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antiGUY gives his top 5 list of music stuff. Could be songs, people, a stupid trend... nothing is sacred to antiGUY


This Weeks Top 5
The Top 5 this time is in honor of antiMUSIC’s co-editor John Barre who just celebrated his birthday. I won’t let the cat out of the bag and tell you how old he is, but you might venture a guess after reading this weeks list. 

Top 5 signs your getting old. 

5. You win a radio contest and choose the Yanni tickets over AC/DC.
4. Your favorite rock star has grandchildren
3. You think that a Coal Chamber pollutes the environment.   
2. You start using phrases like “ Back in my day”.  (Sound familiar John?)

and the number one sign that you are getting old is..... 

You think that a Limp Bizkit is something you find on the day old rack at the corner bakery.  
 

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Posted by someone:
another 1 can be when the music gets to be to loud


Posted by Purple Panda:
You remember when Warren G came out.


Posted by Druid:
You're still wondering why they took Happy Days off the air.


Posted by BBB:
Those punks that work at the Tattoo shop are amazed you know who Rob Zombie is...


Posted by Ravin:
You still think that the 80's r soo cool (like me)


Posted by Mikey G.:
Your at a party and ask what kind of music people like and they say and I quote...."I like the oldies,you know AC/DC, OzzY, Guns N Roses." this is a true story actually happened to me last weekend.


Posted by SandMan:
The theme song of your prom is now played on the "Oldies" station.


Posted by The Bloody Antichrist:
The Misfits are too new for you...


Posted by Myke:
i think the #1 sign you're getting old is when you think Nine Inch Nails is the band that indian guy on guiness world records sings for.



Harried Howie
PERRY COMO ROCKS!!!


Harried Howie
When you can fall asleep to AC/DC as easily as you can fall asleep listening to Yanni.


God
When you write 2 albums called "Load" and "Re-Load"


LedRadio
when you have to start stocking up on "oops!i crapped my pants"


Ttops
You can remember when the people even the critics called "cheesy kiddie pop" had actual musical talent.


djdarin
they have reserved seats for golden agers at your concert


djdarin
when you start forgetting everyting and can hide your own easter eggs


Andy@thespookykids.com
When the viens on your leg look like a road map. (My dad's got those. Gross)


brisy
Time Life is selling your prom music in a "golden" collection


yennifer
you know you're old when you beg people to card you


djdarin
when you have more hair in your ears and nose than you do on your head. also when up with people comes and visits you in a nursing home


tmmyjo
when you rember rod stewert when he sang rock


Dirk Diggler's a f a g
guess by my name


this would be jello to all you " cool people out there "
ANARCHY IN THE UK Right ! NOW ! ha ha ha ha ha I am an antichrist I am an anarchist Don't know what I want but I know how to get it I wanna destroy the passer by cos I I wanna BE anarchy ! No dogs body Anarchy for the U.K it's coming sometime and maybe I give a wrong time stop a trafic line your future dream is a shopping scheme cos I I wanna BE anarchy ! In the city How Many ways to get what you want I use the best I use the rest I use the enemy I use anarchy cos I I wanna BE anarchy ! THE ONLY WAY TO BE ! Is this the M.P.L.A Or is this the U.D.A Or is this the I.R.A I thought it was the U.K or just another country another council tenancy I wanna be anarchy ! THE ONLY WAY TO BE ! Is this the M.P.L.A Or is this the U.D.A Or is this the I.R.A I thought it was the U.K or just another country another council tenancy I wanna be an anarchist Oh what a name Get PISSED DESTROY !


JELLO AGAIN*
what the he** is "anti gay " mean u guys all hate gays for no reason un then that there different the you! thats the LAMEST most poasers thing you can do i cant believe you people i hope u all burn in he** fa*s!


Jello
this site su**s it has no punk,or rock at least some sexpistols or buzzcocks no one ever come to this page again it desevers to get shut down email me if u got any "problems" @- - - spook0067@hotmail.com and some here i hope has 2 least wached rotten tv no ur all just following sheep with no real oppenions of ur own thats right just keep fallowing that same gay a** trend you are now!


You will have to excuse Jello his brother was an only child. - antiGUY p.s. We do have the sex pistols here you dumb ass.
who cares?
sounds like my parents!!!!


ashlie
great


Mowgli
A better #1 choice might be: you refuse to listen to commercial radio stations because all of the music sounds the same these days. Oh, and I neither know nor care what a limp bizket might be.


Dirk Diggler
I have a 13 inch diggler.


sidetrack
Anyone who would take yanni OR ac/dc tickets!


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NO man ALIVE will choose the yanni tickets!!!!


SABRINA AND WEBSTER
SOUNDS LIKE OUR PARENT


tk
anti guy you forgot to mention the number one sign your an old f.art. you vote for inductees for the rock hall of fame


sloth
antiGuy is allright...but needs a good kick in th A###!!


homer
ho-hum. what a waste of a post.


Terri
anti guy is right. where do these idiots who disagree with him come from? they must all be mtv trendy morons. get a clue, anti guy rules.


Mike
antiGUY Rocks! Dan Sanches is a puto.


Dan Sanches
antiGUY is an idiot, he's right, but he's an idiot!


viajero2k@yahoo.com
Dude, you are SO RIGHT! Another sign that you are getting old...you're in an eleveator, listening to the so-called "music"...and before you know it, you find yourself tapping yer foot and saying to yourself..."Whoa! This COOKS!"


Smiley
number one sign. you think this stuff is funny.



 

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