antiGUY gives his
top 5 list of music stuff. Could be songs, people, a stupid trend... nothing
is sacred to antiGUY
This
Months Top 5
Rap is becoming more and more popular
everyday, and I still don't get it. I seems to be a short cut to talent
to me.
It was a novelty when it started out, but
now people have built million dollar careers with the equivalent of reciting
"Mary had a little ho" to a drum machine. For the Top 5 this month I take
a look at the world of Rap and what it appears to take to make it "big".
All the old rules of the music biz are out the window, so if you aren't
a real musician and want a career, you might give the following a try.
Top
5 ways to become a rap star.
5) Learn how to rhyme or you can end everything
in "Yo". Either will work. (Tip: Yo does rhyme with ho)
4) Make an enemy out of a well known rapper.
They will dis you in their raps and give you instant notoriety
3) Steal from the best. Find a killer classic
rock song, sample it and rap stupid lyrics over it. As long as people recognize
the original song, you got a hit.
2) Gather a group of hangers on, call them
an entourage, posse or bodyguards. Then "chill out" at night clubs and
wait for one of them to pull a gun on somebody for a real or imagined slight.
Free Press baby!
And
the Number one way to become a rap star.
Get arrested for doing something really
stupid.
Your
turn, what do you think?
Fan
Speak:
Posted by K Dawg:
Yo check this out, Ya momma is a hoe she got shot the stoe she tried to bye a little jimmy for ya daddy and his brotha timmy. You ****in faggets you silly rabits Dicks aren't for kids
Posted by massacre:
I Got something better! the top 5 reasons why Rap is Crap and Hip Hop sucks a dik like a loly pop.1.it sucks. 2 no talent! 3 it's the same beat! 4 they make a song cover of a rock band and they just F_ UP THE LYRIC WITH THERE STUPID GAY RAP. WHTAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THAT! AND 5 they make those sounds with the mouths you like pr pr wika wika or something and are gonna look at you and think ok what the hell was that all about! rap suks and so do all of you, except the rap haters!
Posted by tori'elo:
get a life
Posted by eddy:
get you a life man
Posted by N.J:
think of tight raps get beats from instrumental cd's and combine your raps with beats that are in style
Posted by kebo:
hay whatsup
Posted by kebo:
hay
Posted by Assmunch:
Man you guys are losers? Honestly, you think you're going to become rapstars? Get a life aye, got get yourselves jobs, go earn yourselves some money they real way.
Posted by Lil' joey:
lil kids should rap because they like to listen to 50 cent and other rappers
Posted by Lil' joey:
lil kids should rap becausethey like to listen to 50 cent and other rappers
Posted by sean:
nme sucks nuts
Posted by §lickSta:
for everyone that just wanna be a dope rappah..1)realize if u spit it u should also get it an not be a crappah..2)and when U flo, let everyone know that it's different then anyone's heard b4 but as well make it good so the peeps just wanna hear mo.3)dont go wit the beat..yet take da beat one step higher ..it'll leave u up from yo seat...4)neva spit shi*t slow..cuz u neva know how 2 be true ..untill in dis rap game u grow..neva take life slow..and make sure everyone love yo flo..
5)the step im at now just wait to take da dive into dis rap bee hive lookin fo 2 other peeps like me to make dis rap game survive...im outtie..catch me at powell_kyle@hotmail.com
(note)*for serious people only....no time fo games..write me and leave me yo names..
Posted by Shvaz:
Get Studio time and reord some demos, then release to anyone who cares!
Posted by aiconz of def crew:
yeah nigga, dis iz aiconz tryin nu holla at ya . if u think yo's a rapper, u gat 2 ride with da real gansta's in the hood cus they gon put yu through. halla at me with this e.mail address. aiconz_2rue@yahoo.com
Posted by BEEZY:
GOOD I SEE LOVE IT BUT I WANT TO BE A GOOD RAPER
Posted by 2PAC:
THE HATE U GAVE LIL INFANTS F@#$ EVERYONE
Posted by NME:
Yo man u don't no SH!T 'bout becoming a rap star. wat u think EMINEM, 2 PAC etc got into rap world with u'r methods? man i think u'r 5 steps suck. ye sure 50 CENT & JA-RULE r enemies but they wern't from start m8. And wat about Vanilla ice, NWA , Coolio? hu? well they came in, and got the job easily.I wanna be a RAP STAR one day but not with these methods i tell ya.
PEACE OUT! WESTSIDE PPL
Posted by butterflyz:
I half agree with what you wrote. I think that Rap at its roots is great music. However when the huge record corporations get their hands on a good thing of course it will become homoginized and lifeless. Gimme some Public Enemy any day, or the Roots or Mos Def or Common. These rap artists do not fall under the definition you posted.
I blame the record companies for trying to make a buck for selling a stereotype, and those that buy the hype should stop being zombies and educate themselves instead of being brainwashed by sony, time warner, and clear channel
Posted by kk:
all i think is that u should ryme when u rap i'm just a 10 year old kid going on 11.i heard that my rymes were hott!!!
Posted by Bbay Girl asset:
Speak your mind and let it rhyme, if you got some talent and no fear, pull up a chair ill lend you my ear. For the rest, they want simply the best, the coolest cutest dude in the neighbourhood, whos too big for his boots, i bet ye he's got a small shoot in the hoop he he
Posted by Jonny From Belfast:
Get yo' negro rhymes out my white face
You don't try to mess with the master race
I'm gonna use rap to bring back slavery
Then I'll shave your 'fro in my shavery
I bust Aryan rhymes from the phrase to the letter
'Cuz anything blacks can do, whites can do better
Posted by The Original Pranksta:
You Kids Are F@%ked Up
Posted by mc Double zero 00:
we are looking for a female singer and one more rapper to become part of the criminal crew. If you think you are good enough weal work on the album free recording is given? so contact the bpm studios phantombeats@ntlworld.com
Posted by mc Double zero 00 :
this goes out to rappers with tallent zero is building an empire so if you desire making something of your-selves then stop degrading yourselves by spiting lyrics over net and meet mc zero for real proove yourselves and you could be rapping in london and maybe some free recording theres only gonna be three mc's so if your interrested contact zero at phantombeats@ntlworld.com good luck and keep it real!!!
Posted by Dro:
Ight, check dis out.......Yall try 2 act like you dont feel me, but i kno that you hearin it/ I leave you scared like a teenage gurl, who's late on her period.... Pass me a bat, and i knock this one out tha park like mark McGuire/ but pass me a blunt and i smoke more trees than forest fires... Im not rule, turn yo back and im clappin ya / you couldnt spit hot sh*t with diareha in Africa..Holla at me Drow28@aol.com "Yall gunna learn tha name EQATE"
Posted by KJ:
the names kj i rhyeme krazay i flow so fast i make yo mama have a bay bay i'm hot i'm hot u cant stop my shiot so if u wants 2 contact my hit me on aim my screen name iys kjstylez2k now yall kno i'm krazay peace
Posted by kray -Z:
Rap is my life it is a way of expressing ur self, 4 da people who cant afford phsyciatrists
Posted by BFG:
I think this web-site and the guys who made it are dickheads who cant make it themselfs i mean u dont know nuthin u anit gone and done stuff that makes people scream and your mum dont count rap stars are here to stay not rock bands there leavin
Posted by k-dogg:
its the truth
Posted by Spike:
Rap sucks and we shouldn't sing it because it makes people think different about other people, and it could be racist to many people.
Posted by Btnhlover1@aol.com:
i think this is reallyt true but i love rapers they are hot and rap well!
Posted by Link:
Cuss In your Rap (it attracts ladies).
Posted by Mc:
anybody interested in me send me a email at tom-n-jeremi@fsmail.net
Posted by Mc:
anybody interested in me send me a email at tom-n-jeremi@fsmail.net
Posted by Mc:
i live in scotland and are 13 years old but alot of people say i have great talent but do you think i could become a rapper and if so how do i do it because there isn't any rap studios to make a demo cd.
Posted by Heineken Toker:
You're really stupd to think rap is a short cut to talent. If you think rap takes little talent then I challenge you to lay down some lyrics to a beat so we can all laugh when you're done. I love arragont ignorant a$$holes like you that think just anyone can rap. Ya sit there and talk $hit all day long but when someone tells you to prove your point by rapping, you come up with some dumb nursery rhyme comeback and try to mock rap by saying something stupid like "yo yo my name is mike and you're a dyke". Try actually doing something and flowing to a beat on the level of Eminem or 50 cent. Until you can flow to a beat as uncanny as they can, then you can shove you're ignorant racist bigtory bull$hit right up your a$$.
Posted by MONEY$MIKE:
yo; my name is money mike, i never lost a fight, not even with a dike,she slap me a few times, but that was the end of the fight,your right i f#ck her all night, she was complaining, (saying ewww thats nice) i called her last night, she wanted my dick in her ass, ( i said f#ck her in the a$$, f#ck her in the a$$, f#ck her in the a$$, got to put it in her a$$, screamed all night) she wanted to have kids, wasn't ready, can't have that f#ck, wanted to cum, in her c#nt, smoke my weed, for that greed, she doesnt have the money, for that kind of weed, so she went to get a job, for hore money, nobody payed her, barely took her, they herd my song, that i,( f#ck her in the a$$, f#ck her in the a$$,f#ck her in the a$$, screamed all night)pussy is my game, that c#nt is a shame, nevered payed me back, took her out back, shot her 9 times, in the hart, last thing she said was a f#cking fart, i guess she got f#cked to many times, by MoNey mike, thats my life, with a lesbian fright, theres to many times that you can( f#ck her in the a$$, f#ck her in the a$$, f#ck her in the a$$,make her scream all night.
Posted by JDX:
YOU NEED AH SHRINK
Posted by dayday:
i think this whole website is a whole load of crap i really wanna rap but not through this booty
Posted by Jerome Rap name Low-key:
i already know how to rap im really good. i just need to be hired i can go tripple platnum thats how hard i am. so if your interested give me a call at (440)240-9009. are e-mail me at Lowkeih187@yahoo.com
Posted by (440) 240-9009:
i already know how to rap im really good i just need to be hired so call me at the number above
Posted by steelproof:
all people in da ghetto
respect for you all
but one day we gotta let it all go
Posted by white t:
yo im a 78 year old white ddude n i got rymes that will kill yash all watch me in the stores s 1 2004 my stuff is hot im comin ur nieghood soon
Posted by macca:
yo biches ill make ya all have stiches cause my names macca macca the f*cking baddest rapper keep away from rock & pop cause that sh*t needs to stop before ill make that ass drop
piece
Posted by macca:
yo bitches ill make ya all have stiches cause my macca the f*cking baddest rapper
Posted by TRE:
this is sh%t rap is more hardcore than your mum so leave it the f*ck alone punk before i bust a cap in YO ass!!!!
Posted by antiROCKLOSER:
your a f*cking dumb*ss, its just as easy to become some lame one hit not-so-wonder throw away rock/pop band. Just like you know of all the cool bands, well so do I, and they dont have record deals to prove it. allright you f*cking pathetic square with long hair, theres one fo ya ho........corporate pup. now go right some more hate. ONE.
Posted by Glamour:
I think i have hella skills to become a rapper. I have a few cousins that have come out with a few C.D's i get in on their studio time and freestyle i am just looking for more words to use in my reps. E-mail me with info lil_wrestla@yahoo.com
Posted by lil A:
I HAVE THE SKILLS TO BECAME A RAPPER LIKE YOU [BETTER NOT MESS WITH ME OR I KICK YOU AND YOUR NEE]I WOULD NOT CARE WHAT LABEL I GET ON .11F I WRITE MY OWN SONGS.
Posted by Spanky:
hey dawgs i am better than all ya i am 12/f and white take that fags i want to become a rapper so bad i have been trying to get a hold of shadyaftermath so if any of yall now how please please tell me i am begging you send it to me atTomboyRosie@hotmail.com please i dream about it talk about i want to become a rapper realy realy bad and beable to sing with missi eliot
Posted by lil nay a.k.a lil nate dogg:
man yall trippin talkin bout yall can rap man your not gettin any peeps to notice u caus u probably aint good..see if u was good like me u would be tryin hard as u can to become a rap star and u would rap at school wit yo click and get good responses from ppl at school like me and to be str8 up and honest wit ya i work on becoming rap artist literally all day i write music i make it and i sing it.. man i even freestyle when at the dinner table..and if u do this like me and work hard to achive your dream to become a rap star then u will soon or a later become some sort of famous.. and all my peeps out there when u rap be real,say whats true dont say u bust caps in people's a$$es unless u do, ya dig what im sayin..but if any of yall got conections holla at me write back,email me at thugin2end15@cs.com if u want me to send my lyrics to my songs or a cd. well ima bounce and leave yall to a freestyle to nod yall head..ohh and im 15 and im wht. well here it go ok ok look its lil nay and im at this site to say what i gots ta say to, to tell yall peeps to work hard every day,caus when lil nay rocks the this site their aint no dout about it that my flows caus an earthquake or power outtage,and make yall go out an change tha way u are change how u act to become a rap star.but im tellin u be yo self and be real,make small show and juss chill,chill wit yo homies and get to rightin them songs,write what u feel even if it is fine girls wit songs.well i gots get goin,gots ta do my thang u kno make music and work on my game and leave yall peeps that like to rap,alot of gratitude man im in antiMUSIc.com -the music site wit attitude! peace yall holla back atcha boy lilnay a.k.a lil nate dogg my email add. is thugin2end15@msn.com and rememmber u can be any race or age to rap always kno that im 15 and wht. lates yall.
Posted by LiL DA:
I am 9and could rap but me and my stable don't get noticed
Posted by lil DA:
go to a club shoot it up and wait for the cops and say you did it
Posted by lil DA:
go to a club shoot it up and wait for the cops and say you did it
Posted by HardRockinWoman:
It takes real talent to make REAL music. It takes COMMON STREET TRASH to make rap and hip-hop! It's no lie! Look at the "artists" today. No talent, just lucky street trash, who have stupid fools that enable them to have wealth that they do not deserve (by buying their sh*t called "music". I am so glad I am too good to listen to that sh*t! Yes, that's right! TOO GOOD! So what! Now all you "street trash" lovers let me have it with your stupidity! I am also too good to read your half-witted replies that only contain cuss words and stupid names, so don't even waste my time! At least go learn to read and write proper english first. Then I might waste some of my time to read your bullsh*t! Ooh, I really am a BITCH, huh? Too bad!
Posted by 2puffznpazz:
yoo 4 real rick if u fat i gotta lil rap 4 ya that i came up wit in 2 min!! yo yo ready 4 diz! yo i mean diz man can cause an earthquake 4 real his favorite part of the day is his lunch break!so hurry hurry some 1 bake him a cupcake or may b make him a cookie diz man be so sadd he sitz around all day daydreamin bout nookie(hott)more cushion 4 da pushin rite? dat only if u eva get to da pushin ight!! 4 real wen i go to the gym i see ur fat self on da stairmaster ur only on level 2 man go a lil faster!! it dont take a genius to figure out u were fed well some 1 should tie ur fat self to a treadmill(hott) so den may b u can looze a lil ! 4 real wen i see diz man at the store he be buyin up da whole asile it prolly take him 2 hour just 2 run a whole mile!!! (hott) man diz wac they aint even lettin me curse in ma rapz well den dis is da edited version lol !!
Posted by 2puffznpazz:
yo yo yo i mean 4 real look at dis man rick he dissin on rap!! yo rick 4 real u musta gotta ballz ta be dissin on rap but u musta noda gotta dick!!
Posted by Rick:
Yeah, and just about everyone else who has posted something here, it would make the entire world a better place if you just jumped off some bridges.
Posted by Rick:
YEAH HE'S SUCH A RAP HATER HE THINKS HES COOL BUT HES NOT HES JUST JEALOUS WORD UP IN THE HIZOUZE HE CRIES EVERY NIGHT CUZ HE CANT RAP LIKE A PLAYA BIZNITCH
haha, 3scobAR, please do us all a favor and go jump off a bridge. KTHXBYE
Posted by 3scobAr:
whoever listed 5 ways t become a rap artist needs to wake up and realize that its not rap he hates its the fact that he cant do it he just wants to act like he can so he can critisize instead of havin tears in his eyes cause he cant rhymes . its a talent buddy not somtin easy just somthin u ll nver have and ur jelous u dont have it so shut ur mouth and dont talk sh*t wanksta u f*ckin critic ur a waste of life cuase u cant open ur eyes and see what its all about.
Posted by Da don dadah:
rap is a way to get feelings out not a way to critisize and hate its not bad its what people want to think of it as but all in all is not a bad things its a good thing and i write lyrics everyday and its not easy and its not that simple to become a rap start its my dream and i have no clue how to get into it so if thats what u think then ur dumber than a rock.
Posted by vine-addict-chick:
Indeed, antiGUY.
Posted by LiL A.P:
I'm 11 years old and I want to learn how to become a rap singer.. I know how to ryhme my words and sentences and phrases.. I can make tapes from music I make up on the back of an old cd... I want to do it the right way not like you said although some of your advice was cool..
I look up to Nelly.. He is my favorite rap artist and I hope that someday in the future we can sing a rap song together.. That would be like my dream come true..
I'm a 11 year old puerto rican who can rap.. I just want to learn how to go about doing it.. Thanks for your pointers..
Posted by lucky:
antiMUSIC YOU IN TROUBLE FOR LETTING THE WORD NIG@%# BE POSTED ON THIS SITE AND OTHER WORD OF NONE THINKING PEOPLE...
Posted by lucky:
Wrong! right!..... I feel in order to get "Known" is to rap about real life situations you incountered in yo! life. The word "yo" is for you and yo is old school so that word gets a lot of respect in the rap world.I do feel so new rap artist do beef (Biggie smalls R.I.P)to get known in the rap world.. P.S hate is a sin.
Posted by Razz'eL:
It not all about saying yo, sampling some wack ass rock song its about being poetic its not about race, the rap you must have heard was prob cash money fagget airs, and your probably white and up tight and don't take tyme to chill, im not raciest its just chill out smoke a blunt buy a prostitue and quit diising rap
Posted by Unknown:
Ya'll need to calm down. What the world needs is less hate. Most of the rap record labels are slowing understanding that. For Example, Death Row Records changed their name to Tha Row, Scarface changed it to face. They want a positive impact on the younger veiwers. And also, rap is a talent. You try to rap and become big then tell me if it is easy or not. Prejudism and Racism is the what is bringing the world down. And if you enraged with all that hate, then write a song. Take Care.
Posted by master flex:
sex
Posted by For Method....:
I'm intellectually inferior, so I'll stear clear a ya, cuz im a nig ga wit a dumb mind, tryin ta steal from everyone dat i find, cuz im too lazy to get a real job or career, im on da porch wit a 40 a beer, a beat my woman, an call myslef a thug, even though my heads f|_|cked up from da E, weed, an otha drugs, guess i shoulda stuck wit da guitar lessons when i was kid, cuz this rappin game is stinkin like my crib, an now im cappin the gang membaz in da hood, they gonna lock me up but sh|t its all good, cuz thats were i need to be ta keep my nigga a$$ off da streets, so i don't make these lame ass rymes to sythisized beats.....you know what synthasized means methodz? you dumb f|_|cking Nig ger.
Posted by Craker Killa:
I'd like to submit a formal apollogy to BURN. I am sorry, am just a stupid inferior nigger, and I shall do your bidding from now one, because I was, am, and always will be a slave for my white masters.
Posted by kkk666:
BRING BACK THE KKK, AND LYNCH ALL THE STUPID DUMBASS NI99ERS!
Posted by kkk666:
Thug girl, you are probably white, you just think its cool to be a ni99er, but its not, all ni99ers must fukking hang!
Posted by nobody calls me somethin, but i like the nick name, em's chic..lol:
Umm, talk to a person who has a way to get for u to become one!
Posted by Big Pete:
Listen aight i can rap really good and you dont need to get arrested or pull out a gun on someone to be kool or even become a rap star cuz accidents happen and you dont wanna take someones life to improve your status now do you???
Posted by Daphney:
What the hell are you talking about, like you have any idea how hard it is to produce rap music today!!!!
Posted by Thug gurl:
Yo Yo dis is for pu$$y a$$ burn yous a stupid a$$ white boy
Posted by Charles:
Rap is so great and artistic that I think they need to enforce the copyright laws more rigidly, y'know, like put the "copyright" sign (little "c" in a circle) next to every rap song title, so we know it is really (c)rap.
Posted by skiddels:
man im called skiddels because they say i rap like eminem i got my rymes down, but i dont know how to recored my own songs with music and my voice in it how can i make my own cd??
Posted by boo dog:
thelonelydog@aol.com in detroit 48204
Posted by boo doggy dog:
death row or ruffryders second rap name stars whif a R ANY BODY
Posted by boo doggy dog:
you will see me soon you won't even know it. i got two rap names you only know one soon i be in there won't never look back what i had to go thew.don't take my name or i had to show you .you don't need your boyz because i'm just a lonely dog in the fall.don't got that many friends.i'm cool whif anybody long as you don't get in my way i get some of my from 2pac by listing .but i don't copy.what
Posted by Methodz:
It protects-us like Trojan but the one you’re unrollin I poked a hole-in now its broken// Cause ya flowin seems frozen or chokin’ and even in slow motion I’m smokin’// My style’s open and growin like the pull of the ocean// Got ya overdosin’ on my verbal chosen commotion// You wanna say you can do that punk!!! step up
Posted by frosty:
well its pretty good but in my songs i usualy say that i'm athug
Posted by speedbump:
icanrap
Posted by cracker killa:
i think burn needs a little thrashing, i'll f###ing slice your throat with your garbage guitar strings, and stick them metallic cds up that loose a$$ of yours!
Posted by burn :
heres a rap why black comics always go up on stage to make fun of whites because those stupid monkeys think its all right why when they kill they say its because they had a rough life but that still doesnt explain they had to kill there grandmother with a knife peace yo
Posted by burn :
heres a rap
Posted by burn :
heres a rap
Posted by burn:
rap is all about teaching black kids to make fun of white people for ex. how they speak walk and look and they also teach white kids to make fun of whites its the same idea to become one with the stupid culture dumb niggers
Posted by Jonny Pawnee:
anti guy anti guy, sounds kinda bi, must like dudes with an unzipped fly, my skin is white, my flows hella tight, i had your little sister just the other night.
Posted by Flipshu:
Im a rapper. Rap and Hiphop is my life,and thats sum funny sh*t.I produce with Timbaland, Jay-Z to name a few,and I have to say that tho alot of what you saying is true, its NOT true that it doesnt take talent to rap. Learning "how to rhyme" doesnt usually get you a hit. one -flipshu
Posted by D:
I respect any one that plays an instrument. Rap sounds the same nowdays, videos are all the same. Its is not music. Hanson rules compared to rappers, it is a bad influence on kids.
Rexx
total fool that name suits you. think
about it I wnt to your worthless site and that page has had what 40 hits?
I'm sure this page has had over 100,000 at least. This has been up forever.
Maybe because Rap is so easy to do that is why you came to similar conclusions.
Literate
Though I believe in freedom of expression,
I think it sure is coincidental that each person here that has responded
favorably to rap music cannot construct a single sentence in english. Why
is that? I'm not against rap, just curious. What I mean is how can you
be taken seriously when you can't get a point across in an intelligent
fashion. I'm sure to get a lot of swearing responses which just makes those
people look stupid that they can't think of anything better to say. Oh
well...
Big Daddy Chaddy
to be a rap star you gotta do something
that nobody else has done.
big worm
Sup playa. u are completely right man
i cant aggree more ...keep up the good advice
Lucy Taylor
i think you are a stupid *sshole. everyone
don't feel the way you do about rap. Rap do have some meaning behind it
lyrics unlike rock and roll all they do is scream.
now
that is one of the most ignorant comments out of a lot of ignorant comments
made here that I have read.
total fool
i respect rap music
total fool
i swear i DID NOT COPY this site!
a total fool
i think it is well coincidential that
i had also made a page in my website with the same topic , only mine is
a tiny bit differenert, u could reach my site with www.geocities.com/dafreak_01
then clik on on freestyling/mcing excellnt
rap hater
whoever EXcursion is.....well, i think
he/she must have a third grade education at most.....talk about sounding
stupid....check out how many errors are in that statement.......idiot....
tete
look this is what i have to say i wont
to become a rapstar i dont care who i get with.
EXcursion
your an bigot and have a tunnel vision
on this subject you really make yourself sound stupid its like you want
to be funny but your not and thats not to good little guy so get your info
straight
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