The finest hour in all of musicdom has come. The political climate is exactly right for such an important, prestigious release, but I can't help but to shed a bitter tear that Michael Jackson didn't live to hear this delightful musical meditation on how easily children can be influenced or forced to do exactly what they are told, by any adult that has authority over them. The first and last songs are theme songs from the HIGH QUALITY, MOST EXCELLENT CHILDREN'S SHOW EVER DEVISED!! Those tracks alone made instant fans out of my entire household! I'm buying 4 new TVs and DVRs so I can record every single powerful, educational moment of what is arguably the best children's programming since SpongeBob Squarepants!
None of the 21 looooooooong songs on this outstanding release are even slightly objectionable, bizarre, or political, and discerning listeners will also no doubt appreciate how non inane and not even slightly repetitive they truly are!
I believe this is a CD detailing a week in the life of a sample child, his identity shielded because he is a minor. I had written a song by song look at his life, but it so much potential to attract lawsuits, that I decided to keep it a secret, as "Nice and Easy" encourages kids to do, keeping quiet about some mysterious secret they share with an adult that REALLY loves them
so trust me on this, you are gonna have to get this CD and listen for yourself!! It is THAT awesome!!
The CD also presents a sympathetic look at the crippling neurological reality for those suffering from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. "Brush, Brush, Brush" is a very exciting song, featuring oddly disconcerting moaning. This is the second track by OCD guy, asserting his right to be VERY CLEAN!!! While the first, "Nice and Clean" invites you into the sad beginnings of his life, showing us how he inherited not only his mom's trend toward cleanliness, but her defective DNA that ensured his fastidiousness as well.
With any luck, our editor will soon finish setting up the website for anyone that wants to donate skin to him, in case he runs out of his own skin to graft on once he finished scrubbing his hands in boiling bleach. Truly this is a diverse CD that will be loved by all! Especially certain underrepresented audiences that I better not mention cuz I'm lawsuit shy!!
