antiGUY gives his
top 5 list of music stuff. Could be songs, people, a stupid trend... nothing
is sacred to antiGUY
Top
5 Uses for Celine Dion CDs
5. Coasters or Frisbees
4. Torture. Imagine
being stuck in a pitch black room with a Celine Dion CD playing 24 hours
a day. You'd Gladly tell anybody anything they wanted to know to make it
stop.
3. Gifts for People
you despise (90's version of a Christmas Fruit Cake)
2. Piss off your
neighbors - Right before you leave on Vacation put the Cd on Continuous
play, turn your stereo up to 10, place the speaker pointed out an open
window that faces towards that neighbor who called the cops on you for
having a party.
Posted by Umm...:
Another way to use one of her cds is to start playing it when u want you sister or brother to get out of your room. it works every time.
Posted by Umm...:
Ewwwww I hate Celine Dion. Its horriable that my name is celine like hers and everyone says oh like celine dion and it kills me beacause Celine Dion totlally SUCKS SH*T!!! AHHH i hate her. Celine dion should of never come into this world and start singing. I need to change my name. Thanx mom and dad sor my wonderful name
Posted by Mike:
Celine is the most successful and adored artist of our lifetime and for you to sit here and make these idiotic remarks obvioulsy say that you are completely jealous of her fortune. Why don't you email those reasons to the 165,000,000 million people who bought her albums? Moron!
Posted by Ashley:
Well I think you guys waste your time. Im sure Celine is SOOO hurt and she really cares what all you dumb s#$ts think about her. I am sure she just sits and cries in her mansions and and expensive cars and all her money I am sure just depresses her because YOU guys don't like her. Well she did something right now didn't she. Wether YOU like her or not she seems pretty intellegent to have all she has just by SINGING. So grow up!
Posted by speaker of truths:
Celine Dion Needs to be flayed alive and then crucified while being forced to listen to "My Heart will go On". Then the evil shall be cleansed from this world. F@ck her F@uck her stupid sh*itty, contrived music,(that she does not write), and f*uck her and all of you who defended this truly horrid b*itch W*hore.
Posted by aG:
Oh c'mon Celine sucks so freakin' hard... You all need to grow up and be cynical bashers like me.
Posted by Desire:
Mr. huh: We're really not critisizing her as an artist. Or at least I'm not. I just make fun of her because her powerful voice makes my a$$hole pucker.
Posted by angels:
its fun to melt them
Posted by Mr. huh? saying, "My Generation Sucks!":
You all need to get a life. I'm not a Celine Dion fan, but I admit that she has a powerful voice and records music with some actual substance. She doesn't go for some stupid "Oops, I Did it Again" crap. Just because she's not rock, you all need to stop bashing her
Posted by The bringer of death:
Just for what you said
about her i'm going to
kill you next so you
better watch your step
I'll be seeing you.
Mister NiceGuy
I think celine dion (do her initials sound cd on purpose? hahaha) is simply the most over rated cheap fuk ever and her cd's aint worth the plastic they are burnt on. such a wast of precious plastic. the ideal soundtrack for a suicide or gay sex... - Mister Niceguy
monabona
kele you are an old retared lady
kele
celine dion is a WONDERFUL artist, and i love her music, i will never come here again!
Headhunter
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm a bb gun target ummmmmmmm a frisby a torcher thing to commpleatly drive your neighbor nuts
Headhunter
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm a bb gun target ummmmmmmm a frisby a torcher to commpleatly drive your neighbor nuts
The perkulater
#1if your constipated and your try to take a dump,put her cd on and try to sing like her.It' works every time.#2use it as a frisbie.#3Seeing what will happen if you put it on the grill.#4play a prank on a friend, switch a good cd with celine Dion and turn the volume up really high.#5to piss off your parents when just got into a big fight.
Knightmare
Testing pain tolerance
a-not-so-nice-guy
her music is great...if you're a f*cking masochist.
their master
hey, they make nice targets...If you're into guns.....
Ceaser
Celine Dion is one of the best voice in the world! I'm fed up with this stupid website, which say nothing intelligent! Each one has got different tastes.
hobo angle
shuve it up her arse brisy
you can always use it to cut your canadian
bacon pizza
Andy@theSpookyKids.com
Another cool use - Microwave Electrical
Storm
yennifer
shiny pasties
jethro
derek you dirty fvck
lINDA
yeah, she sux, but wha about britney spears,
christina aguilera, mandy moore, jessica simpson and all those other chix?
they also s*ck!!!
Mary-C
Hey celine is pregnant!! Are u happy??
Hell yeah!! we all love Celine!!1
Derek Stewert
I masturb@te to her picture every night
timmjo
trade for tori amos stuff
the soul assasin
I THINK CELION DION FINGERS EVEYDAY
Adam
use it as a blade to sever celine's vocal
cords.
#1 celine fan
you are sooo wrong, celine dio has the
BEST voice in the world. Anyone who busts on celine dosn't know what they
are talking about!!!!!!
Danni
Celine dion is da bomb
linn
i hate celine dion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Newdreamer
What about Britney Spears? She's worse
than Celine. Uhh, I would have Celine listen to her CD for the rest of
time.
Ho Hater
What about uses for a Mariah Carey CD?
This b*tch is even worse than Celine!
@#%!*&
she suks
Psychogirl
I think that he has very good ideas for
Celine Dion cd's!!!!!
mike
They could be thrown as ninja stars, but
then again listening to one would be just as painful.
Warner
Probably a Celine Dion fan.
The Dude
"so way right", who talks like that?
sabrina
I THINK YOU ARE SO WAY RIGHT
jen
i agree with him all the way
C
I think they weren't very good you need
to get a poll to help you out and you need to get
a name antiGUY
tyler johnson
anti guy is a bad ass, do one about limp
bizkit, i want to know how the hell they got higher than SUBLIME?
Swift
Something to $hit on
God
You turn them sideways then shove it up
her you know what that way she looks like she has a normal waist because
she is so ugly for being so skinny.
God
You turn them sideways then shove it up
her you know what that way she looks like she has a normal waist because
she is so ugly for being so skinny.
KrAyZe KlOwN
put them in the microwave to make pretty
sparks
Bruce
Right on bout time some one stated how
annoying that chic is
phantom
you can also use them for target practice
at a skeet range.
TyeDye
Her music is so bad it even makes her
puke
katie
he's absolutely right
Draven
1.Charcoal 2.Something to test your new
hammer on 3.Something to test the durability of your tires on your car
by running over it many,many,many,many times 4.A Chinese Death Star-just
cut it a few times and you have a dangerous jagged weapon 5.An orderve
(no clue how thats spelled)for people you dont like
