Baby Zsa Zsa?
And if that's not troubling enough ... Von Ahole tells TMZ, ever since he announced his baby plans ... HUNDREDS of women across the planet have contacted him via email -- offering to incubate his zygote in their lady parts.
As we previously reported, 67-year-old Ahole is spending nearly $100,000 to go through the surrogate process -- and he's REALLY fired up about being a dad. more on this story