Wearing headgear and pigtails, will.i.am is only turning down for selfies and texting in this EDM track that has him complaining about all the things that make him go "ew."

Some of those things include duck lips, reclining selfies and big booties. Like Sir Mix-A-Lot, will.i.am thinks silicone parts are made for toys. We should mention, while Fallon plays his teenage character Sara, who is rapping this time around, this Black Eyed Pea, naturally, is playing "mir.i.am." You win, will.i.am, you win.