That's right the boys of bubblegum have found some steep competition from the girls. A month ago a propaganda onslaught began touting the virtues of the latest pedophile pop sensation, Christina Aguilera. Mind you no one had even heard a note of her "Music" yet, but the music press when mad with the hype. It seems to have paid off. Aguilera's debut record has dethroned the Backstreet boys on Billboards charts this week. She sold a reported 252,000 copies of her record this past week, with the help of her single  "Genie in a bottle". 

Record companies have been scouring past episodes of the Mickey Mouse club and singing up the kids they think have sex appeal. Forget about music, this is marketing baby! This is the music industry after all. So while all those preteen girls are crying about their backstreet boys falling from the top, the worlds pedophiles are buying up Aguilera and Britney Spears records left and right. No one is sure if they actually listen to the music, all we know is they love the album photos. 

In related news. Aguilera's chief rival for the hearts of pedophile record buyers Britney Spears has topped a record of her own. Spears album Baby One more time has become the first record by a teen girl to sell over six million copies. She is well ahead of past teen achievers, LeAnn Rimes who sold 5 million copies of her album Blue, Brandy and Tiffany with 4 million albums sold. 

So for you teen girls out there, work on those vocals chords, and dance moves. A record exec could come knocking at your door soon.