Miley Still Not Legal

(Hecklerspray) This week saw Miley Cyrus celebrate her 16th birthday in Disneyland. That is to say, all of Disneyland. Miley Cyrus' parents hired out all of Disneyland for Miley, invited thousands of guests and then lit up the Californian dusk with a firework display of epic proportions.

AP reports: "The theme park was closed for the supersized soiree, which included a four-song performance by the teen queen and a fireworks display above Sleeping Beauty Castle and 16 giant inflatable candles. 'Miley is really hard to surprise,' her father Billy Ray Cyrus said at the event."

Anyway, this is probably all a bit premature, because Miley Cyrus doesn't even turn 16 until November 23. Her actual birthday will be marked with a far more intimate affair - we hear Billy Ray Cyrus plans to send a giant nuclear-powered robot into space to punch the sun out for her or something.
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