Hip to Be Square- How
Huey Lewis Can Save the World in this Election Year!!!
Disclaimer: the opinions
expressed are those of the author, not necessarily those of antiMUSIC,
or the iconoclast entertainment group
antiMUSIC is pleased to welcome industry insider Jake Brown to give
us his perspective on topics involving the music business. Jake comes to
us with an impressive resume that not only includes heading his own record
label, but also as an established music biographer with several books under
his belt.
Ever want to
go back to a time in life when innocence was something cherished, something
we weren’t impatiently waiting to discard? For those of you reading
this article who are 35 or younger, that meant you grew up in the 1980s,
the greatest pop culture decade in our history! Every musical genre
had a shot at the brass ring in the 1980s, be it rap, pop, dance, heavy
metal, hard rock, alternative, new wave- they all existed on the pop charts
in a happy musical melting pot. Leading the pop pack of weirdoes,
who fused a little bit of new wave with blue collar rock and subtle blues/R&B
overtones was the GOD of unapologetic, cheesy Top 40 pop rock, Huey Lewis
and the News!
Who else could sing “I got my boys in business
suits, I watch them on TV, I’m working out most every day, and watching
what I eat!” and get away with it. Only the Hugh! Huey Lewis’s
greatest album reviews came in the pages of a novel about a yuppie serial
killer, American Psycho, but in a generic pop culture-age of pregnant wife-killers
and manufactured pop stars, his feel-good rhythms are readily reminiscent
of 1950s topical innocence that breathed new life in the corrupt Reagan-era!
A coke-head singing about commitment and clean-living! Beautiful
contradictions having a shameless affair with one another in a ideologically
transparent age of blissful confusion! Money was rolling in, and
Huey Lewis was making an important social statement for our generation!
Huey Lewis was, in a way, a prophet for Generation X, the slackers who
grew up in bliss, with friendship bracelets, dexters shoes and cuffed jeans,
Growing Pains, Michael Milken getting off with 11 months and a half billion
left in his pocket, Rocky IV, an appreciation for both Roth and Hagar simultaneously,
Casey Casem’s Top 40, Knight Rider, Street Hawk, Miami Vice, Sledge Hammer,
and the A Team (all in one week!), and the mother fuckin’ HUGH!
Think about his string of hits- all catchy,
all motivating, all feel-good, all inspirational, all hooky, all cheesy
as hell, you could blare them on the soccer field, on the playground in
middle-school, in the car with dad running Saturday errands, in your neighbor’s
basement making out with your girl, in a John Hughes movie, even in a book
about a yuppie psycho killer! Huey Lewis was endlessly relevant,
and still is when you’re looking for living, breathing innocence in an
era of plastic pop culture! I saw Huey Lewis live twice in the 1980s,
on the “Fore” (in 1986) and “Small World” (in 1988)World Tours, he was
my third concert ever, and I have a vivid aural memory of every song, even
though I was sitting in the nose-bleeds! Huey had a nose-bleed going
on too, but there was still a sea of kids there with their parents, because
Hugh was a good-hearted guy who believed in his feel-good cheese message
of innocence and positivity! Why is that so lost in today’s pop-culture
anthems? Jimmy Eat World gave us a little taste of revival a couple
years ago with “The Middle”, and in 1998, the New Radicals did it with
“You’ve Got the Music in You”, but by and large, our teenagers would rather
see “Kids” than “The Goonies”.
Its time to re-embrace the Hugh, and everything
his (AND OUR) generation once stood for! This campaign Mr. Ed and
John ‘Do Gooder’ Edwards are leading might get us there, to a small degree,
not with their election necessarily, but with their campaign’s re-energizing
of music and pop culture into the political movement in America.
It was for too long dead. So I suppose the real message of this psycho-babble
rant is to be proactive in a positive way, regardless how contradictory
it seems or IS- go out and VOTE this November, whether its for the Chimp
(Bush) or the Horse (Kerry), make a difference! Go volunteer for
a movement you oppose for a day, be informed! Do something good for
a stranger! Say yes to a date with that dork in your high school
who you know is in love with you but afraid to say anything about it, even
if you wouldn’t normally date him in a million years! Parents- let
your kids stay an hour or two at a party, the more you shelter them, the
more out of control they’ll be later on in a negative way! Its time
for us to return to the message Huey Lewis prided himself on- its important
to laugh! Even if its with your enemies, its important to bear good
will to all, even on the off chance that they might see the error in their
ways through you! Music has changed a generation of minds!
But there is no substance in today’s crap, and there was in Huey, as cheesy
it might have seemed- Huey preached love, compassion, pro-action, political
consciousness, social awareness, commitment, positivity, legalization of
drugs, tolerance of all people and cultures, and believe me, he had his
finger on the pulse of his generation! And ours! And yours!
So go out to your used record store tomorrow
and pick up a copy of “Fore” or “Sports”, you’ll be pleasantly surprised
at the enlightenment that awaits you! Or go online and download it
for free, I don’t give a shit, the important thing is that you give the
message a chance to become yours! As Huey said, “It don’t take money,
don’t take fame, don’t take no credit card to ride this train, It's strong
and it's sudden and it's cruel sometimes, But it might just save your life-
That's the power of love!” (LOVE!) Or what about, “And when there's
trouble in my face, I'm a tired runner in the human race, It's so good
to see a familiar face, I never walk alone, I never walk alone” (FRIENDSHIP!).
Or what about “Coming over the airwaves, the man says I'm overdue, Sing
along send some money join the chosen few, Well mister I'm not in a hurry
And I don't want to be like you, And all I want from tomorrow is to get
it better than today. Step by step one by one higher and higher- climbing
Jacob’s Latter!” (HOPE!) Or what about “And a vision of the future
is impossible to see, Nobody's perfect, not even a perfect fool, ain’t
no livin’ in a Perfect World!” (AWARENESS!) Or what about “You pay
your bills the best that you can, But the rising cost sure hurts a family
man, While the rich man gets fat, it's as simple as that!” (REALITY!) Or
could we ever forget “I want a new drug- One that won't make me nervous,
Wondering what to do, One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with
you!” (COMMITMENT!) Or what about “Bus boy, bartender, ladies of
the night, Grease monkey, ex-junky, winner of the fight, Walking on the
streets its really all the same selling souls, rock n' roll, any other
day, I’m takin’ what they’re giving cause I’m working for a living!”
(RESPONSIBILITY!) Or what about “They say the heart of rock and roll
is still beating, And from what I've seen I believe 'em, Now the old boy
may be barely breathing, But the heart of rock and roll is still beating!”
(The Power of MUSIC!) Most of all perhaps, “It's not too hard to
figure out, you see it everyday, And those that were the farthest out,
have gone the other way, You see them on the freeway, It don't look like
a lot of fun, But don't you try to fight it, An idea who's time has come!-
Its Hip to be Square!” (The importance of TRENDS, this song is about fighting
conformity!)
Huey Lewis had number one hits with all
of the aforementioned messages, and as far as I’m concerned, he still has
the right idea, his ideals are more relevant today than ever before!
We’re in a state of pop-cultural emergency, and well, to quote my favorite
author Bret Easton Ellis on the subject of the Hugh, “songs about struggle
and overcoming compromise, fitting reminders of what Huey and the News
represent...Huey Lewis and the News prove that if this really is a small
world, then these guys are the best American band of the 1980s on this
or any other continent!” Isn’t it time to think outside the FOX box
for a change, or the empty coattails of the Donkey party?!! Let’s
start a people’s party, with a populist platform decided by Propositions
in a national referendum, like California does it! One vote, one
voice, where the people have some real power for a change! This is
a dream, and will likely never be a reality with all the special interest
money sliming around the political arena! But you know what, we have
our own arena too, and the music that blares out of it changed a nation
once based on a generation of young people, and music was the catalyst!
Perhaps with a return to some honest roots, rather than those planted in
us by the plastic Machinery I spoke of earlier, we can own our own country
again, instead of corporate interests, on either side of the aisle!
Michael Moore, Barack Obama, Mos Def, Cormega, Mel Gibson, and Russel Simmons
have the right idea, but so does Huey Lewis and a whole new generation
of unsung musical heroes we need to quickly discover, before its too late!
Otherwise, we need to look into the past for quick answers to our present
dilemma... Do you really want someone deciding your future for you who
refers to you as “youngsters?” Rent “The Breakfast Club” for some
real perspective, or go check out www.rockthevote.com, or take my advice
and pick up Huey Lewis and the News’ Greatest Hits collection! It
will give you the clarity you need to see past the bullshit this election
season! Good luck!
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Posted by Bill:
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Posted by Phil:
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Posted by Franks and Beans:
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Posted by Bill:
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Posted by Jim Bob:
Booby is a section of the body, mainly for females and fat men, found between the neck and the stomach
Posted by retard in da house:
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Posted by retard in da house:
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Posted by Sexy ho:
Who is booby?
Posted by retard in da house:
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Posted by retard in da house:
Bob is a gay homo. he likes to look at Huey Lewis naked on the internet while smacking himself in the face several times. he also to do a 3some w/ his dog and his hamster. What a looser!
Posted by Frank:
I LOVE sugar cubes
Posted by Tom:
Sometimes I can get so mad that I beat my wife, but not on purpose. I sometimes get really stressed at work, and when I get home I'll just black out. Then I'll wake up and be standing over her, and she'll be saying, 'no! what is your problem?!' Then I'll wake up in my parent's basement, which is sad because I'm 38, and I realize that I'd never do that because I'm gay.
Posted by jacob:
Personaly, i think Nader and Carry suck. Carry talks about how he won the purple heart, that is just because he was stupid enough to get shot two times. and Nader wanted to legalize a few drugs that are not legal. Bush all the way! HOOYA!!!
Posted by Billy:
Life is so simple it plumb defies most folks, but Huey WAS right! - It IS hip to be square, working hard and eating right ARE really good ideas, You're NEVER the same when you've been under fire; but love is ALWAYS powerful. So, its a really good idea find someone, love them, and stick to them like glue (even if they're NOT perfect); and if it ain't love, it's BETTER to know. - How'd he learn all that stuff?? - And if you want to know what really blows me away is how many people throw rocks(and names)at Huey just for being right. They crack me UP!!
Posted by GREENMUSE:
huey sucking as much as st anger.lith those are some harsh words,harsh indeed
Posted by LithiumBliss:
Many things have sucked and sucked hard, but the sucking of Huey Lewis rivals only St. Anger and MTV. Dude, you really liked Huey Lewis? Your columns have lost all credibility. Jesus Kurt, thanks for reminding me of him, you tool!
Posted by cool guy:
Insert random family guy quote now: "We all miss the news but huey lewis needs time to create."
Posted by GREENMUSE:
man huey lewis is the poster child for 80s cheese.feel good music through and through.on a side note i heard that huey as alot going for him.....below decks so to speak.i cant remember where i heard this.
Posted by Escombo:
Man, you use too much exclamation points.
Posted by Anuj:
Wag the Dog ?
Posted by Mike B:
The 80s rocked! They're due to come back around this decade, like the 50s did in the 70s, the 60s in the 80s... I think our generation was alot more active in world politics in the 80s, with 'We are the World' and movies like 'War Games' and 'Amazing Grace and Chuck', there have been almost NO relevant politically themed movies in the last 10 years other than Michael Moore documentaries, only 'The Contender', and 'Manchurian Candidate', both of which were imaginary scenarios. I don't know who we write about that, certainly not our congressmen??? Hollywood maybe?
Posted by Nadine:
I like Huey Lewis and the News, I lost my virginity to a Huey Lewis record in the back of my boyfriend's Monte Carlo! That has nothing to do with politics I guess, but Huey rules!
Posted by Bob:
This dude's INSANE, but he may have the right idea... I haven't listened to Huey Lewis in years, but I love "Back to the Future", I wonder if that title is an omen for this article's message? Go vote for Nader if you hate Bush or Kerry, its not a wasted vote if you vote!