Gwar Forced To Cancel Tour
Weak-kneed promoters have caused the cancelation of the European leg of Gwar's "Return of the World Maggot" world tour.
The Euro trek, which was scheduled to kick off in January 2012, has been cancelled after several promoters pulled the plug on shows, citing poor ticket sales.
Gwar spokesman Dave Oderus Brockie commented on the tour's cancellation: "Several of the promoters were alarmed by the low ticket sales, and they decided to start pulling the plug on shows. It got to the point where we had lost so many shows that we simply could not afford to do the tour."
Brockie continued: "We are super disappointed that this happened, and we apologize to all of our European fans for cancelling the tour. We did everything we could possibly do to save it, but it just didn't work out. The tickets are fully refundable so make sure you get your money back!"