Jessica 007 Simpson?

(hecklerspray) Scarlett, Angelina and Charlize have now all turned down the chance to be the new Bond Girl. So the Bond producers are trying something new: forget getting a good actress - they want Jessica Simpson.

At first, Jessica Simpson as a Bond Girl sounds like terrible news, but let's look on the bright side. Jessica will be cheaper, leaving more money to spend on invisible cars and space lasers and stuff. And Jessica Simpson and Daniel Craig will be able to relax in between takes by having competitions to see who has the most manly jawline.[see full story for more] - Click here for the Full Story

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