all-start band featuring John Lennon,Keith Richards, and Eric Clapton) on "The Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus. There are some great performances on this tape(The Who are incredible), but then you have to listen to Yoko impersonate a rusty gate while her husband's all-star band jams behing her. You can see the violin player smirk as he tries not to laugh at Yoko's horrible screeching.

Posted by the gay punk version 2.0:
number 1 was f-cking mean you guys

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Posted by ha ha thisaway:
funny.

Posted by matrix:
yes i would have to agree with the opinion that she is a no talent mudruker living off the laurels of someone elses work. I would like to e-mail her - do you have an address?????????

Posted by rockkilledcobain:
Courtney love is so stupid. She .. argh.. She is so horrible. It amakes me want to shoot her.

Posted by AJ:
whatever

Posted by bcamp816:
I think Yoko is an old hag crying out for attention. If it wasn't for J.L., she be another f*#%& sucky girl in an bar. NOW, she posed naked(ugh)for peace. WTF? I'm saying if I screwed the Pope, it wouldn't make me a martyr. She has nothing to say about peace. What has she done to help with PEACE? She broke up a marriage and cheated Jullien out of his rightful inheritence. She's an evil skank who needs to shut up and get dressed. JEEZE these people get some money and they think they are the right hand of God. In my opinion, this old hag is totally delusional.

Posted by AJ:
Yoko ono is a real legend unlike that lame drug addict she married she would of been famous with out lennon ...

Posted by ??:
Yoko and Courtney fans are so very funny and so very clueless. Just read some of their lame postings below. It's great for a laugh. And people actually buy that crap?

Posted by bah:
yes.. because it's such a new and interesting thing to criticize these 2 specific women and everything. oh yay another genius

Posted by pinkpanther:
fuk you stupid media-tabloid-controlled, women hating ass holes. where do you get off saying that courtey and yoko have no talent? if you think it, then its true? they did not single-handedly ruin their husbands lives and carees. courtney did not it on kurt and pump hundreds of dollars worth of heroin into his veins. he did.

Posted by AJ:
who do you think you r talking about Yoko Ono like that you sad loser she might not be able to sing that good but she has done more to help the people of this planet than most WHO EVER YOU R GET A JOB

Posted by haha:
Nah...judging by his employment situation, he's lucky if he has running water.

Posted by was*she:
you stupid freak i dont give a darn about yoko ono, but have you ever listened to Live through this, or how about My body the hand grenade i bet you sit your fatass on a jakuzzi all day long. What an assbag! she didnt screw up kurt Kurt screwed up himself, he was a junkie, he took heroin and died get over it! and dont freaking tell me kurt wrote all the song to LTT cause thats bs. F^&8 all Courtney haters and goodbye

Posted by maja:
To the selfdeclared Kurt-"fans" who are anti-Courtney: you make me sick. If you are such big fans, you would respect the person Cobain was, and the choices he made; one of them was to marry Courtney. Why? My guess would be, because he loved her. And why didn't he leave her? Because Courtney and Frances kept him alive. It's people like you, who say/write crap about Love he hated. I'm absolutely sure, that he would be disgusted.

Posted by Jamtart Lips:
I recommend reading "The Lives of the Muses" by Francine Prose. While hardly uncritical of Yoko Ono, the books gives insight into what John saw in her. Among other things: without her, he felt like just a cheesy pop star. (I'm not saying he WAS, but this is apparently how he felt.) But with her, he felt like an artist, an activist, etc. Plus she knew a lot about life, culture, money... John grew up in a poor, small-minded environment & I think it excited him that someone so sophisticated about life wanted to be with him. I have a feeling some of the same things were true of Kurtney. It's sad to see all the sexist rage that spills over onto these women. John & Kurt are your heroes, but you desperately hate the partners that they loved, wanted & admired?

Posted by Mitchybitchy:
Courtney can't sing that good but her music is the best ! her music inspires me!

Posted by Jason:
wtf looks????? talent????? you are a moron Jas16per@yahoo.com what planet are you from?

Posted by Jas16per@yahoo.com:
I sense you are just jeolous of yoko's looks and talent. This may hold true for courtney also. If they were not awesume would you be writing about them. Get hip!

Posted by Rachel, or whatever:
www.justiceforkurt.com ... thats enough there.

Posted by starmass84:
i understand completely why people can't stand courtney and her music. in my opinion, she's one of a kind and i admire who she is, crazy, naked bitch, or glamorous show-off. i love her lyrics, borrowed from billy or kurt or not. she entertains me and turns me on.i want her new music. i don't care, i like them, too

Posted by Pete F Moon:
I will always remember John & Curt. But i've already forgotten 'em ugly lard-assed yeast-infections that stole their life & talent. No cred's to 'em whores. -Bitches, Shoot up & DIE.....

Posted by snap:
They both get losers who hate strong women really upset.

Posted by anytime thanks.:
Um sure thing buddy, id like to see you make even half as much as us. Go fcuk a tree cus thats the closest youre gonna get to anything. Whatever.

Posted by GIA:
Those 2 bitches are just golddigger's.I blame yoko for breaking up the greatest band in history,did anyone see any of the other wives while they were making records.HELL NO! So f**k yoko;that peice of sh*t. As for courtney love just stay out of the music industry,and yoko the same for you!!!!

Posted by Horse:
recently busted for "air rage" CL is a walking/talking/gum snapping/grown up version of scorcese's teen hooker from taxi driver. 10,000 bones later and driving a lexus. The only difference between YO and CL is YO has the decency to keep her pug snout out of the public eye. I only wish CL would hide in a hole indefinitly. They should be in celeb slug fest and duke it out for 9 rounds (CL should be on heroin, and YO should be armed with Quentin T's oscar)finale is after victory is declared (insert your preference) Sir Paul and David Grohl should appear dressed in butchers smocks with bats and hoses. I dream of TV like this.

Posted by gAmAarU:
amazing how alike they are...

Posted by Harry K:
I don't know much about Courtney, but Yoko is a bitch and a half! Someone needs to tell that to her face!

Posted by dandelion the mighty:
Do I hear the word GOLDDIGGER? No? Well... GOLDIGGING BITCHES FORM HELL! Courtney had Kurt blasted into oblivion because she's a greedy whore, and now, a murderer. And Yoko doesn't rank too far behind. First, when she sings she sounds like rocks in a blender at high speed. Second, she IS a murderer. She murdered what was SIMPLY the best band in history, and third, well, the chick is just completely lacking EVERYTHING! She has no talent whatsoever, no personality, and let's not get into the "beauty" department, cuz I'll never finish. Suffice to say she looks like someone had dragged her face across the tarmac of three cities. She should be one of those Taliban chicks. Cover her face up for the sake of humanity before she causes more heart attacks. These two kuntrags have milked John and Kurt for every penny. I heard Paul is suing Yoko because he wants to have the Lennon-McCartney thing reversed? I say, Go Paul! At least she won't be milking you. Both Yoko and Courtney are Skanks with a capital "s".

Posted by veevintage:
F*u*c*k*i*n* hilarious! I think Yoko deserves a painful yeast infection for what she did to The Beatles, for what she's doing to Paul RIGHT NOW and for simply being alive! I swear, when she's gone, the munchkins will crawl out of their huts singing "ding, dong, the witch is dead, the witch is dead, the witch is dead..." And as for Courtney love... man, don't get me started! Way to go!

Posted by F*ck, u guys rock:
Ms. Evil, u rock dudess! I dont give a sh*t about Yoko cos she dint kill Lennon but FACT: Courtney offerd 2 pay som guy $50,000 2 kill Cobain! Gr8 wife she was!

Posted by F*ck , u guys rock:
U r all so kool, I luv Dr Fever's views on Courtney! She was a whore who can sing as well as her face can sag. Yoko is just sum screeching ugly person, whereas Courtney is a f*ckd up junkie who cant keep her legs closed. Kurt R.I.P, Courtney, cya in hell bitch!

Posted by Jack:
yoko is retarded, and she should stop pretending that she should have any say in Mccartney-Lennon song writing credits. she wasnt even around when paul was writing most of those songs. as for courtney, shes just a bitch.

Posted by LENNONS BLACK SPELL:
I think yoko ono helped kill her fruity ass dead husband, and lost control his self in yoko"s manifulation and power and control,John gave in and lost his soul,and his life that mater from what the people that worked close to the couple say there lived seperate life for a long time john lennon was not happy, and Yoko left the marrage back in 1973 she needed J.L.and returned back with him after a un successful atempt try to go out on her own. John should have left here back in 1974 returning to UK. getting back with the beatles leaving here to rot. she had a way to control his life.he had no self esteem

Posted by New_Moral_Saviour:
That was sarcasm by the way.

Posted by New_Moral_Saviour:
Yeah i guess Courtney killed Kurt then, just after she got a burger served to her by Elvis and taking a holiday in some far off location with Tupac. Of course she now is having an affair with Richy Edwards.

Posted by Ms. Evil :
George, I would react with some fugging sympathy, unlike the whore Courtney did. I could care less about Yoko Ono or John Lennon, she didn't kill him. Courtney killed Kurt, big difference. And sweety, I am most certainly a princess, not gutter trash (I don't *know* Courtney anyway so I guess it doesn't apply?).

Posted by george:
Wonder how the slammers here would react to seeing their husband/wife murdered or committing suicide. Doll parts was great i thought, and yoko...quadrupled john's assets way before he died...to hear anyone speak about anyone like this is beyond me...it takes gutter trash to know gutter trash...

Posted by Ms. Evil :
Courtney is a nasty skank. She is gutter trash to the fullest extent. She is by far one of the ugliest people in Hollywood (hell, anywhere for that matter), yet thinks she's like hot or something. She is talentless and only popular for the fact that she rode in on Kurt's coattails. Sadly, the evidence does point to Murder.

Posted by starfish:
I don't know when these pics were taken, I looked for a date and didn't fine one but look at this fat, trashy, bitch!!! How funny!! She looks like a bag lady!! Check it out! 99X.com - Morning X Photos...just put in Courtney Love 99x in your search engine. It has pictures of when she spent the morning with a radio station!

Posted by starfish:
She is an evil bitch that deserves to burn in hell for destroying Kurt and probably killing him too! Greedy it the word for this whore!

Posted by courtney sux:
i do believe courtney killed kurt. in fact i know it. just listen to all appoligies on the unplugged in ny cd. he mumbles parts like "ill -- all the blame" instead of "ill take all the blame". if u ask me that whole song proves he knew she was gonna kill him. and there;s a song floating around sumwhere thats almost like heart shaped box but in stead its all about heart shaped coffins. she killed him-case closed. and as for her being like yoko-the last i heard was that they have started a club of how to mooch off dead husbands.

Posted by aG:
funny stuff, funny stuff. Anyone could screach like yoko there is no talent in that. Her art? kgjlkdkfjldsa there I just made some art on par with her's. Hey you have bad taste, that's ok I knew there were at least 20 people out there that thought that crap is good.

Posted by xiola:
I think Yoko is talented. The most you can do is write a rant about other people.

Posted by stone fox:
That was really funny, I got a kick out of it!

Posted by violetplump:
i thought the same thing as you f*ck faces who find it sexually arousing to speak of people in such a shi**y way and think 'low and behold' cos we live like tramps who actually dream of living like these 'rock star reckers' we can say whatever we want! well f**k off!! reading this has made me understand why kurt KILLED himself in the 1st place he knew that if he was still alive hed have to fight off the heards of idiots like you away from him and his family i dont know about yoko but just dont write about issues that you middle class white a**es clearly dont understand whether or not you find it brave of yourselves to write such crap im sure if you met courtney love you wouldnt even be able to manage a hello and thats all ive got to say about that!

Posted by names are just a label that is thrust upon us by force so i renounce my opressive label:
listen. f*ck courtney love. oh yeah and f*ck censorship ( but it was the only way i could speak, so i will be a conformist for a couple of minutes to share my thoughts) many peope say that she is not given enough credit for her success and that her musical success didnt need Kurt's help. bullsh*t. And the myth that she killed Kurt... i think its true. yeah. the b*tch did it. There's a dark world out there unknown to most of us. Its a world where one person will do anything to be successful, anything to earn the almighty f*ckin dollar, anything to be viewed as a success in the eyes of others. It is a world where success is measured in dollar signs, houses, cars, and other material sh*t. THIS is the world that courtney tried to conqueer. To her, Kurt was just a f*cking casualty in her conquest to become a "rock icon" by taking over this world of greed and fortune. i dont think she gave a damn about kurt. Its kind of funny that he WAS KILLED a couple of weeks before her record release. I think this is the bigget publicity stunt ever f*ckin created Most in this artificial world of profiteers and communists call her an artist, but normal people call her a leetch. If she would have heped Kurt get off drugs he would have realized what a b*tch she is and he would have saved his life by getting rid of her, thus killing her career. And if She didnt do it, she knew he was gonna take his own life and she didnt care, which is murder.

Posted by ProzacQueen:
YIIKKKKKKKKKKESSSSSSSSS

Posted by dirtycourtney:
yoink.

Posted by ritalin:
ok i didt mean evidence that courteny love killed kurt k?

Posted by The Godess of Feck:
Since when has Yoko Ono been slutty JimtheViskingtube?

Posted by Sgt. Pepperoni:
yep, I agree, you are right. Their lives changed from being unknowns to who they are now when they met these guys. Courtney has no class, no sense of style, no talent and she may even be a bad mother (poor kid). And Yoko, damn, she is worst. Did she not financially screw John´s first kid of his inheritance? AND THE BITCH WAS AND IS UGLY. John was way high and didnt have his glasses on the day he met her. And their stuff sells cuz some people just have spare ca$h to toss out. Ahh, the grandeur of music business. IT REALLY SUCKS

Posted by moonbr:
You've got to hand him #'s 2 and 4 but A. I wouldn't kick C.L. out of bed, with or without the smack. B. 'Celebrity Skin' is certainly far from punk, but it is an incredibly good pop album. It may have made it's way to the record company courtesy o' Kurt's coattails, but it certainly deserves to be on the charts as much as anything else I've heard from the BillBoard Hot 100 over the past several years.

Posted by anubis:
hey well first of all how can you say there is not enough evidence that bitch killed kurt everybody knows it she is like the O.J. of the music industry come on even her dad thinks there is something fishy going on. Further more she had no right in prolonging the release of the Greatest hit anyway she was not part. Well in closing F*ck courtney can wait til she die F*cking Succubus

Posted by ??:
"posted by ranier: some of yoko's music is actually incredible" - yeah incredibly bad!

Posted by ritalin:
kiss my @ss rainier and rainier's "partner", guru of everlasting wisdom. maybe if gave us some concrete evidence that u could stand on, i wouldnt be raggin on u now. listening to yoko makes my balls shrink, and whoever ragged on nirvana deserves to die and sentenced to listen to yoko for the rest of their lives. guru is g ay too i forgot to add that.

Posted by ranier:
some of yoko's music is actually incredible.

Posted by Mr. huh? saying, "My Generation Sucks!":
lol Good one GREENMUSE I haven't laughed like that in a while.

Posted by Dr Fever:
yeah, I know Sub X. I caught that too. Damn typos.

Posted by Hans Moleman:
Since I am a guy that listens to pretty much any type of music, I decided to listen to Yoko's music. The music itself is typical for experimental and seems average, but the screeching is annoying. I might not like Yoko's singing, but she has influenced many groups that I kind of like. As for Courtney, I don't think she killed Kurt herself, but I wouldn't be surprised to read if she was a major factor in killing Kurt. Hole didn't really impress me and I am baffled for how Corgan can write for her band along with meeting Kurt. I'm going to offer my answer to how much fame can either 'artist' receive if they never met (insert name). I am sure Yoko Ono might be one of those underground artists that can headline minor tours, but won't garner a hit song. Nobody can handle that much screeching even if you're deaf. Hole might have been successful in the grunge era, but I imagine Hole to be like Tad minus any talent or creativity. Very few hit songs and the most they could probably go is a single platinum. Nothing more than a mere word such as "platinum" written on the album cover.

Posted by VampireRyan:
You know the old joke about buying Yoko Ono records right? If you play it backwards it says "I can't believe you bought this sh!t!"

Posted by GREENMUSE:
hey kelly is the most talented female singer to come along in years,ani difranco has nothing on her,at this very moment,monkeys are flying out my butt

Posted by Sufferer Of Misogony:
Kelly Osbourne: 1 point. Yoko Ono: 0 points. Courteney Love: Who?!

Posted by Mr. huh? saying, "My Generation Sucks!":
Ah, at last someone someone brings up the even more horrenduous Kelly Osbourne. Now she blatantly is just in it for money and fame while blatantly exploiting her father to do it.

Posted by AliceCooperette:
"I am pretty sure I posted a comment here I dont remember posting anything worthy of being deleted? that is strange, There have been no comment deletion on this article. Are you sure it was this one? -admin" That's strange, because my post aparently went buh-bye as well. Oh well. I wouldn't say that Yoko is as bad as much as she is mediocre, and I disslike anybody who uses somebody else's fame to leech off of and promote their own career. If it weren't for marriage, I doubt that'd ever have heard of Yoko, Courtney, or the creature spawned which is Kelly Osbourne.

Posted by They Call Me Mellow Yellow, Quite Rightly:
Yoko Ono sings like someone is beating her with a white-hot poker. Courtney Love sings like she's doing a Marlon Brando ALA "The Godfather" impression while high. To me, neither are talented and ARE milking their husbands. I've even heard that Courtney was going to release Kurt Cobain's diary to the public as a book. John Lennon and Kurt Cobain are probably having tea in heaven, laughing their asses off at us making such a damn hoo-hah about how their wives are making money off their idol-stature. Right now, I'm sure the only ones concerned about the integrity of the artists are the fans themselves.

Posted by LithiumBliss:
That's pretty funny, but not as funny as the "ass Asian".

Posted by SubXavier:
"The Peak of Colorado," Fever? *chuckles*

Posted by penngwinn:
i dont really have anything against yoko, aside from her lame atempt at art. but i hate c.Love. you are right, NO TALENT!! there is nothing to her, she is just cr@p that no one would have ever heard of except....their really cool brilliant husbands. people getting famous because they were close to someone famous is rediculous, but it just goes to show how people will swallow whatever big brother feeds them. (sorry, that was a little too 1984) but seriously, its bull. i for one will never suport anything hole or love ever do.

Posted by dreibel:
Haha - you may want to take anything said in the book The Lives Of John Lennon with a box of salt - remember, this book was written by Albert Goldman, the guy who also wrote the infamous Elvis biography that was proven to have lots of stuff that Goldman either exaggerated or made up completely out of whole cloth, not to mention the fact that he was a little jazz Nazi who hated rock music. BTW, for a really funny slam at Yoko, check out this episode of _Pinky & The Brain_ where Pinky takes over for the Maharishi, and Brain meets yoko, who serenades him with both her "happy song" and "sad song", both of which are the same high-pitched shrieking :)

Posted by oh yeah:
I think that picture of yoko and courtney morphed into one that is on the front page of this site is a much better representation of art than yoko writing "yes" on the wall in small print and having you look at it with a spyglass. Mr Huh, yeah man that Simpsons episdoe rocked and really show how rank some of this "art" is. Give me Vincent over Yoko anyday.

Posted by Mr. huh? saying, "My Generation Sucks!":
I must say that I read about the assassin bit. Also, I wasn't trying to comparet The Velvet Underground and Yoko Ono talent-wise. There's nothing wrong with avant-garde because it just means experimental. However, I do agree that a lot of people abuse the avant-garde label to pass off obvious crap as "art". Anyone ever see that Simpsons episode where Homer accidently destroyed that barbeque set and had it come off the back of his car and some lady called it "genius". lol

Posted by Dr Fever:
Ok, THIS show some intelligence..ok, not really. Let's look at this thing comment by comment.... Posted by Courtney's Muff: 5. Courtney's voice rocks, you imbecile!(SURE, IF YOU FIND A SOUND SIMILAR TO A CAT IN A BLENDER SOOTHING AND WHAT NOT) 4. Courtney is talented! (RIIIIIIIGHT..OK, SNORT ANOTHER LINE THERE BUDDY) 3. HOLE were successful before she met Kurt (UMMMM, NO THEY WEREN'T) 2. Kurt f*cked up his own career and life (I'LL GIVE YOU THIS, THE HEROIN BIT. BUT HE DIDN'T FUKKKK HIS CAREER..COURTNEY TOOK CARE OF THAT WHEN SHE HIRED THE ASSASIAN) 1. Courtney is gorgeous (I SUPPOSE...IF YOU'RE ON ENOUGH HEROIN TO CHOKE AN OVERWEIGHT ELEPHANT AND ENOUGH COKE TO COVER THE PEAK OF COLORADO).

Posted by SMIC:
I am pretty sure I posted a comment here I dont remember posting anything worthy of being deleted?

that is strange, There have been no comment deletion on this article. Are you sure it was this one? -admin

Posted by oh yeah:
seems to me it wasn't until Yoko turned john on to smack that his life began to go down hill. yeah she saved him alright.

Posted by self proclaimed intellectual:
what is the difference between Yoko's music and art and a bag of crap? The Bag!!

Posted by Batman:
Nice to see someone else realize the similiarities. The difference is the Yoko had good intentions. Her art, although obviously not mainstream, is serious. She respects John's musical legacy, and was good for him. Moving, let's think of Courtney Love. Now think of Satan. Nothing should have changed in those last two sentances.

Posted by brace:
At least Yoko didn't have Billy Corgan write all her songs and then pass them off as her own. But come to think of it, maybe she should have.

Posted by lol:
how in the hell can you compare the velvet underground to yoko? that's like comparing vanilla ice to john lennon

Posted by Mr. huh? saying, "My Generation Sucks!":
Also, avant-garde is not inherently a bad thing. Avant-garde just means experimental. Anyone ever hear of The Velvet Underground?

Posted by Mr. huh? saying, "My Generation Sucks!":
YO's screeching is so profound. NOT!!! Also, let's not start attacking other artists here. We're going to start an unnecessary war.

Posted by you will obey me.:
guru- no problem man, i'm just pleased that my vast mental capacity can be of some service to you. not to sound conceited, but damn, i'm a f*cking genius. & you want evidence, doesn't the fact that you alone think yoko ono has talent say anything? i still think both of those women are leeches: blood sucking talentless bitches who used their husbands to try to gain fame. key word "try", if they are so talented what great things have they done lately? well...beside blocking the release of nirvana's music? now that takes skills. greedy f*cking female-impersonating trash...that's all i have to say. also i don't really care for writing posts with substance, i don't know they're to...umm...substantial. i really just like writing dumb sh*t that pisses you brilliant intellectuals off.

Posted by lol:
We know you are no "expert" if you think Yoko can sing. I've heard it all now. Someone praising Yoko as an avente garde singer. lol that is just too rich! I agree with the cat in heat comparison but cats in heat do howl in tune.

Posted by evilklown:
Guru, you are blessed to have intelectuals around? All you have to do to have intellectuals around you is go to a kintergarden classroom. Those kids are smarter than you. Maybe you're not a born retard, maybe its the drugs... ---the klown

Posted by Guru of Everlasting Wisdom:
Hey, here's an idea, fellahs: Attack actual points in my post if you dispute something, and offer evidence proving I'm wrong! It's called a "debate," a very intersesting concept. I agree that the B52s suck ass, however, that wasn't my point. I thought the Guru name was pretty obviously sarcastic but as always, some dumbass proves nothing can be too obvious. Attacking avante-garde art is a whole different deal, it's not like Yoko invented and perfected the thing. It would just so happen you're all not only experts on everything music, but experts on high art as well. So lucky to have so many intellectuals around.

Posted by you will obey me.:
go f*ck yourselves. courtney and yoko have no talent, by any stretch of the imagination. and jimi hendrix...overrated?... what the f*ck have you been smoking? i'll admit his lyrics tend to be weak junkie babble(although they're still interesting...i guess they have the same appeal for me as nirvana lyrics) but as far as guitar playing goes? that guy was a F*cking God. the end.

Posted by JimTheViking:
What's all this about Jimi Hedrix? Now if you wanted to rag on any over rated guitarist it, without a doubt, would have to be be Eric Clapton. Oh right this is about Yoko and the Hole. Well I don't listen to either of them but I think they are both kind of slutty and I like sluty chicks. Oh and like riding on Kurt Spraybrains coat-tails is even worth much, that guy sucked serious ass.

Posted by evilklown:
Guru, you now have no voice in the music community. You are retarded. Hey, you'd better go! Looks like the short schoolbus just pulled up in front of your house. ---the klown

Posted by GREENMUSE:
i think avant garde translates to "being weird for the sake of being weird,to be so damn wierd that other people of lower intelligence than the common chimp will be suckered into saying the artist is genious(sp?)out of fear of looking like an idiot to other lemmings who are actully just as worried about looking like fools,when in reality,they really do look like fools to anyone outside their circle of delusion.and yoko's voice does sound like a get getting fuct in the ass by ron jeremy.and she really does milk johns fame for what its worth,the john lennon baby wear line comes to mind.and courtney,well i was never really a fan of kurts,but i think if he would have laid off the needle,he would have seen he could have done better.

Posted by Colonel of Crank:
Linda McCartney? She lived a meatless life, now she's lifeless meat! I don't know who made that one up, but it's a classic.

Posted by kwantum:
An unsolicited attack on Jimi Hendrix? Where did that come from? Anyway, I don't think either of them are that horrendous artistically, but they certainly wouldn't have been famous without their late husbands. On the other hand, they must be criticized for more reasons than just being rock stars' wives. You don't see Linda McCartney or Priscilla Presley getting bashed like this.

Posted by CoC:
And Hole's cover of "Gold Dust Woman" was way better than the Fleetwood Mac original. Now there's a band that should be bashed. And Hendrix? WAY overrated. Courtney is not great, but she is not as suck as Yoko Joko.

Posted by Colonel of Crank:
IF any of you idiots could read, you would know MoM died, so ghosting him is futile. Courtney and Yoko have nothing in common, except that they were married to famous people. Yoko sucks. Courtney is decent. Kurt and John were better.

Posted by Courtney's Muff:
5. Courtney's voice rocks, you imbecile! 4. Courtney is talented! 3. HOLE were successful before she met Kurt 2. Kurt f*cked up his own career and life 1. Courtney is gorgeous

Posted by beehive head:
Hey guru i don't think you're aware of this but, B52's SUCK ASS!

Posted by Master of Meth:
hey guys...be nice i just love courtney love...ha that was funny. but then i'm also a f*cking moron, who wouldn't know real music if it bit off my tiny pathetic little d*ck.

Posted by you will obey me.:
ha...fooled you f*cks. love & ono are the same person. see what a little, and i mean a LITTLE, plastic surgery &hair dye can do? This article is therefore irrelevant, for if they are one and the same then they have everything in common. but honestly, they are about as talented as my left tit(the right one's got skills) f*ck them both.

Posted by .Gurus are losers:
If these wives would stay quite and not try to become stars on their own then people might lay off but all I see either of them doing is riding their dead husbands corpses to the bank. All we need now is that MoM character to come here and tell us who great Courtney I killed by husband Love is.

Posted by Manard:
Man that is so true. Guru that was really funny post man, I mean that part about them being wives was a crack up, it's not like they put music out of their own and thus are a target. So I have to assume you were joking because it's not like they were wives who didn't try to milk their husbands fame for all it was worth.

Posted byJohn Lennon's Ghost:
It is all true. Yoko broke up my marrage to Cythia but drugging me and one I sobered up in 1980 I turned and looked and said "what in the hell did I do? I can have any women in the world and I married this screaching whinch who craps on a plate and calls it art!" I ran into Kurt the other day and we compared notes we decided that Courtney is the most evil of the two, I mean Yoko may ave sucked me dry but she didn't have my whacked!

posted byMr Hole:
How dare you compare Courtney to that glory grabbing bitch Yoko! screw you!

Posted byGuru is lame:
."She's an avante-garde artist, her visual art is truly meaningful and fascinating... As for her music, you can't say Yoko isn't as punk as hell" LOL LOL LOL this is great comedy. Yoko punk? Dude, what are smoking? avante-garde art and music is for lame people with no taste or real talent who go around and call it avante-garde to try and convince themselve they are intellectuals. Her art is a joke but her music is an abomination. You call the screaching she does singing? Dude, you need to lay off the drugs.

Posted byNo name:
Cats in heat or finger nails on a chalk board make better music than those two.

Posted by Guru of Everlasting Wisdom: :
I'm sorry my brain in damaged from listening to Yoko CD's.

Posted byHaha:
Guru my ass! My a joke. Dude read the lives of John Lennon he was about to leave that troll but then he got killed. You know what they call crap art that is total crap and has little if any real artistic value? avante-garde! Yeah a cross in a cup of piss is real art. SCREW YOKO THAT WHORE BROKE UP THE BEATLES AND SCREW ANYONE WHO CALLS HIMSELF GURU!

Posted byGuru of Everlasting Wisdom:
F*ck all that anti-Yoko crap. She's an avante-garde artist, her visual art is truly meaningful and fascinating... As for her music, you can't say Yoko isn't as punk as hell. She's a huge figure in performance art, influcenced arty punk and new wave (the B52s for example admitted her influence). For all the ignorant comments about how much she screwed up John Lennon, she actually saved him from ending up a 60's casualty like Syd Barret or Peter Green... And Lennon f*ckin loved her. They both got tired of all the ignorant crap that came their way (like this article), and if Lennon were alive today, he'd flip out about this article. I don't get how people attack the wives of musicians they love and think they're doing a glorious, pro-Lennon, pro-Cobain, "they would've been better without them" favor. Your attacking their goddamn wives! Lay off. I don't know too much about Love but I'd guess it's the same situation.

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