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Limp Bizkit To Make Colossal Announcement April 15th


04/01/2008
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(Rikki Dixx) We received an email today that proclaimed "All the ORIGINAL band members of America's most notorious rock band, Limp Bizkit, will make a colossal announcement in Los Angeles on April 15 (location tbd). This will by far be one of the biggest music announcements of the year!!" What makes this curious is that we received an email a couple weeks ago from another band with almost the exact same language, leading us to believe that the two big announcements will be related.

We were able to trackdown a member of Limp Bizkit and this other band for comment, both spoke with us on a condition of anonymity since the one band's management company threatened to sue anyone that divulged their secrets, including band members. We'll refer to the Limp Bizkit member as Bizkit and the member of the other band as Dude.

We first asked them if their colossal announcements were related and had anything to do with a summer tour. Bizkit said, "Yeah, we're really excited and I can't wait until the 15th so I can talk about it in the open." Dude responded, " dude! I died, dude!". We then asked what makes this tour so special from any number of other tours that will be happening this summer. Bizkit responded, "We're really excited to be doing this tour with [other band's name] since they were to music in the 80s what we were in the 90s! We also have a HUGE emo group who's name has something to do with selfishness, love and drugs, that will headline so we can show the kids' of today what nookie rock is all about! What makes this special is we will have band's representing the hottest trends in music for three generations and three decades! It's gonna be off the hook!" Dude simple explained, "dude! I died, dude!". We admitted it's an interesting concept but giving the current status of the band's involved, what makes this one of the most important announcements of the year. Bizkit said, "dude we are the best and people just forgot it. The same with [other band's name]. With this tour we'll be able to remind fifteen hundred to two thousand people a night why they used to love us. We're calling it the 'We're Not Done With You Yet Tour.'" We posed the same question to Dude and he of course responded, "dude! I died, dude!" The interview was disrupted at this point when a lawyer for Dude's management company burst in screaming "I'll sue you, I'll sue you. You are so sued!" - more on this story

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