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Church Denies Gay Aiken Controversy, Green Beret Says He Never Recanted


10/15/07
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(antiMusic) [sorry for the length of this one, we have a lot of ground to cover] The evil global conspiracy to harm pop singer Clay Aiken has suffered another drastic setback. It appears that a tabloid's attempt to slander the karaoke singer by claiming Christians were rising up against him due to clayisahomophobia (the fear that Clay is gay) was the latest lost battle in their war against sweetness and light that is St. Clay, the pop singer that does indeed walk on water and can do no wrong (according to those that worship him.) Plus the Green Beret tells us that he never recanted his story about a sexual encounter with Aiken.

All sarcasm aside, we have a follow-up to a report we quoted last week from Contact Music which claimed that "elders at a Wichita, Kansas church want to make sure the singer is heterosexual before green-lighting plans for him to perform for their congregation". Seems that wasn't exactly what happened, not by a long shot. According to the Wichita Eagle the Central Christian Church has no plans to cancel Aiken's appearance and what really appeared to have happened was that a memo was sent to leaders of the church explaining why Aiken was selected to perform at their "out reach" concert as well as quiet any fears over the gay rumors. The memo praised Aiken's Christian values as well as listed two of his reported public denials of allegations that he is a homosexual and explained exactly why they felt Aiken was a perfect performer for the event by saying, "keep in mind, this is an 'outreach event.' Many of Clay's fans are Christians, however some may never darken the halls of a church, but for this one event."

The tabloid report that Contact Music drew their story from made it sound like there was widespread outrage about the selection of Aiken to perform due to concern about his sexuality. A report that a church leader told the Wichita Eagle was "just absolutely false." Instead of widespread concern, it appears that only one "concerned citizen" contacted the church, which reportedly has Wichita's largest Protestant congregation. The church sent this citizen a copy of the memo which again listed why Aiken was selected as well as addressed the "gay issue". This somehow turned into the elders at the church demanding to be assured Aiken is a heterosexual before allowing him to perform. Which is by any standard is a wild stretch of the truth, even by "batboy" tabloid ones.

So we now set the record straight to correct the erroneous report from last week and because of this we are probably targets as well in this worldwide conspiracy against Clay. Wait, we can hear the black stealth helicopters hovering nearby! oh my! And to the Claymates that deluged us with their conspiracy theories about the allegations made by Green Beret John Paulus and his reported recanting of those allegations, Paulus contacted us this weekend and told us in part, "I'm the 'Green Beret' who outed Clay Aiken. I have little doubt that the Claymates are inundating you with 'proof' that I've recanted. It's unfortunate that in their desperation, Clay Aiken fans would take a sarcastic retort that I made in response to their ludicrous assertion and construe it as a statement of fact. Again, there was never a legitimate recant made by me nor will there be. I stand by the story as reported by the National Enquirer and as told by me on the Howard Stern Show back in February 2006." We had planned to run a fun letters to the editor story later this week that would include [completely unedited] reprintings of the absolutely wild conspiracy theories Claymates have sent us [One person claimed that Paulus was the concerned citizen mentioned above that contacted the church. Which he must have done between filming pornos with a Clay Aiken impersonator, practicing how to fool lie detector tests, and hacking into blogs belonging to members of Aiken's family. Why Halliburton isn't tied up in this we do not know as they are behind every sinister plot in the universe. That being said, we're pretty sure that Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa are involved. Maybe even the Illuminati and the Trilateral Commission.] We'll probably hold those for a later time and instead run Paulus' statement to us in full so you read it in it's full context. (we'll save the Claymate conspiracies for later. No more please you can "go sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up") Now if you'd like to read the Wichita Eagle report which includes portions of the memo mentioned in this article you can find it - here

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