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"You Gotta F***In Be Kidding Me!?!?"

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Greetings once again from The Lab. The summer rolls on and my troubles with the law we discussed last month seem to have passed (or at least the buggers are hiding themselves better) and one would think I could just kick back and enjoy the summer, or at least enjoy the numerous music Festivals and show's I�ll be attending. But, as if they KNEW I was getting comfy, those bastards at MTV have struck again. This time, MTV2 has drawn my fire.

We all remember what MTV2 was SUPPOSED to be when it launched in the mid/late 90's...the ANTI-MTV (which it sorta is if you think about it since they actually DO play VIDEOS, unlike their parent station.) But, over the last couple of years, the station has sunk to pretty much the same depths as it's parent company...only with videos as the pawn instead of "Stylish, Hip, Fresh" Reality type shows. MTV2 was supposed to be the playground for middle of the road and under the radar bands to get some exposure, and while this DOES happen occasionally (seriously, it's disturbing to see a band like Eighteen Visions on there for some reason. cool. but none the less disturbing) for the most part, it's standard operating MTV procedure with a steady stream of flavor of the nano-second hip hop and rock. And of course my unwitting Arch Enemy-Iann Robinson. But, now, after many years of irritating yours truly to the 'Nth' degree...the folks at MTV/MTV2/Viacom have finally crossed the proverbial line.

Those of you who paid attention to our little Oil War in Iraq may remember the first P.O.W. rescued; Jessica Lynch. And, hell, you may have even noticed that she's from the Doc's home state of West Virginia. And, assuredly, you noticed the MEDIA CRUSH that followed her around to her backwoods, Wirt County home. Well, it seems MTV noticed too. And, never the one to miss out on the chance to cash in on Public Sympathy (or Stupidity, depending on how you want to look at it.) It seems that MTV has an offer on the table for MTV2 to set up shop in Lynch's hometown, complete with a special edition of TRL and a performance by Ashanti and Ja Rule. 

WHAT?!!?!

Ok, this might have made sense a month or three ago when the story was "hot" if they were seeking some sort of cheap publicity, but why now??  That's the question that bothers me.  But, also, why I feel the line was crossed is this; this girl has been through enough already..and I'm not even talking about her ordeal in Iraq. This girl has been under a media crush only rivaled by High School Basketball Phenom Lebron James. Now, MTV wants to just rehash things.

So, as usual..MTV gets under my skin and does the most untimely and annoying thing. I guess the point I�m trying to make here is for not only MTV, but also everyone else, to LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE. Enough is enough. Let it go!

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