Christian Tool
04/05/05
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(Day in Rock) One of our readers sent this over. The following message (posted 3/31) appears on the official Tool website: You know the old saying, "no news is good news", well� that was the case as far as the recording process was going for the new Tool CD, but now things may have changed a bit. Yesterday, when I went to the studio to give Maynard a bottle of wine (a 1992 Maya) for winning the bet that I had with him involving his new film "Sleeping Dogs Lie" (I lost by default, not being able to attend the Sedona screening), not only wasn't Maynard there, but, in what seems to be a case of enantiodromia (something becoming its opposite) if ever there was one (!), I was told the reason why he wasn't there. I wish this post was dated April 1, but, unfortunately, it isn't. Like a doctor giving a patient a straight, honest answer to a medical diagnosis, without sugar-coating the truth, here's exactly what I was told: "Maynard has found Jesus." This will come as a complete shock to most (but not all) of you, as it did to me. In fact, it just seemed like another MJK prank until I talked to the one person who I believe would know if all this was legit or not. After nearly an hour on the phone with this person, the answer I received was that Maynard has indeed "found Jesus" and that, for this reason, he's abandoned the project for the time being, if not entirely. I don't know what the f**k is in the water these days, but hopefully a black jelly belly will turn up in that golden bowl� that's all I can think to say at this point. Before leaving the studio, I watched as Danny made arrangements to go play some golf, while Adam and Justin kept working on a particular song. So, in case you missed it (those who don't read the whole post), here's today's news: Maynard has found Jesus� [see
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