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Celine Infected

05/05/06
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(hecklerspray) The long necked, oval faced Celine Dion ain't doing so well. Sure, by some really low standard her career is probably still alright - that's not what we're talking about.

Celine Dion is sick. And she's dizzy. Plus she just realized her husband looks a little more like a pudgy, balding Phyllis Diller than any man ever should. We doubt you'd fare any better given her circumstances. Anyway, her health's got her feeling low - it's an ear infection of sorts.[hecklerspray make smartass into a true artform.. see full story for more fun] - Click here for the Full Story

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