$haron Top Mum
(hecklerspray) You know when you're trying to find a suitable Mother's Day card - basically a folded piece of paper that somehow makes up for you breaking your Mum's heart by never calling when you say you will?

And you know how a lot of those Mother's Day cards have To The World's Best Mum written in huge pink letters all over the front of them? Well, don't buy the cards that say that, because those cards are covered in lies. Your Mum isn't the best Mum in the world. Sharon Osbourne is the best Mum in the world. How do we know that Sharon Osbourne is the best Mum in the world? Because people who buy stuff from Freemans Catalogue told us, and that's as good as gospel. [yup she's the ideal 21st century mum for those that advocate the breakdown of the family.. see full story for more] - Click here for the Full Story

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