Britney Child Abuser?

(Hecklerspray) Obviously any claim of child abuse needs to be investigated thoroughly, which is why Britney Spears is now under scrutiny. However, it has been made clear that Britney Spears has not been accused of any violence against her sons Sean Preston and Jayden James - so what is she supposed to have done wrong? Did Britney puke on her children? Did Britney dress her children up in designer clothes and then rub s*** on them? Did the kids see pictures of Britney Spears's vagina and get sort of depressed because their mother has achingly nondescript genitals? No. As the New York Daily News reports, Britney Spears gives her children sugary drinks now and again:

Britney Spears' parenting prowess is again under scrutiny by the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services, celebrity Web site TMZ.com reported yesterday. This time the issues aren't related to immediate physical peril so much as poor dental hygiene, questionable diet and erratic sleeping schedules… It's possible investigators are checking on rumors that Britney fills her sons' bottles with sugary drinks, wakes them when she returns from clubbing and takes them along on late night restaurant dinners.

That is obviously child abuse of the very worst kind - late night restaurant dinners? How dare Britney Spears be so irresponsible! We just pray that the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services doesn't discover that Britney wouldn't let her children order the lobster bisque at these restaurants either, for her sake. - more on this story

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