50
Cent Enters Politics
04-01-05
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(antiMUSIC) In a move some say is calculated
to get his name into the news with no reference to former members of bands
who became Christian, rapper 50 Cent declared his intention to run for
office this fall.
When asked what state he was planning to
run in, he told a packed audience of hanger ons, well wishers and press
that he was going to run under the authority of the United Nations Party,
in the state of Global Villa and to celebrate he was going to slay 666
reindeer in a midnight barbecue for his fans & supporters.
As for his platform, 50 pledged to make
illegal what is legal, and legalize what is illegal.
"Mo' killin, less bacon, lettuce, tomato
sandwiches!" He screamed to celebrating fans, delighting those that assume
that with 50's name on the ballot, finally they'd be better represented.
No plans were announced on when this thrilling
internet election was to be held, or where the new capital site was to
be. Many hope 50 takes over a prison, since under his new regime all prisoners
are to be released. But others applaud 50's brave decision to become Head's
muse, always maintaining a presence with the clairvoyant former member
of a band 50 asked me not to mention in this interview that recently was
named to a position in the federal government.
Alyson Chain reporting for antiMusic.
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