K Fed Strip Threat

(hecklerspray) Kevin Federline, whose PopoZao single is terrorising innocent music fans all over the Internet, has come up with a clever plan to make the good people of the world buy his forthcoming album - Kevin is threatening to whip his genitalia out and wave it in a grotesque and sickening manner in the faces of gullible paying customers at a strip club near you.

[Mr Spears] is keen to launch a music career - but he's no fool, he's fully expecting a giant failure. Female First quoted Kevin yakking about his horrific back-up plan should his rap career go awry: "I'll be at your local strip club, but I'll be the one dancing." [see full story for more] - Click here for the Full Story

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