Bill O’Really: Joining us on the
factor now to discuss rock n roll and reality TV--our special guest-- the
self proclaimed most notorious rock n roll band in the world; Motley Crue.
Cue tape. Panel – Nikki, Vince
and Mick
Bill O’Really: Where is Mr. Lee
tonight?
Vince: Dude, giving some kids swimming
lessons dude… ha ha ha..
Mick: I don’t know, maybe making
some home movies? Or tying to write some more Trent Rezner songs?
Bill O’Really: So Mr. Sixx what
did you think when you saw Mr. Neal on the “Surreal Life”?
Nikki Sixx: Dude, I died dude!
Bill O’Really: The show was a minor
hit but I have to imagine that it would be more fun just putting the four
of you in a house and rolling the cameras. Would you ever consider that?
Nikki Sixx: Dude, I died dude!
Bill O’Really: Yes, I think we covered
that. This is a no win zone, answer the question.
Vince: Only if we can have Bigmacs
this time dude.
Bill O’Really: You didn’t like the
food they served?
Vince: No way dude, they were all
into that Hollywood healthfood crap dude. I went a week without a Bigmac
and I thought I was gonna die, dude!
Nikki: You didn’t die Dude, I died
dude!
Bill O’Really: So what would a reality
show be like if it was based on the four of you.
Mick: A bigger hell than my last
three relationships.
Vince: Naw man, you would make money
from the show, not get ripped off like with those chicks dude!
Mick: Really?
Vince: Yeah, dude. We need to find
a way to make money. No one seems to buy our records anymore. Hell I’d
even wear women’s underwear and lipstick to make a few bucks cuz I gotta
eat dude.
Bill O’Really: Didn’t you already
do that?
Vince: Oh, yeah. I forgot, dude.
Don't you have catering here, dude?
Bill O’Really: So the three of you
would be into doing a reality show. Do you think Tommy would go for it?
Vince: Ha ha, yeah dude, if we like
put up a boxing ring in the backyard and have Pamela over. Dude, we could
have Don King do a pay-per-view! We’d be rich again dude!
Mick: Oh Jesus, get me out of here!
Bill O’Really: This sounds more
like a special for Fox. When Fame Dies Part 6.
Nikki: Dude I could do that, I already
died, dude!
Bill O’Reilly: Thank you for joining
us. We are out of time. We will see you the next time on the Factor when
our guests Avril Lavigne, Sum41 and Courtney Love debate what it takes
to be a real punk rocker in the 21st Century.
Your
turn. Now that you've wasted valuable minutes of your life that you will
never get back and further lost brain cells by reading this silliness,
what do you think?
Fan
Speak:
Posted by Phil TrillVille:
This made me laugh because I just shows how stupid Bill really is.
@jenny: Bill is Irish....that explains a lot.
@haha: Your ignorant you lazy fu*k. Go slit your throat and die, you little bitcha$$ thunda c*nt. You just hate rap so shut the fu*k up and suck my nutsack.
Posted by nikki syxx:
filth absolute filth, u totally stole my name dude
Posted by David Glen:
You A-Holes don't care about the youth in this country, you only care about the bucks!!!!
Posted by e333j:
By all you people hating him he has already won! Obviously he is right or he wouldn't piss off all you people.
Posted by walt:
Like, dude are you guys totaly stupid? Based on your crap here, yep.
Posted by CAK 6 16 2004:
BILLY O RULES.
Posted by Kim:
Bill o'Reily needs to be fired.Everyone knows he's only on the air because of ratings.Everyone hates him,they know that.He'll play out soon.
Posted by jenny:
is bill german?
Posted by lARRY:
wENDI yOU TOP THAT LIST
Posted by haha:
educated "African American Rap Artist". Now that is an oxymoron. Rap at it's core is about ignorant stereotypes.
Posted by WENDI:
Bill oriely has to be the most ignorant person alive, whom ever follows and agrees with the racist things that comes out of his mouth are as stupid as he is. What gives this man the power to make any decisions about other people? He is so jealous of African American people that all he can do is criticize. If he actually had a conversation with an educated "African American Rap Artist", the people who listen to his show would be amazed at his stupidity.
Posted by RUDY:
I think all together Bill O'Really is a f@$#ing faggot and should be shot in the f@%$ing head.
Posted by Jason:
Man that is some funny Sh*t and bill oriely questioning tipper about censorship is really funny.
Posted by max:
i dont know what i think?
Posted by GREENMUSE:
im happy,i think ill go for a walk.i must use the "i got better"line once a week.i love it so.hey antiguy, why hasnt there been anymore antiguy cartoons?there could be a great one here with little antiguy meeting nikki to discuss what happens when one dies,it could be a fairy tale narrated by ozzy.then again you may not want to make yourself appear to be a one trick pony,like a certain mullet obsessed columnist.
Posted by DeadSun:
Old man :"I'm getting better---" Cleese : "No you're not, you'll be STONE DEAD in a moment!"
Posted by GREENMUSE:
i died once,but i got better.
Posted by DeadSun:
Man, that had me in hysterics! The Ozzy "stuttering" was scripted marvelously. Granted, Ludacris was a little more well spoken than he is in actuality ( heh heh ), but I LOVED the charity organization description! Your Niki Sixx bit rules---its so easy to close your eyes and picture him speaking those words. Absolutely pisser, aG.
Posted by nikki syxx:
but dude i really did die dude
Posted by The Advocate Devil:
Very good :) The Nathan Goldberg position was perfect ... sad, but true.
Posted by Dreamy Rover:
Jesus, I loved it! 'Dude I died Dude! Ha Ha Ha! aG (wiping my tears) you just gave my stomach cramps. Great work! The Ludacris/Ozzy part was the greatest... SHARON!!
Posted by Mr. huh? saying, "My Generation Sucks!":
Also, the Ludacris part was absolutely hysterical.
Posted by Mr. huh? saying, "My Generation Sucks!":
I think that I speak for us all when I say that we needed this.
Posted by TK138:
I liked "Dude, I died dude!"
Posted by Viral Mind:
Funny as hell.It's about time someone bitchslapped bill.
Posted by GREENMUSE:
an antimusic classic for sure.i think the motley crue section was my favorites,especially all the tommy lees things.your too much antiguy,too much
Posted by ArseHoleBass:
Id like to point out that now that "Pop A Cap in yo Ass" has been integrated into our culture, you wont hear to many rappers using it in their songs or interviews. Try Blast yo ass or Pop yo ass next time,cause once old white ppl start using those terms, they drop em
Posted by OJ:
That (BLEEP) (BLEEP)was (BLEEP) funny.
