antiMUSIC - Top 5 cheesiest songs

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This Months Top 5

Top 5 cheesiest songs

Last month we looked at the Top 5 cheesiest band names. We soon discovered there are a lot more than just 5 as the readers contibuted a ton of band names that I simply overlooked or didn't think of when coming up with that list. This time I thought it would be fun to continue that theme and look at the cheesiest songs. I know that this list could easily be the Top 100 cheesiest songs of all time, but I'll stick to five and let you guys fill in the rest. I decided to concentrate on some of the more recent songs, but a few slipped in from years past. Are you ready? Here are my top 5.

5. Thong Song - Sisqo
4. I'm too Sexy - Right Said Fred
3. Ache Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
2. Who Let the Dogs Out - Baha Men

And the number one cheesiest song(at least to me)

Cherry Pie by Warrant

Your turn, what do you think? What are some of the cheesiest songs?

Fan Speak:

Posted by Crypt:
There are a lot of cheese out there. But RIP is right "Hey Mickey" is the cheesiest by far!!!

Posted by stara:
peter andre mysterious girl....

Posted by **** U:
**** ME BITCHEs

Posted by loser guy:
will some body please be my friend, my number is 07788735645, no one likes me

Posted by Weird man number 2:
WHAT EVER

Posted by Weird man number 1:
STOP YELLING AT ME

Posted by Weird man number 2:
me 2

Posted by Weird man number 1:
never the 10th

Posted by Weird man number 2:
oh yeah when was you born

Posted by Weird man number 1:
dont high me you ****er, you stole my name

Posted by Weird man number 2:
hi weird man number 1

Posted by Weird man number 1:
hi

Posted by steve:
hi my name is steve

Posted by tony:
my name is tony

Posted by Ass licker:
hey every body i lick ass for a living,

Posted by Dr dre:
Hello, you may not know me, my name is dr dre i am a famous rapper. I have recently realised the inapropriateness of my lyrics. I have been so bad. i am so sorry.

Posted by Suger21:
I think that the no 1 cheesy song is the cheecky girls THEY R CRAP

Posted by barbie girl:
what actually beats tht

Posted by dizzydude:
cherry pie kicks ass loser

Posted by SF;:
hey nirvana hater you suck nirvan is awesome rock on to nirvana.nirvana hater you can kiss my ass

Posted by nirvana LOVER:
hey nirvana hater you suck nirvan is awesome rock on to nirvana.nirvana hater you can kiss my ass

Posted by rap hater 2:
hey illuzin rock is man you suck dick

Posted by wha:
cherry pie is a awesome dickhead go suck balls

Posted by averageamerican:
i think you all need some happy pills

Posted by juju:
chesney hawkes - i am the one and only, bonjovi - livin on a prayer. they're quite cheesy enough - no need for another three :P Xx

Posted by thebluedeanie:
1: Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - Timmy Mallet 2: Time Warp - Damian 3: YMCA- Village People 4: The Lion Sleeps Tonight - Paul Simom 5: Barbie Girl - Aqua ????????????????????

Posted by WHO GIVES A $H!T:
well i have read some of the comments on here and i think that some people have a problem w/ the music. lemme ask you one thing...do you even no why they wrote it? do you know what its about? do you have any idea what it means? well you probably dont and cant relate to the song...so all i have to say is that you are all lame a$$es who cant relate to your music...and for all you rappers out there of course you cant relate cos none of you are "pimps" or "juggalos" cos you dont even no how to be one, you all suck and i have one last thing to say...respect the fuking music other ppl like cos it might not be your style of music and you may hate it but if they sure as hell dont than its nothing big cos ITS NOT FUKING BOTHERING YOU!! just dont associate with them if it buggs you so much of what they listen to..goddamnit! you are all stupid and have nothing in better to do than complain about other people's music...if you dont like it keep it to yourself cos you might just get your a$$ kicked because of something YOU like...so chill the fuk out!

Posted by Rap hater:
FCUK ALL YOU RAP PUSSIES!!! RAP SUCKS!!! no one wants to hear about how big ur wife's a$$ is or how stoned u got last weekend...or how much money u have cos ur all fcuking fake...none of u rappers make enough to even buy urselves decent clothes. u only rent the "b!tche$" and the "pimp" suits for those stupid videos. so fcuk u stupid pussies...at least rock music has sumthing to say, about the stupid government that corupts ur minds or how much ur music sucks! so FCUK YOU THATS WHY! ANYTHING THAT IS EITHER RAP OR HIP HOP SUCKS!!!

Posted by Lisa:
the cheesiest song ever is "step by step" by New Kids on the Block

Posted by heytimmyba:
Cheesiest song ever: "We Built this City on Rock n' Roll" by Starship

Posted by Beth:
What about that song that goes something like "no more I love yous. No more something something..." and it starts off all "shubba dubba dup dup dup. Woooaaa!" SO ANNOYING. And any country music. I don't care about how you lost your dog, truck, wife, sister... sheep. Ew...

Posted by ILLUZIN:
The whole industry is the radios bitch ya'll need to get some realmusic n stick tothe underground, phuck 50, d12,eminem, g unit, all them bitch made rappers, plus ALL ROCK MUSIC SUX NUTZ

Posted by illuzin:
I know that eminem is the biggest pussyass rapper. his candyass needs to just phuck off n die JUGGALOS 4 LIFE!!!

Posted by Get it right:
Why do people assume they know the correct name or artist of a particular song? To ANARCHY down below, he said he hates the song PYROMANIC, which another reader stated does not exist, and his only other song mentioned what sunglasses at night.. by COREY HART, NOT John Waite. If you're not sure who sang a song, go to amazon, DONT type it in google where you'll probably get yet another person's list who doesn't know what they're talking about.

Posted by dave valentine:
how about the lion sleeps tonight the worst song of all time

Posted by GOD:
This is supposed to be about CHEESY songs not whats good music and bad music. can ne1 tell me what music is meant 4?...ENTER-F**KING-TAINMENT WHO CARES WHAT A SONG IS ABOUT AS LONG AS IT SOUNDS GOOD TO SUM1!?ty p.s. stop gay bashing jesus f**king christ

Posted by t3hy5n:
any britney spears song and back streeat boys cuz there all gay lovers who were spankies.

Posted by avril lavignes biggest fan 4ever:
i think every singer in the worlds song suck as$ except for avril lavigne cuz she is the best ever . i am her # 1 fan ever

Posted by ?:
hillary duff come clen cuz it sux

Posted by p3n15br34th:
welll.... id have to say the cheesiest song would be anything by any band from the dawn of time... anyone that plays music should be shot.. what purpose does music serve? does it put bread on the table? money in the bank? does it feed homeless? no... unless you are the prick that makes the music and gets all the profit.. or even if you are the people that call themselves record labels.. they all need to die and the world needs to massacre these so called artists... btw.. i get head of animals

Posted by manders:
i happen to know that the stupidest cheesiest song ever sung was definitely the thong song. i mean who wants to sing along to lyrics that are "thong thong thong thong thong"?

Posted by the unnamed artist who posted at this site:
motley crue's without you sux huge ballz

Posted by you guys are stupid:
what is your people's problem?? i come onto this website and all you do is rage about really great songs and artists. none of these people would be around unless they had talent in one form or another. now i have a question for you: what kind of music do you listen to that makes all modern day music suck? and i find it interesting that everybody on this site thinks that a lot of the biggest selling artists and records are lame, not to mention all of the grammy award winning musicians. i have been reading all of your raging comments and i have several things to say: 1. there is absolutely nothing wrong with missy elliot. 2. christina aguilera is a very talented and beautiful artist(and if lady marmalade is so lame, then how come it has been around for like 30 years and the remake won a grammy?)3. nirvana was one of the best rock bands ever, and somebody killing themself is never a good thing. that is enough for me. i just have to say that reading all of your rageful comments has done nothing but make me laugh harder than i have ever laughed before, not because you're wrong (you are) but because you all take it so seriously. IF YOU DON'T LIKE A SONG, DON'T LISTEN TO IT AND QUIT YOUR WHINING!!

Posted by the_miles:
SAY CHEESE! where's "you don't know what you've got (till it's gone)" by cinderella? thats the worst song ever! and cherrie pie chicks man, that guitar riff is soo fun to play!

Posted by rez_jedi:
avril lavigne's sk8er boi....man i hate this song...plus is so cheesy and people think it's punk?

Posted by Cheese Man:
Cheesiest Music ever to me is anything produced after the 70's although all decades have had their cheese, the advent of computer music robbed the charts very often of quality music, but I love pop too and the cheesiest chart song ever is probably "Save all your kisses for me by Brotherhood Of Man" (incidently a 70's track) if you can find it have a listen see want you think. Peace

Posted by Dave:
Well, lets face it Europe - The Final Countdown is the cheesiest song and riff ever. BUT its a goddamn wicked song!

Posted by james wound:
what about new country? That is the worst crap on the planet. All they sing about is biscuits beer women and dancing. puke

Posted by Danski:
BTW, cheesiest song ever, Spice Girls, wannabe

Posted by Danski:
OMG pop sucks so much ass! the mutli-conglomerate pop-acts are there to mesmerize you into thinking its music! sean paul cant sing, blue need to get lives, justin timberlake should just go and kill himself, play a freaking instrument you morons! r&b is rubbish, club music sounds like a mobile-ringtone playing over and over so just listen to summit proper for a change! if they cant play an instrument then dont even say its music, cause without it it would be some person screetching or shouting and haveing less talent than an ant with three legs

Posted by steff:
number one chessy song is rico suave. come on.

Posted by k-la:
i love the song cherrie pie!!

Posted by DJ Joe:
I think that heads shoulders knees and toes - by the wiggles is the cheesiest song ever

Posted by dude:
Beat it by Michael Jackson

Posted by jamie:
cheesy - what about my number one which is rick astley, never gonna give you up. lol

Posted by BIGNIL:
first of all, i dont think cheesy is necessarily bad. with that in mind... I'M SAIIILING AWAYYY...

Posted by Druid:
for my curtain call...the ultimate stinkeroonie-- drum roll please...The Geogia Satelites- "keep your hands to yourself"...an abomination to all humanity.

Posted by Druid:
"Informer"....they just keep coming

Posted by Druid:
I cant believe i almost forgot Rico Suava.

Posted by Druid:
Other stinkers: George Harrison- I got my mind set on you Billy Joel- We didnt start the fire Any and all Huey Lewis David Soul- dont give up on us babe Styx- that repulsive Mr. Roboto crap

Posted by druid:
Don't worry be happy...whoever that chode was.

Posted by Scalli_Man:
I like rap music like eminem etc. and i think more scallies should come and point out their views not just a bunch of moshers talkin bout deffer guy.

Posted by OpenMinded (unlike you):
I'm just as against cheesy songs as you people, but I don't worship all these weird old bands my grandad is old enough to have heard of! I would still like to see what people think, just a bit more variety in their taste of music.

Posted by Bubba:
I think that "I'm a barbie girl" by aqua is just pathetic. it gives all music a bad name. luckily aqua are long gone so no ones ears will be popping any time soon...

Posted by Nirvana Hater:
The cheesiest band ever is Nirvana. If any of you Generation Xers think Cobain was "deep" or "talented", Nirvana was a corporate sellout band designed to make money off the early 90s grunge fad. Nobody even knew who they were until Cobain did the world a favour and blew his talentless head off. That little punk got what he deserved, Nirvana sucks.

Posted by Avril Sucks:
5. Train-"Drops of Jupiter. 4. Nelly-"Hot in Here" 3. Avril Lavigne-"I'm With You" 2. Avril Lavigne-"Complicated" 1. Avril Lavigne-"Skater Boy"

Posted by kay:
chesney hawks i am the one and only (yeah right)

Posted by that drunk chick:
Given that there are many varieties of actual cheese, you should also have separate categories of cheesy music. In the metal category, Dio's "Rainbow in the Dark" is one giant brick of cheddar. And do you remember in the video how he pranced and clawed the air with gloved hands?! He should have had a disclaimer: "crackers sold separately."

Posted by abandonedsoul:
id say anything my mom listens to...

Posted by P.K:
i think that Echo Beach is the gayest most f***ed up song in the world

Posted by alcoholocaust:
Hah! You want cheese? I'll give you cheese! Video Killed the Radio is THE Ez Cheeze of music.

Posted by suck a fart out of you:
by britney air head spears

Posted by NickSkywalker:
Cheesier songs: Everything by Linkin Park, 311, Bon Jovi, Mandy Moore, Brittany Spears, And the rest of the "singer/songwriters"

Posted by bright_eyed:
definitely Mambo Number 5 by Lou Bega. and they have the nerve to keep playing it in car commercials. damn them all to hell.

Posted by No_Fate:
I saw someone put teenagers cant appriciate good music. I beg to differ I am 14 and I like a lot of good music I know it isnt everyones favorite genre but there was some good punk in the 80's - 90's like Ramones, and Sex Pistols.

Posted by bigtime:
Anythong by flickerstick The band should be called fragglerock or faggotrock or flickmydick) suck the juice from a dead donkeys balls! Thank you!

Posted by The Breeze:
Creed-With Arms Wide Open

Posted by enJay:
Alanis Morrisette- Hands Clean A Simple Plan- I'm Just A Kid BNL- Thanks that was fun Staind- It's Been A while OLP- Life

Posted by Just_A_Kid:
i didnt mean to put rap in there 2 times

Posted by Just_A_Kid:
im 14, and i really like old rock, def leppard is one of my recent favorites, and i have always liked metallica, but you are all so obsessed about slagging hair band, like someof you have said before, hair band is just a name for anything you want it to be, hell if you love guns and roses and bands like that and call it hair bands just because they have long hair, what if backstreet girls grew their hair out, would they then be considered a hair band? your all so busy slagging other peoples music, you are so caught up in what you call the music, ther is no hair band, but there is rock, rap, pop, soul, rap, and the basic genres, why dont u just discuss the damn cheesy songs? and here is one for you, "it's my life" by bon jovi, like funky mushaka said, isnt their an age limit on singing? sure hes not THAT old, but hes washed up, give it a rest

Posted by Funky_Mushaka:
wanna talk about cheese? BON JOVI! how old is he now, sttill puttin out music, pathetic, u gotta learn when too old is too old, how about Mick Jagger, GIVE ME A BREAK! dont you qualify for a senior citizens pass or something? and how can u diss warrant with Uncle Tom's Cabin? the intro to that song is incredible, def leppard, pour some sugar on me, sure it went commercial, but who cares, it was still agreat song, how he incorperates stuff into that osng is just awesome, and if you are a real heavy metal lover, SPINESHANK! HOLY CRAP, how can you not like them, coal chamber, custom, disturbed, staind (even tho sissy, still good in some songs),drowning pool, there are so many, instead of focusing on cheesy songs, how about the good ones? but i see, there are so many crappy ones out there, cherrie pie may be cheesy but it still is put together well, so thats what should count, its a good song

Posted by ***SILVER_METAL***:
HEY MICKEY *shuddering* defenate most cheezy song

Posted by cheese man:
me gusta el calso

Posted by Godofallchickens:
CHEESIEST SONG EVER....HMMM....

Posted by FuManChu77:
"You dont know what you got till its gone" by cinderella the video is especially cheesy

Posted by truck:
my c key doesnt work well... so add c's accordingly to my last post. (i made double sure that all c's were present in this one)

Posted by truck:
any solefald song ould get into the top five. and pretty muh all the songs off orhid by opeth. "exterminators" by fleurety, a lot of arcturus songs.. hey, pretty much any black/avantgarde metal song.

Posted by dj Joe LoVeS mE sO mUcH:
I think the song is.......................Place for my head by Linkin Park! that's my favorite band! Linkin Park rULeZZZZZZZ!!!

Posted by dj Joe LoVeS mE sO mUcH:
well.....just want to say hi to everyone! I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH Joseph Hahn! Hope that all of us will become friends....just e-mail me here.....................j5linkinpark@hotmail.com See ya all!!! I hope all of us are happy!!!! (",)

Posted by Rip:
Oh Mickey your so fine..... SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!

Posted by Rip:
Did I mention Hey Micky?!?

Posted by Rip:
1) Hey Mickey-Toni Basil 2) Ebony and Ivory-Paul McCartney and Michael Jockson 3) I think I love you-Partrige Family 4) Hey Mickey-Toni Basil 5) You light up my life-Debbie Boone

Posted by jen:
Hey don't be so bitter. Cobain was amazing and Nirvana is one of my all time favorite bands. Just cause you personally don't like them doesn't mean you can make such harsh statements. I personally don't like taking-it up the ass but you don't hear me bashing gays such as yourself. Just cause you're sexually frusterated doesn't mean you can take it out on talented people like Kurt Cobain.. and have some respect for the dead. And they're famous cause they're good and sold millions of albums not cause he killed himself (but what's wrond with fame through death anyways... it's more then you'll ever have!).

Posted by someonewhoknowsmorethanyou:
Kurt Cobain was an over rated moron. the only reason nirvana was famous was because he killed himself...its a good thing too, cobain SUCKED BURN IN HELL!!!

Posted by sam:
oh yeah and nirvana had some cool tunes, but all of the punks in flannel and torn jeans that mysteriously appeared soon after that first pearl jam album are cheese personified.

Posted by sam:
Janet Jackson with a lead guitar? Check the video, I think its the guy from Duran Duran. Black Cat, by far..cheesiest ever. (that horrible song about girls in abercrombie and fitch is a close second)

Posted by Talyrn:
Crawling by Stinkin Park

Posted by claudia's angels:
what i like about

Posted by bring it back!:
Bring back "Me so horny!" Luke still rules. Rock on! Rock On. Jimmy Daen

Posted by dphunt:
Drops of Jupiter- Train any song that mentions lattes and tae-bo should be censored

Posted by jamie:
it wasnt me and angal

Posted by marilyn mansons daughter:
5- thong song 4- slave for you(i speared britney) 3- moulon rouge(the one all the preppies sing) 2- pop(n-stink) 1- in my pocket(mandy whore)

Posted by miles away:
greatest song ever

Posted by spexie:
how could you go past, She don't use jelly, that was cheesie, yet i still loved it.

Posted by no:
CHERRY PIE SUCKS LIKE SH*T YOU FREAK WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GO LIVE ON A FARM AWAY FROM THE WORLD WEIRD FREAK

Posted by sweet cherry pie lover:
well u think that cherry pie is dumb huh!well u r weid you probably like the spice girls or/and hanson!hows that 4 cheesy!what u r feeling a bit cut well i dont care & who r u 2 juge music!

Posted by Hey Stupid:
don't forget moron rock like Rednex' Cotton Eye Joe, or Green Jello's 3 Little Pigs

Posted by hatepop:
you forgot manu chauo "me gustas tu" (i like you) and the macarena

Posted by Creep:
anything 70's disco (ie Village People), the spice girls, new kids on the block, bel biv devoe, bobby brown, ricky martin or enrique iglesias ( i can be your hero?!!bwahahaha!!)...Its Raining Men (co-written by Paul Schafer of Late Nite with Dave Letterman)has to be the cheesiest...and the ex-spice girl version is just as bad as the original...

Posted by haley:
i think the cheesiest song is livin theida loca by ricky martin

Posted by ldchild:
where the hell do you get off bashing nirvana? the only reason they stayed in the spotlight is so kurt could get his heroin.they were the best band of all time.dave grohl wanst so great on drums but they still rocked. when you hear songs like all apologies and lithium it makes you want to get up and scream.hell yeah Cobain RxIxP 1967-1994

Posted by dugre666:
Anything that is produced (and I do mean that in more ways than one.) by boy bands. (Who still question their sexual preference.), Britney and anything that deals with that gawd awful musical genre called "pop". Nuff said.

Posted by Ivoric:
Buffalo Stance Nena Cherry

Posted by Mr G:
I hate Britney spears new song'I'm a slave 4 U' its the most f****d song I've ever heard so is NickelBack's new song I saw on Kerrang

Posted by Jay:
I think Ratt's Round and Round is the all time cheesiest song by far

Posted by A person with SENSE unlike you people:
You people are seriously messed up. POP RULES!!! The kind of music you people listen to is just alot of crashing, bashing, smashing and screaming. THAT IS NOT ****ING MUSIC!!! Keep your screwed comments about good music inside your small minds!!!!

Posted by Woody:
Chesney hawks(the one and only) and summer of 69 are the ultimate cheese

Posted by Cranial Disorder:
Top 5 Cheesiest songs: 5- Chariots of fire - Theme song 4- Devo - Whip it 3- Aha - Take on me 2- Men without Hats - Safety dance 1- Wham! - Wake me up

Posted by batman:
bodies has got to be one of the dumbest songs ever recorded...the music itself isnt even so bad,but when the lyrics are just 3 lines repeated over and over again,and theyre not even sung,theyre yelled,its just beyond stupid

Posted by Trendkill138:
I don't like Mariah's "Loverboy" either. All it is, is her orgasm-ing over a sample from a Cameo song. I can't believe the guy from Cameo sings on it with her. Screw that song, I'll just listen to "Candy" by Cameo. To Drakion: I haven't heard the Nelly or Deftones songs. I think "Bodies" is alright, but I really just like when he says "FlooooooooOOOOOOOOOOR". I think "Black and White" and "Freak On A Leash" are cool.

Posted by Drakion:
Everyone i need a vote here on these songs.But These are my Friend's ideas of good Songs. Here are some of them 1.Ride with me-Nelly 2.Drowning Pool-Bodies 3.Deftones-Passger Static X-Black and White Korn-Freak on a Leash. Please say they suck or their ok Reply Back.

Posted by Drakion:
Everyone i need a vote here on these songs.But These are my Friend's ideas of good Songs. Here are some them 1.Ride with me-Nelly 2.Drowning Pool 3.Deftone Static X Korn Please say suck or their ok Reply Back.

Posted by Drakion:
I Like All Metal To Light Bands. But Saying Nirvana Sucks! Your Ass Needs A Whiping! Yonkel Get this Nirvana is the First thing i Learned! Maybe Kurt Wasn't Good Roll Model For Gutair. Okay im really Stressed out Person Give a Good Sample of your Rol Models of Gutair then i will Repsect your Feelings. I need your kindness and Repsect For Others Understand. Don't Insult My letter i just started to Write on Chat Rooms. Ps Sorry about my words i was kind of pissed off.

Posted by pop music sucks:
mariah's "loverboy". i wonder if she wrote that song while she was drunk and cutting herself. lol *go take a valium you bitch!*

Posted by deflep32123:
Any song by The Outfield...

Posted by Sides:
"Soldier of Love." How can we forget Donny Osmond, or should I say Jospeh and the Amazing Technicolored Dreamcoat. Not only did Donny have to disguise his identity to receive recognition for this song, but you can also find this man, famous for his cheesiness, distraught on VH1 that his fine talents were never recognized due to his boyish image. Maybe his fine talents were never recognized due to lyrics such as, "Sha na na nana na na," and "I am willing to fight cause I'm a soldier of love."

Posted by fuel182:
i think your web site is funny! sisqo is the stupidest jerk off in the world. yeah, hes' a chisel monkey/

Posted by Icebang:
lee harvey and nerd and vida is gay

Posted by Rhinohide:
BlakNo1: and Biffle: Do you know who sang the english version of "The Nash Rambler song"? Apparently it was about a bubble car when released over here in england. It's driving(no pun intended) a friend insane at the moment. Any help greatfully received. Email me on alan.teather@ntlworld.com with any answers please. Take care, Alan

Posted by pyromania:
I'd like to see Nirvana or any of the Nirvana copy bands that came after them come up with a rhyme scheme like the one in Cherry Pie. Warrant may have been cheesy and commercial, but as musicians they blow away 99% of the things that came out in the 90s. Nirvana was just as commercial too. If they really didn't like being commercial, they would have never signed to a major record label and then prostituted themselves on MTV and on the covers of every major rock magazine. The only difference was the economic slow down in the early 90s that made everyone all depressed, so instead of the cheesy Warrant look, they wanted the darker Nirvana look.

Posted by Trendkill138:
Sorry, I don't know where the "ri" in my handle came from, and I didn't men to say "than then". It should have just been "than".

Posted by Trendkill138ri:
Having survived the 80s, I can say that the Def Leppard rip-offs aren't any less overblown than then N Sync, even if they do play their own instruments. I remember that bands like Warrant were being called "New Kids On The Block with guitars", much like Limp Bizkit are being called "N Sync with guitars" now. As for Def Leppard, I loved them back in the day, but I'd probably still like them if "Mutt" Lange hadn't overproduced them. The only reason I would want to relive the "hair metal" era is because that is when alternative really was alternative.

Posted by pyromania:
I am 19 and I REGRET THAT I DIDN'T GET TO LIVE IN THE SO CALLED "HAIR METAL" ERA! Those bands really had talent. And I do agree that Cherry Pie is the biggest Pour Some Sugar On Me rip off, but I would rather live in a world that has Def Leppard and a million Def Leppard rip offs than in the alternative and rap-metal plagues that I lived through. I am ashamed to admit that I was brainwashed by MTV in the early 90s to listen to alternative and I even own all Nirvana and Pearl Jam records of that era. They aren't bad, but they are not even as good as second-rate metal bands like Warrant, let alone the top metal bands like GN'R. However, the worst thing about the 90s music plagues was the Nirvana and Pearl Jam rip off bands. That's what really made those times horrible.

Posted by YONKEL:
Before I get to mention.. Cherry Pie is THE biggest Pour Some Sugar on Me ripoff I've ever heard... let's see, verses with only a drum beat, then a catchy guitar riff in between... hell, if you sing Pour Some Sugar on Me over the chorus, it almost fits!! And for the record, I'm almost 18 and live in New Jersey, and Styx is awesome! Just saw em last month... later

Posted by Greb:
Oooh, yeah, Bohemian Rhapsody! I love that song... ;-)

Posted by Samhain:
I love "Cherrie Pie" My lady shows me all the time! Because she's my cherrie-pie! Yeah me and my lady grooved heavy to music like that back in high-school, now music is mass-produced and lame. The only people who reap any rewards from this kinda music these days are the billionare music promoters. All you fans are just mindless humanoids who devour anything that "The Man" has to offer.!! Ten years from now you will look back with disgust and realize how stupid you really were, just like I have now with that 80's "Hair Metal" thing. You have been warned.

Posted by TheTourist:
oh, and cheesy songs. right. this is so very high fidelity.. "bohemian rhapsody"-queen. "november rain"-guns 'n' roses. "hotel california"-the eagles. "sail away"-styx (or any sytx song, for that matter). drumroll please... "my heart will go on"-celine dion.

Posted by TheTourist:
hi, folks. i just got here, and i see there's some controversy about teenagers and the pop scene? always a fun one. i'm a teenager- even worse, a southern teenager. i'm 17 and in south carolina. i don't listen to radio, with the exception of the jazz shows on public radio. i like real music like radiohead, jeff buckley, bjork, pavement, stephen malkmus, lou reed, rem, etc etc etc. not all teenagers listen to crap, i promise. :)

Posted by Greb:
OK, whoever posted this did it awhile back but I have to reply... Not ALL teenagers are into the @$* pop #$*%&@! I'm 15 and I hate that #@$*. And by '$%@#' I include almost everything that gets played on the radio. I can't say EVERYTHING that gets played on the radio, because I hear that Black Label Society got a bit of airplay awhile back. I'm into stuff like Opeth, Solefald, BLS, Dream Theater, etc. And just starting to get into stuff like Yngwie Malmsteen and the like. So just keep in mind that there are a few intelligent teenagers out there, even if most of us are annoying, slutty, pop-loving, media-fed, parasites. (as you can see, I don't get along with my peers well)

Posted by pyromania:
YONKEL, you KICK ASS!

Posted by YONKEL:
I cannot appreciate this overblown pop bull$hit. I DESPISE hearing groups like Nsync and Backstreet Boys being called "bands." Bands play their own music, and usually write it too. It is also a shame that the commerical grunge phase faded out of all of the 80s metal bands, for that is some of the best music made to date. Nirvana is, was, and always will be terrible. I stand by Def Leppard to the death as being the greatest band of all time, just because they stayed with their own style and never went commerical, and especially since they were the standard which was emulated by every band in the mid-late 80s (Bon Jovi, Warrant, Winger, Enuff Z'Nuff, Poison)... worst song ever? "How Bizarre" by OMC. No contest.

Posted by SenoraTears:
Any song by the L.ight F.unky O.nes (LFO for the slow).

Posted by MurderofCrows:
I think the latest from Destiny's Child, Survivor. Gee how many times can you say the title of a song in the song for f!?&* Sake.....

Posted by MurderofCrows:
I think the latest from Destiny's Child, Survivor. Gee how many time can you say the title of a song in the song for f!?&* Sake.....

Posted by BUTTHEAD:
PULL MY LIMP BIZQUIT !...HUH HUH HUH ...HUH HUH HUH

Posted by RESPECT MY AUTHROTI !!:
I THINK YA SHOULD ALL GO BACK TO WOODSTOCK HIPPYS !!

Posted by Beavis:
You said " Cherrie "..huh huh huh

Posted by Roy Barnes:
You said " PIE "...huh huh huh yea yea huh huh

Posted by Bernard Anderson:
Any song by Matchbox 20, Sugar Ray, Dave Matthews, boy bands, or Britney Spears and the like.

Posted by Mellow Yellow:
CHERRY PIE IS THE BEST SONG YOU LIMP NOODLE! WHO! YOU R DUMBI LOVE THE SONG CHERRY PIE AND IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT YOU CAN KISS MY BIG HAIRY BLACK Ašš!

Posted by pyromania:
Yeah, the video for Cherry Pie may be cheesy, but the rime scheme of the song and the guitar solo are really great. It's a shame that people concentrate on the silly image of the band and not on their songwriting ability.

Posted by Laura:
I kind of like Cherry Pie. It's ok, anyway. Other than that, I agree.

Posted by Soul Crusher:
That Fuel song "Bad Day" is easily one of the cheesiest songs I've ever heard, and it came out this year. Fuel blows, they are like the modern equivalent of Journey.

Posted by chris:
i think people(primarily teenagers) in todays world cannot truly appriciate good music, they have become sucked into the pop fad and i shamelessly say i don't think will ever come out of it. Chessy music to teenagers is anything besides they're pop music. All the good music was made in the 60s-80s. Now, all the music has been stolen from someone else. People need to start appriciating the older music and not there god damn f*ckin brittney spears sh*t. f*ck you tough guyz

Posted by maranda:
the cheesiest song ever is 'i will always love you' by whitney houston. duh!

Posted by corporate_magazines_still_suck:
communism is highly overrated. by the way i just wanted to see what would happen if i put "sweet child o' mine" on there, i don't think it's cheesy, i just think axl is

Posted by communist_hypocrites_still_suck_gay_dicks:
5. "Lady Marmalade" by the sluts of Mouline Rouge; 4. "Pop" by n*sync ; 3. "Hash Pipe" by Weezer; 2. TIE: "When I Cum Around" by the Gay Green Day and "Here's To The Night" by Eve 6; 1. "In Bloom" by Nirvana

Posted by Pinkus:
What about Pac-Man Fever, just shot me in the brainpan

Posted by corporate_magazines_still_suck:
5. "When a Man Loves a Woman" by Michael Bolton 4. "Thank God I Found You" by *NSUCK 3. "Sugar Sugar" by the Archies 2. "Sweet Child O' Mine" by Guns N' Roses 1. anything by that Titney Spheres B*TCH!

Posted by pyromania:
I happen to own ALL of Def Leppard's albums and on NONE of them is there a song called "Pyromaniac." DAMN, YOU'RE IGNORANT!

Posted by Anarchy:
That song by John Waite where he wears his sunglasses at night and "Pyromaniac" by Del Leppard make me want to eat a big Velveeta sandwhich!!!

Posted by BlakNo1:
The "Nash Rambler" song?

Posted by Biffle:
To name one cheezy song is pretty hard to do, but look no further than that "50's song my car goes beep beep", that has got to be one of the most annoying songs around!

Posted by dredd sable:
i cannot believe that anybody would classify nirvana as pop and lower it to the level of the corporate-materialistic-you have to dumb yourself down to play to the audience that is today's music world. that is realy sad and whoever said that should listen their other cds and not only Nevermind. is anybody else incredibly tired of creed and limp bizkit??

Posted by WinkyCricket:
The real #1 Cheesiest song is "Peaches"by The Presidents of the United States. Was that song stupid or what?

Posted by metalhead:
any song by a non-metal band, except for pink floyd and tom petty. and dont start saying sh|it like staind is metal. staind is pure alternative now. they were never metal to begin with. FU|CK YOU NUCORE ROCK FANS! METAL OWNS YOU AND ALWAYS WILL FUC|KERS!

Posted by ju:
who the hell chose this

Posted by kjm777:
Never forget the Bee Gees SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER stuff for good 70's cheese.

Posted by BlakNo1:
"The night Chicago died"by Paper Lace

Posted by Trendkill_138:
"Rock The Boat" by The Hues Corporation

Posted by teenpopblows:
why are we voting for the cheesiest songs...generally TRL does that for us everyday when they reach the supposed top 5

Posted by †:
I hear that N'Sync is covering "Smells Like Teen Spirit" on their new tour.

Posted by mrselfdestruct:
I know this was a while ago on the postings but hairmetal no matter how bad is is about having fun. I still listen to some of it because it brings back things from the past.

Posted by BlakNo1:
How about "Disco Duck" and "convoy"? Any of those Dr Demento classics qualify."Yoda" as well.

Posted by Trendkill_138:
I'm fairly young, but one of my all time favorite bands, The Beatles, had some pretty cheesy songs, thanks mostly to Ringo, and a little bit to Paul. "Yellow Submarine", "Octopus's Garden". I can see why kids would think they are lame just by songs like those, but they should hear "Helter Skelter".

Posted by mr pants:
Thanks Trendkill_138, I'm glad that at least one person can agree with somebody else! I think this whole thing has gone totally off track. Isn't it supposed to be 'cheesy songs', not 'I think this or that band are sh*t'. If you're talking cheesy, what about some of the old classics like "Yes sir, I can boogie" or "I lost my heart to a starship trooper" (not only a tremendously cheesy song but the video was even worse). Still, I can't imagine that any of you youngsters (I'm not that old by the way) can even remember them.

Posted by ShroomDevil:
Europe still sucks s*it.

Posted by Trendkill_138(formerly Trendkiller):
I changed my name slightly, because somebody posted under the Pantera "specials" as Trendkiller before I used it. Now, any Warrant song is cheesy, but I thought "Uncle Tom's Cabin" deserves some special notice because it was supposed to be serious. About five years after it was a hit, Seven Mary Three came out with "The Waters Edge", which was kind of a grunge rewrite of "Uncle Tom's Cabin", and equally cheesy. They are both quite melodramatic.

Posted by BlakNo1:
I don't care who's right or wrong, i'm just talkin' meekrob.

Posted by turner:
I think that all of you need to get some lives. You shouldn't really care about what other people listen too. I listen to what I like, which is anything from staind and static-x to john cougar and three dog night. It's ok to bash stuff that you don't like, but for God's sake, don't argue with each other over what who is right.

Posted by Mr. Gone:
Who let the dogs out... Why must you punish us so, God? And with such an original name "Baha Men" I prolly couldn't have come up with a better one.... But in all reality, how could a song that was made for a Rugrats movie become so popular? Stop the insanity! Bring down TRL!

Posted by Trendkiller:
You're right, Mr. Pants. Slagging bands is fun at first, but gets old after a while, and what's the point? It's not like somebody whose into (place band name here) will be converted into not liking them just because somebody disagrees. I may think a certain band is what's wrong with the music industry right now, but their music could really mean something to somebody else. There are other forums to do that stuff in, like the Crazy Town rantitorial, which I find quite entertaining.

Posted by Mercury:
I don't know if Saga's BETTER than Rush....but they were pretty damn good musicians with damn good songs! But I doubt that anybody here besides BlakNo1 and myself even KNOWS who Saga is!

Posted by mr pants:
What music you like and what music you think sucks is just a matter of personal opinion. It seems pointless to me that all you guys continually slag each others opinions. If somebody likes something you don't, they don't neccessarily have to be wrong. Like what you want to like and f*ck what anybody else thinks.

Posted by BlakNo1:
I would rather listen to that stupid oochi wally song on a continuous loop than listen to ANY Europe song for more than a nanosecond. Next you'll be telling me that Saga is better than Rush.

Posted by mtv-mainstreamTV:
oh sorry for the mixup, i was talking to :hair bands suck dick:

Posted by pyromania:
I wasn't really talking about you. I was just referring to the use of the term "hair band" in general. Many people say it just because it's used often, but it is inaccurate. Anyway, it's interesting how your taste evolved. Mine kind of evolved backwards since I got into alternative around 93, but then around 97 I started getting out of it because I didn't like new stuff like the Verve Pipe. That's when I started looking for things outside of the mainstream and I got into Guns N' Roses and Motley Crue. I really loved that stuff so then I started looking into other pop metal bands like Def Leppard. Now I listen to pretty much everything though.

Posted by Trendkiller:
I apologize for the long freaking essays.

Posted by Trendkiller:
I've never really listened to a band for the image. It's not like I listened to pop metal one day and had MTV tell me something else was cool the next. I didn't even have cable or a satellite until 3 years ago. I was really young in the 80s, and for the most part just listened to whatever was on the radio at the time, whether it was rock, pop, or soul. Then around '88, I realized that there were differences in those styles. Poison, Bon Jovi, and Def Leppard got me to listen to metal. Then my brother and I got into classic rock AND alternative, thanks to tapes of 120 Minutes, and my brother's skater friends. I slowly, but surely, lost my taste for pop metal. I can't even stand a lot of classic rock anymore, because I listened to it so much ten years ago, but there are still a few of those bands I can appreciate. I'd almost like to make a list of the tapes or CDs I got for Christmas from 1988 to 1992 to show how my taste evolved, but who really wants to see that? That could be a part of the book that I'm threatening to write. :)

Posted by pyromania:
"hair band" is just what people who "listen" to a band for the image call it. If you listen to it for the music, it doesn't matter what it's called, but pop metal is probably most accurate description of bands like Poison and Cinderella. I realize that when MTV decided to kick metal out of the mainstream, they did so by brainwashing many people into calling them hair bands, but it's inaccurate to call them hair bands, because, with very few exceptions, all bands have hair. Maybe the people who "listen" to music for the image and not for the music itself should start calling call them "big hair bands" or something. Otherwise they don't make sense and to anyone who is not brainwashed by MTV it means every band that has hair. So I am with mtv-Mainstreamtv on that one, as well as on the Alice In Chains issue.

Posted by Trendkiller:
I don't know if you were referring to me, but "hair band" refers to 80s/early 90s pop metal bands. It doesn't refer to long hair, but BIG hair. Most of them were fond of spandex, too. Poison were definitely a hair band. Van Halen-maybe, maybe not, but definitely an influence. Metallica, in the 80s, were the anti-hair band. Pantera started out as a hair band in the 80s, but got really hard in the 90s (I got my handle from them!). I can't really listen to hair metal now, but it was a stepping stone to what I listen to now.

Posted by mtv-Mainstreamtv:
NEEDLE how the hell could you say alice in chains suck, they are easily one of the most creative bands of the 90's, well their wasnt alot of competition, they wrote their own lyrics, wrote songs like rooster and down in a hole, they didnt write about giving a girl choclates and roses, and you think backstreet boys are good?, and they sung about drug addiction and deep dark things they didnt just sing about anger like limp bizkit or papa roach, their songs had a powerful meaning... well theres not alot to be said accept you made a mistake in saying they suck, and to the guy who said 80's hairbands suck then let me ask you, what is your defenition of a hair band, van halen? metallica? or poision? hell they all had long hair so i guess you could call them all hair bands id like to see you pull off a gutair solo like the ones eddie does or play as quickly as pantera, you probally press a button on a machine and talk to a beat. but ill quit going on and on about nothing

Posted by pyromania:
Trendkiller, that's cool that you like 3 or 4 chord pop songs -- I like a lot of that stuff too -- but it doesn't mean that you should trash the stuff that you don't like.

Posted by pyromania:
ShroomDevil and BlankNo1, I am not even going to dignify your ignorance by responding to it. You are clearly stuck too deep up pop culture's ass.

Posted by BlakNo1:
Europe? better than Iron Maiden?You need to stop sniffing that paint, it's no good for you.

Posted by ShroomDevil:
Pyromania, how come you can judge people for listening not listening to all of Europe's fairly unknown sh*t, when all you own of nirvana is their three mainstream albums. Some of Nirvana's best stuff is on the Outsesticide tracks. Europe is horrible. I don't see why a person would feel like going out and listening to their other songs anyway. Final Countdown is bad enough.

Posted by Trendkiller:
"Bartender" by (hed)pe. I know that the pe stands for planet earth, but what is the (hed) all about?

Posted by Ann Marie:
I know this is the "Cheesey Song" Forum, but in reading the posts regarding Nirvana, I wanted to just mention an excellent book about the band I recently read; rather than a novel format, it's more of a dated timeline of the events of Nirvana's career, beginning with the band members birthdates and ending, of course, with Kurt's suicide on April 5 of 1994 (although there is some argument that his date of death may have been the 6th, the 5th is officially listed on the certificate. The title is "Eyewitness Nirvana," the author is Carrie Borzillo. Back to the "Cheesy Song" theme...just want to thank Sexually Introverted for the support regarding Brittany Spear's mutilation of "Satisfaction." If you ever have the misfortune of hearing it, please make sure your surroundings are safe, hide sharp objects, and protect your ears. :) Ann

Posted by Trendkiller:
To Pyromania: Kurt was a huge Beatles fan. Can't remember the source, but he did mention it. Also, my sister had The Final Countdown tape. I never listened to it all the way through. I should probably try it the next time I have access to it. And don't forget, Karrie (sic?) was a huge hit too. I didn't know they had anything before The Final Countdown until a friend mentioned it about 7 or 8 months ago. People listen to music for different things. You listen for musicianship. I listen to all kinds of music, but when you get down to it, I like 3 or 4 chord pop songs. To "Sexually Introverted": I wasn't deaf, but with all the crap that's been polluting the airwaves, I might as well have been. I agree with you on "Thong Song" and Britney Spears, though. If you can, you should try to download the DJ Screw mix of "Thong Song". Its really just a slowed down version. And I thought the original was funny!

Posted by DOTN:
Stained= a spot on something Staind= a pretty cool band

Posted by DOTN:
Tantric=Creed

Posted by glass:
why dont u rip out, ricky martin's and all the boy band's moms' ovaries too

Posted by sexually introverted:
whoever is down there saying that Queens of the Stoneage are good must have been deaf and recently got his hearing back and the first thing he heard was The lost Art of keeping a Secret, so to him it sounded great. I bought Queens of the stoneages CD, listened to it, and literally threw it out. Also, the cheesiest song is Thong Song. And now that I learned Britteny Spears covered Satisfaction, I think I will go back in time and kill rip out her moms ovaries before she has a chance to give birth to anything

Posted by pyromania:
Tantric and Stained do get a lot of airplay on MTV, especially MTV2, and their albums have been selling well too. But Saliva definitely deserves more airplay. They kick ass! Probably one of the best new bands around.

Posted by pyromania:
How many Europe songs have you heard? Have you listened to their early progressive metal albums that were recorded with almost no budget and are still better than progressive metal classics like Iron Maiden's Somewhere in Time? Have you heard them live, playing acoustic or singing with no instruments? OR, is The Final Countdown the only Europe song that you've ever heard? Because your comment on Europe is the best proof yet you don't listen to music objectively. When I make a judgement on Nirvana I actually base it on the Nirvana albums that I actually own: Nevermind, Incesticide and In Utero. They aren't bad albums, but they are not anything that can even compare to Europe. The members of Nirvana are not virtuosos like everyone in Europe and their songwriting is not as creative as Europe's. So unless you actually listen to the music, don't pass judgements on it.

Posted by pyromania:
Actually, Nirvana went against everything that The Beatles stood for.

Posted by Trendkiller:
So, you don't like Nirvana, but you like Staind, Saliva, and Tantric? Those bands are too bland or bad to start any kind of revolution. I heard "Smells Like Teen Spirit" a few months before it was shoved down anyone's throat, and thought it was brilliant. Then I got the record, and that was like the worst song on there. To be truthful, I don't really listen to Nevermind or In Utero, because a lot of those songs got played out. Incesticide has a lot of great songs that aren't played out. IMO, the worst Nirvana song is better than the best Europe song (an oxymoron?) any day. And yes, Nirvana were a pop band, but pop in the same tradition as The Beatles. That, to me, is rock.

Posted by i agree pyromania:
I bet you if MTV started playing rock bands like Staind, Saliva, or Tantric instead of teen pop and rap. We could see a new rock revolution

Posted by They call me Bruce...:
"We Built This City" by Starship

Posted by pyromania:
The Final Countdown is one of the greatest songs ever written. It does have an EXTREMELY cheesy video though.

Posted by pyromania:
Since when does it take talent to start a movement all over America? All you need is MTV airplay. Do all those bubble gum pop bands that have swept the nation have much talent?

Posted by pyromania:
Nirvana isn't as magnetic as Guns N' Roses, not even Bon Jovi. The only reason why people like them is - the same for which people like Limp Bitzkit now and they liked Warrant in the late 80s and early 90s - because MTV crammed them down their throats. Too bad your musical tastes are shaped by MTV-influenced pop culture, you are missing out on some great music because of that. But, as your defense of the pathetic Nirvana shows, once you're brainwashed by the culture that is created by MTV, you are stuck with it. Either way, Nirvana were no saviors of anything.

Posted by ShroomDevil:
They say Kurt Cobain is second only to Sonic Youth in terms of noise rock. Try to match one of his noise solos. They also didn't play to wage war on other bands. They didn't like some bands, and stated so. If Nirvana is talentless, then I urge you to write a song with talent and start a movement all over America. When you do that, I'll shut up.

Posted by Rat Poison:
Bark at the Moon by Ozzy Osbourne

Posted by SubXavier:
Maybe Kurt Cobain didn't have much outwardly raw talent, but all you have to do is listen to the Unplugged album to see why Nirvana was so magnetic, especially the cover of Ledbelly's "Where Did You Sleep Last Night."

Posted by Ann Marie:
Gawd, I dunno...I like to think I'm pretty open-minded toward any musical genre...but Jeezus Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby", Brittany Spears caterwauling her way through the Rolling Stones "Satisfaction" made my ears bleed...and anything by Celine Dion makes me feel simultaneously violent and nauseus. In the immortal words of Fred Durst: "Give Me Somethin' to Break!" *P.S. Feel free to bash me for the negative attitude...but bear in mind I was a teenager in the 80's and had to live through all the Michael Jackson insanity. It's enough to make a person a little cynical. * :) Take care!

Posted by ekwalizer:
The final countdown by europe should be on the list

Posted by pyromania:
You're right about Dave Grohl's drumming. But Nirvana's guitar playing and song writing was horrible, and Kurt's voice was nothing special.

Posted by Trendkiller:
Don't you hate when stuff gets off topic? I know I haven't helped any. What started out as a list of cheesy songs turned into an all out war on what is really rock and what is not. I think it started when somebody called Van Halen cheesy, and somebody else got pissed off. I could write a short book on my version of the history of rock, and what I consider to be rock, but this is not the place for it. Anybody want to contribute a cheesy song?

Posted by Trendkiller:
Actually, I have heard Dream Theater. They're not really bad for what they do, but it ain't my thang. They're music is cool, but I don't like the singer. I would pick them over 3 Doors Down. As for Nirvana not being able to play their instruments: if you want to talk straight up rock, no wankery, Dave Grohl is one of the best drummers out there. He doesn't overplay, and hits harder than anyone on the planet. It's too bad he doesn't play them much anymore.

Posted by //\\//*Sync is da BEST!!!:
POP is da bomb bye bye bye

Posted by pyromania:
HAHA! You guys think that Nirvana saved rock. They were completely devoid of any talent! You're making fun of n'STINK because they don't play their instruments, but it's not like the fact that Nirvana can play theirs poorly makes them much better. If you wanna hear a ROCK band that is really talented, check out Dream Theater. They don't concentrate of image or starting wars against other bands - the way pop bands such as Limp Bitzkit or Nirvana do - they just play the hell out of their instruments and write creative music.

Posted by bill:
i dont like santana either, i used to like him but his new supernatural sh*t and that annoying song he made with rob thomas. im sorry santana but you are not jimi hendrix or will ever be as good as him

Posted by Mercury:
WTF are you talking about Sarah?!? Santana doesn't sing...duh! he needs to get on with his life?!?! He is! He's making new music and is quite successful at it, despite your retarded views....also....learn how to spell. What are you, 6 years old or something?

Posted by sarah:
I realy hate Satanta I mean barf bag write there he makes me so sick. He needs to get on with his life. Needs to forget about singing his to old for it.

Posted by Mercury:
Mr.T!? Man, that sucka's coo'......and so very right! Thanks Greenmuse!

Posted by GREENMUSE:
i got the end all cheese song,it came to me in a dream,mrt took me for a ride in his van and spoke these words"listen up greenfooh,the cheesist song eva is lumber jack,by jackyl.go forth and spread this message helluva far,get outta my van sucka. so there you go,jackyl's lumber jack,its got all you need,thinly veiled sexual innuendo,a guy using a chainsaw as a musical instrument,pure cheese.

Posted by ShroomDevil:
I hate it when people think they're making a statement when they say "go back to the 90s". If I could I would... so what. Modern day music sucks, and that's all there is to it.

Posted by Trendkiller:
Another point I'd like to make: alternative is not a separate genre from rock, it is a sub-genre of rock. If anything, Nirvana saved rock.

Posted by Trendkiller:
When I first heard "The Lost Art Of Keeping A Secret" I thought it sounded like indie rock. They are more alternative than most of the bands on "alternative" radio. I know, I was listening to alternative before Nirvana made it cool. I don't know what the hell you call alternative, but it is NOT Crazy Town, Everclear, Fuel, Creed, or whatever the hell passes for alternative or modern rock on the mainstream radio. Going back to what I said in my last post, Everclear and 3 Doors Down are no more alternative than bands like Firehouse, Nelson, Warrant, or the rest of the hair bands were heavy metal. They fit my second definition of pop. Now, I'm not really into old school heavy metal, but if you want to hear some real 80s metal, listen to Armored Saint. And another thing, do you know what band the members of Q.O.T.S.A. originally came from? Kyuss! I think I read somewhere that Kurt Cobain was a fan of theirs.

Posted by mr pants:
NSync Blink - I see you finally managed to stop banging on like a total brainwashed t*rd. Now perhaps some other people can have their own opinion without you criticising like your the f*cking fountain of all knowledge.

Posted by new artists suck:
all new rap, pop and rock artists suck. I remember when rap was about inteligent stuff like gangsta life and political issues now its about booties, and hoes, and pimps and stupid crap like that, and so for pop, well everyone knows how these money hungry pervs known as boy bands have taken over just cus of their looks and not their talent which they lack of. and for rock, even though the rap metal trend in terrible, worse than hair bands and most new rock bands dont sound original, they are rip offs of alternative pioneers. creed=pearl jam, staind=alice in chain's voice, train=black crowes. other than having stupid meaningless names like flickerstick and buckcherry and soulcracker, most bands dont have any originality. so far the music of the 21st century sucks

Posted by Trendkiller is DUMB:
Hey stoopid, the reason for which you don't hear real rock like Queens of the Stone Age in the mainstream media is because Nirvana made rock uncool and alternative sh*t like everclear "cool." It then evolved into "modern" rock like 3 Doors Down.

Posted by Trendkiller:
To Dena: I, for one, don't like 3 Doors Down because they write such stupid lyrics, and they seem to take themselves too seriously. I have two definitions of "pop". One is an extremely melodic style of song writing, usually descended from 50s and 60s rock, especially The Beatles. Most "pop" bands under this definition usually aren't popular. The Ramones were a perfect pop band under this definition, catchy, no b.s. songs. My second definition is crap which caters to the lowest common denominator, a la boy bands and the current rock crop. The situation is a lot like this time ten years ago, when people were calling pop bands like Nelson and Firehouse heavy metal. I was so glad when Nirvana came along and purged all of that $hit. Queens Of The Stone Age put out what in my opinion was the best single of last year, "The Lost Art Of Keeping A Secret," but I think I only heard it once on the radio, while crap by the likes of 3 Doors Down, Everclear, and Nine Days filled the airwaves. At least MTV2 had the balls to play the Queens' video every hour.

Posted by JOE :
DONT WORRY MERCURY IT IS NOT YOU, ITS THAT TRENDY IDIOT WHO I BET WAS A NIRVANA FAN WHEN THEY WERE BIG, HE JUST WANTS TO BE HIP

Posted by BlakNo1:
I'm still waiting...

Posted by Mercury:
Hey Joe..........who the hell are you talking to?

Posted by dena bromley:
hey you know? i think all of u are stuck in the past, now don't get me wrong, there was some pretty good songs, but i think you need to move on. pop music is here to stay, and sooner or later something else will come along for u losers to complain about. i for one like 3 doors down. i dunnoh why anyone shouldn't? all there is in music anymore is a bunch of posers. and what is you peoples problem with limp bizkit? every where i go i ppl ragging on them and i think they are cool okay?? gawd!!!!

Posted by dena:
5. lady marmalade- christina aguilera, pink, mya, & lil'kim 4. macarena 3. mickey- toni basil 2. it wasn't me- shaggy 1. livin' laveda loca- ricky martin

Posted by the 90s was the worst music decade since the 40s:
21 century rules!!! alternative is over; cobain is dead; fred durst is king! linkin park rules!!!

Posted by Trendkiller:
A shout out goes to the person who listed "Survivor" by Destiny's Child. Now, I actually like mags like Rolling Stone and Spin, but they've had their heads up their @$$es the last couple of years. They talk like Destiny's Child are the second coming of The Supremes, when they're really just an annoying piece of crap group. "Say My Name" would be my pick. "Loser" by 3 Doors Down is also extremely cheesy.

Posted by joe:
shut up you trendy lame wigger

Posted by Mercury:
Oh. like the last two years have been so awesome in the music department. Go suck a rats a$$ goat blower!

Posted by alternative bands blow goats! :
Go back to the 90's, you tasteless depressing losers!

Posted by ShroomDevil:
And if I'm not mistaken, I believe Nirvana wrote more than that one song. You can't judge their talent based on one song.

Posted by ShroomDevil:
Why is Smells Like Teen Spirit talentless. What the hell. It's a rock song, with powerchords and a small solo. It spawns emotions in people. There is no lack of talent. A lack of talent would be being unable to make a song like that. And Rolling Stone sucks. I don't care if they praise N'Sync, they bashed every Led Zepplin record ever made. Who gives a sh*t what the members of some magazine thinks about music. The members of Nirvana didn't like Rolling Stone, either. Hence, the corporate magazines still suck T-Shirt. I'm also offended that you've let your N'Sync cd/cassette be anywhere near the presence of a Pink Floyd cd.

Fan Speak Continues

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