Lemmy for President
However, if you are sick of the same old career politicians running for office promising "change" when they have spent their public life creating the problems they now say they can mysteriously fix, (even though they didn't when they had the power to do so in their other offices), we have a solution for this primary season. While you can't vote none-of-the-above, you can write-in a candidate, and if you can't in good conscience elect any of the official candidates, you can send a message and write in Lemmy Kilmister.
Let's face it, the only change you'll really get with candidates from either of the major parties this go around is the change you'll have left in your pocket after YOU finish paying for all of their campaign promises. So give 'em all the finger and vote for Lemmy! Imagine that inaugural address for a minute! So we just alienated everyone! Oh well. We couldn't be left out of making asinine political statements (ok, ours was intentionally asinine, so it doesn't fully count). But that's the end of our political statements this political year, back to the music. - more on this story